ODDS & ENDS HOUSE CARD

("JUGGS OF MASS DESTRUCTION" BOUT)

(Results; Simguy;  Writing: OddManOut)

Posted by OddManOut on November 16, 2012, 5:24 pm

Before: “Kim’s been asking for this since I first started making waves in the FCBA.” Kendra concise in pre-fight interviews (held at separate locations along with weigh-ins) “I make it obvious that she’s old news, and she has to try to tear me down instead of accepting it.” Kim with a determined glint in her eye. “No way am I letting her do this to me three times. She may have out-lasted Sophie in the Bahamas, but this is JMD. All extra endurance is going to do for her here is give her an extra-long look at these when I put her to sleep with them,’ she says giving her shoulders a shake as she “adjusts” her tank top while her rack gives a shimmy.

Both ladies opting for blue bikinis tonight, Kim’s navy with white trim, Kendra opting to reprise the aquamarine one she used against Sophie Reade. Kim’s hair falling loose behind her shoulders, black gloves. Kendra opting for a pony-tail tonight, white gloves.

R1: Both fighters walk out flat-footed, teeth-bared, telegraphing big right hands. They bur them simultaneously in each other’s guts in what most of been a prearranged opener. Free-swinging bumper car slugging ensues. Kim shoves both hands into Kendra’s breasts, push Kendra off balance to ropes. Brunette follows up with a taunting shoe-shine to the breasts of her blonde nemesis. Kendra shoves off the ropes with her glutes, wraps Kim up and carries them both to canvas. Here Kardashian’s momentum is changed into picturesque slapping as they roll around. Kim is eventually pulled off of Kendra, who is able to keep things bogged down in swampy clinches to the end of the round.

R2: Bumper car slugging to lead off again, this time Kendra comes out ahead. Sweeping sidearm blows set Kim’s rack a-swaying. Kardashian reeling, gives up her back as she approaches ropes so she can push off of them. Kendra sloppy in pursuit, letting her eagerness smother herself. JMD a volume game, but the young blonde is missing chances to put her opponent away. Kim absorbs a fearful pounding, wobbly to her stool.

R3: Kendra bats her mitts together, comes in for the finish. Kim’s just waving weak punches, blonde is able to plow straight in. Kardashian bullied to ropes, jugs being jostled back and forth as Kendra continues to hook from the outside. A drifting right hand plows into Kim’s belly AND SHE FOLDS UP ONTO HER KNEES! Kardashian sobbing, shaking her head as the count sounds, Kendra takes her third straight as Kim fails to make it out of the first minute!

After: Kim wild-eyed after the stoppage. Lookout JMDers Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson and Elisha Cuthbert posted by the exits, Kardashian’s tried to run out on a Kendra JMD before. Kendra stalking her prey, in no hurry. She bearhugs the struggling brunette, forcing their breasts together as she muscles her way into a corner.

“Whose jugs stopped whose, huh? Say it!”

Kim unable to speak, just shaking her head. Kendra begins to bang her back into the turnbuckle, demanding Kardashian’s submission. After several minutes of this, Kim melts against her conqueror, just dead weight. Kendra lets her victim sink to her haunches, sobbing.

The blonde gets a fistful of Kim’s brunette locks, forcing her face into Kendra’s cleavage. Kim tries a few more desperate gyrations to free herself, flailing her head to either side. Kendra maintains her grip, letting Kim rub her face on the blonde’s breasts, instead of the other way round. Finally Kardashian bows to the inevitable, as Kendra locks in a rare standing breast smother. It is the matter of moments, and Kim collapses into a puddle on the canvas.