Posted by Simguy on 9/24/2004, 6:33 pm.

Before; Jessica Alba graciously offers few comments on the BSE intractable. “This is SO BSE,” Alba saus, shaking her head ruefully for emphasis. “’Oh, we love Kaley, we just want what’s best for her…’ Where have we heard that before? Cuoco’s being served up and she doesn’t even see it. You know, I called Kaley when this fight was announced, because I knew it was a BSE backstabbing--but she’s totally oblivious. There’s nowhere for her to fo--she’s trapped between Britney and Jenn and doesn’t even realize it. To win this fight, she’s going to have to exploit Jennifer’s aggression--counterpunch her and move, carry O’Dell late and box her down the stretch, I could probably handle O’Dell’s size just with my legs and big time power--but I just don’t know if Cuoco’s got Jessica Alba-type tools. Its all about respect--if a big blonde like O’Dell doesn’t respect you, she’ll roll right over you. You watch, right after Kaley’s knocked out, Spears will announce she’s next for Cuoco--’to make her a better fighter’. This is all about softening Cuoco up for Britney’s kill--its so transparent/” Kaley in white spaghetti strap tankini, Jenn in pink sport bikini.

During R1: Jenny with a series of short, hacking right hands, beats her way over top Kaley’s jab, connects behind the ear and KALEY’S HURT! Cuoco staggering to her right, eyes wide with panic--O’Dell barreling in and riding Kaley hard to ropes. Jen putting her shoulder into Kaley, shoving off and going to work--thumping left/rights against the waist test young heart and legs early. Cuoco grimacing, shuddering under the impacts--it’s slug or begone--Kaley answers back. Crowd getting their money’s worth as blonde lay in shoulder to shoulder, both playing a rugged game of bump-n’-slug--tidy hooks pulled short across faces, parked tuff to jug, choppy right hand clouts on the jaw. O’Dell going nowhere, but Kaley’s feistiness sees her to the bell--Jenny nodding, slapping gloves with the ingenue as Cuoco survives the baptism.

R2: Cuoco upbeat, on her toes--she feints like a 10 year vet, stepping to the right and tapping out the jab. O’dell turning, trying to cut the round off and locate her girl and Kaley LIGHTS HER UP! Jen stalking, bites on a feint, freezes--Cuoco jumps in a lightning lead hook to catch ALL of O’Dell’s chin. Jenny staggered, wide-eyed onto her heels--Kaley steps-with and nails her a lunging right on the mouth! O’Dell sent ropeside, put wobbly butt--O’DELL covers up and Kaley helps herself. Cuoco wants waist--goes there with robust two-gun tanning--Jenny can only lean forward and soak while she gets her bearings back. Final minute--Jenny recuperating, slugging out of a high guard--she’s starting to come forward, touching out her left hand to Kaley’s shoulder, then picking Cuoco up a tapping left uppy, trying to double up downstairs to bury hook to liver. Kaley boxing smart off her back foot, running Jen into jab, preempting her sudden lead right hands to take the second.

R3: Jenny on the march--nose a little bloodied, face red, but she;s walking though Kaley’s wallop. Cuoco savvy, rotating in either direvftion, keeping her back free of the ropes--legs are setting the tone for this fight early. Midway through, Kaley loping right, rolls with Jen’s blunt right hand, comes back a short right straight on the mouth and JENNY O’DELL’S ROCKED! Kaley snarling as she dips, puts a tasty right uppercut on Jenny’s chin, reloads supple and pulls a clouting right across Jenny’s face--poor O’Dell staggering around arms outstretched--she clinches up a round Kaley’s neck, hanging on as Cuoco chugs to tummy. Final minute--Kaley taking it to O’Dell along the ropes--jab spearing through Jens mitts, fixing O’Dell’s position, right hands lancing through to the jaw, mop up hooks tidy off the face, Bell: j=Jennifer staring, astonished, busting up. Kaley chest up and shouts: “GIVE ME YOUR BEST FIGHT! DAMN IT, JENN!”

R4: O’Dell STORNMING off her stool, launching herself into a go-home right with Cuoco in her own corner: Kaley ducks it, swivel-pivots underneath, guides Jenny face first into ropes with a saucy hand in the back, Jenny roaring off the ropes,,,And missing wildly--Kaley using her upper body Jessica Biel-style, bending at the waist, turning her shoulders, dropping that left hand low and rolling her punches with her shoulders. Jennifer can’t get leather on meat and meanwhile--Cuoco sliding back, spotting counter-right hands stab-and-retract belly, tits and chin, sidestepping prettily to turn Jen at the ropes, bell to bell--Kaley able to keep it up---absolutely masterful ring generalship O’Dell breathing hard from so many wasted punches--girls exchanged a very odd look: Kaley’s just taken 3 straight rounds from Jenn--both girls struggling to comprehend that.

R5: Cuoco with the counterclockwise rotation, exposing Jenn’s feet a little bit--O’Dell doesn’t move as well in this direction. Kaley using the jab to decoy, boxing with her legs, collecting nice touches with right leads, right uppercuts--there’s a certain distance at which Cuoco can be boss in there. Midway through, Jennifer following, being bamboozled--she rocks onto her back foot, gloves up as Kaley spackles her a pretty three punch combo upstairs. Cuoco right hand at her cheek, left low as she hops to her right at the ropes and JENN LANDS A~ REACHING HOOK! Kaley clocked mid-lope, scattered into the ropes and O’DELL POUNCES! Blunt right hand jams to Kaley’s left ear, pounds to jaw--Jenn using a bully’s left to the chest to stack Cuoco up. Kaley dropping her rit Jen’s face-O’Dell shrugs it off, pumps her right to tummy, right to tummy, then stacks Kaley up for more. Cuoco being rag dolled now, can’t get her balance--Jen jostling and slugging her too violently--both corners perking up concerned as O’Dell kicks into overdrive. Clobbering tights to the ear belt Kaley swooning to a neutral corner and she can’t stop the incoming--Cuoco slumped, trying to keep gloves up elbows in as Jennifer helps herself to whatever she wants. Crashing blows behind the elbows, creeping barrage up-torso as Jenn muscles non-stop lefts and rights onto tanned, nubile flesh, ref staring in fascination, apparently thinking Kaley’s capable of significant retribution. At one point--Jern hangs back, left propping a dazed, helpless Cuoco up, right hand cocked as she orders the ref to stop it: man waves her in with Kaley’s head lolling sickly forward. Jen lays in the leather--right hands smashing Kaley’s head to side to side, shoulder-bump to prep then digging paunch that curling left hook. FINALLY Kaley crumbles to the canvas--O’Dell immediately losing it on the ref, shoving the man as corners flood the ring. Dreadful KO5 jenny O’Dell--Jenn restrained as official is escorted away.

After: Jessica Alba graciously agrees to do the in-ring interview--O’Dell warns her point blank, on camera: “don’t be ride to me.” JOD goes on to assess the fight as she saw it. “Kaley’s agility is unbelievable! I’m so proud of her for getting through that first--I really thought I had her out of the gate, but she sucked it up and gave me a fight. After that, I had real problems tracking her down, and the harder I pressed, the more she made me pay-she would have dropped any bantam in the game, Jessica, ANY bantam. When she screamed at me to give her my best--she had no idea how hard I was trying to get at her!”

“I have to ask this,” says Alba. “Michelle Williams/Danielle Fishel. Me and Britney. This game is tough on friendships jenn0what makes you think Kaley will be able to get past this?”

“Because Jess,” Jennifer says with unwavering eye contact. “Kaley’s got my respect tonight. If I hadn’t knocked her out, she would have beaten me--I have no doubt about that. And I’m going right back into that dressing room and telling her that myself.”

Reposted by Archer 12/3/12.