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16 November 2012 Post O and E Card Press Conference

Page history last edited by Archer844 11 years, 4 months ago

Posted by Boxing World Online on November 16, 2012, 11:21 pm

 

Jewel and Neve sit to the left of the center chair on the dais. To the right are Anna Torv and Gemma Arterton. Behind it is a big screen with an image of the Man In The Hat sitting at a desk in a hotel room.

Man In The Hat: "All right, I'll take questions. Cable Boy, go!"

HBO Reporter: "Where ARE you?"

Man In The Hat: "Madison, Wisconsin. OSU vs. The Badgers tomorrow. Cable Boy II, go ahead."

Showtime Reporter: "I assume you saw the fight?"

Man In The Hat: "Of COURSE I saw the fight! BLONDE! Boy, you got an INTELLIGENT question?"

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "I note the blondes went 3-for-3 tonight. Your stable initially was ALL blonde. Do you regret signing brunettes?"

Man In The Hat: "What the devil is Odd Man puttin' in the flippin' WATER over there? Tess, help me out here!"

Tess: "Well, it WAS kind of cool to see the blondes win. But, I thought Anna looked great. Do you agree?"

Man In The Hat: "Finally! Yes, I DO agree. You got a girl in Lima who's been knockin' out everyone gets within ten feet of her. She's dangerous, this kid. But, here's the thing with Anna. When she's on her game and trusts her stuff, she's as good as anybody I've got. The kid can do anything. Box. Punch. Brawl. Inside. Outside. Offense. Defense. She can do it, and very well. And she showed that tonight. Anna likes to fight at range. And she could have done that against Lima and won. But, she had an even better chance inside. And Anna's good enough to do that. Good enough to adjust her game to take you out of yours. She can beat you a lot of ways. She HAS the guns. She's just gotta shoot 'em...."

Just then Beth Harnois walks into the shot in a black silk robe.

Beth: "Wizzie Pooh. Isn't this boring old press conference OVER yet? I've got my scarlet and gray lingerie on under heeerrreee..."

Man In The Hat: "Smackeroo. Don't dawdle now..."

Reporter: "What's this win mean for Anna?"

Man In The Hat: "Front Street has different issues in different divisions. At light, the issue is that we've got quite the logjam at the top. Next year is about Elevating and earning a push. We can't push seven lights, so we'll have to make decisions. This was a BIG win for Anna. Very big. It puts her in position to earn one of those pushes. To separate from the pack. She hasn't done any of that yet. But she's put herself in a position to do so..."

Beth: "Speaking of positionnnnssss...."

Man In The Hat: "Annnddd that'll do it for me! Get outta here the lot of you!"

The screen goes blank as the ladies on the dais smile and shake their heads.

Neve(still smiling): "You heard him. Get out of here!"

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