Just before sunset, the first match of evening in the Triple Crown event sponsored by Crown Royal was set to take place between Chelsee Heeley and Roxanne Pallett. Chelsee is fighting for a contract into Beevers Babes, and must defeat three opponents in one night. Roxanne is first to try and stop the rookie from making Triple Crown history, and run her winning streak to three as well.

Roxanne’s entrance was delayed due to the first horse race taking a minute or so longer than expected. Roxanne was pissed and it showed. Samia Ghadie thought it would be cute to make Roxanne walk the dirt on the horses race track into the grassy area in the center of the track, where the ring was placed. The grassy area was limited to only a few hundred fans or so. The other fight fans had to watch from far off, out in the grandstands.

Roxanne tried to fake a smile as she plod through the dirt and mud on her way to the grassy area and through the aisles of fans. A few of them actually chanted, “ROXY”, making Roxy’s hike suddenly worth it, as she soaked in her 5 minutes of fame. Loud techno music suddenly pumped through the arena’s speakers as Chelsee struts to the stage. Chelsee was a very good dancer on the hit show, Strictly Come Dancing-and she received a standing ovation. The fans very much wanted to see Chelsee accomplish the feat of completing the coveted Triple Crown.

Chelsee was dressed better than her recent wardrobe that won her the worst dressed in showbiz award . Chelsee had on a teal blue bra, and blue panties, with something shiny and sparkling on both of them. Chelsee had on white gloves and her blondish hair was a cross between an afro and an up do in a bun, with a white bow in it. If Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder then ROXY’s got my attention, not Chelsee, because Roxy is definitely Foxy in my eyes. Roxy has on a black string bikini and a black bra that looks like it is having a hard time holding ROXY’s assets in place. ROXY’s long dark hair is in a ponytail.


Round 1

And there off, the bell just rang simultaneously with the gates opening for the second horse race, as Chelsee and Roxy race to land the first punch in the ring. The clanging of the horses shoes seemed to distract Chelsee as she instantly gets smacked in the face by Roxy. Roxy doesn’t hesitate and follows the big punch up with a swift hook that knocks Chelsee off balance as she spills over forward onto the mat. Roxanne Pallett has just put the Triple Crown Challenger onto her knees before the horses can make one lap! Chelsee takes her time getting up and adjusts her big hair before trading blows with Roxy again. Both ladies leave themselves open and trade several punches with one another. From the looks of Roxanne’s face, she can’t match Chelsee’s raw punching power. Roxanne isn’t fond of Chelsee’s big right hand at all, so she steps back and takes a swipe at Chelsee’s whopping breasts. Chelsee’s nipple was flattened by Roxy’s dirty punch and it really pissed Chelsee off. Chelsee charges Roxanne shattering her much smaller rack. Roxanne covers up and regrets ever taking a cheap swing at the rookies hooters. Roxanne turns her back to Chelsee and leans over trying to avoid taking any more damage to the tit smashing contest that she started. Chelsee presses her body up against Roxy’s backside and walks the jobber straight into a corner, while she continue to stay bent over in a vulnerable position and take little underneath up thrusts. Roxy is forced to turn around, only to feel Chelsee’s gloves pepper her face with uppercuts, that finally break through Roxy’s guard and the bell sounds with Roxy covering up her breasts in throbbing agony. Chelsee presses Roxy into the corner after the bell to intimidate her a little more. Chelsee’s corner knows that mathematically she could be in for 30 rounds should all three fights go the distance, so they demand she save stop the nonsense and return to her stool at once-to rest as much as possible.

Round 2

Chelsee survived the first three minutes of her BBU career and looks like she enjoyed punching Roxanne's breasts as immediately closes down the brunette in the second and flicks more jabs to the chest. Pallett's still hungry for success though, seemingly calling Healey's performance in the opening round as 'beginner's luck'. She throws hooks around the head but Chelsee's footwork enables her to walk around them and counter with more venom to the jugs. Roxy's rack bounces back and forth as the brunette struggles to keep her arms in tact in wake of Healey's incredible high-tempo work rate and she has to back away, just covering up as Chelsee whacks a big left on the temple which sends Pallett spinning back to the ropes for good. More aggression from Chelsee! That Beever's Babes contract is sure worth some sweat as she buries a cumbersome Pallett on the ropes with some heavy uppercuts to the breasts, just no respect nor admiration for the brunette's rack and Roxy moans in pain, tries to duck underneath all this onslaught but gets caught on the eye and Chelsee is running riot, bashing the hapless rival, reducing her into a moaning mess and still, more leather on the jugs as Pallett sinks on her knees late in the round, just takes a relentless rack-punishment and one must wonder how long will she - or shall we say - her jugs will last in the ring as Chelsee is hammering her guts out. Quick hook on the temple bends the brunette just before the bell and Healey shakes her glove over the top of her opponent and Roxy turns away, holds her tummy in visible discomfort and ignores all the eye contact Healey is giving her. She walks slowly back to her stool as Chelsee parades around the ring, the adrenaline just buzzing inside the rookie and she notices Pallett's in obvious pain and she runs to her and gives her a solid kick to the backside which sees the Foxy brunette crashing down on her knees. Coach Gail Kim threatens to enter the ring, but Healey just shakes her booty in front of her and eventually struts back to her corner as Pallett tries to recover her breath instead.

Round 3

Pallett is struggling physically, that relentless rack-pounding has taken it's toll already but Healey gives her no respite whatsoever in the third as well. She fakes couple of hooks to the head, has Roxy tripping over her feet in avoidance and finally nails her with a huge gutwrencher that seemingly caught the horses' interest as well as Pallett's loud groan is briefly silenced by the usual Ascot residents. But Roxanne quickly makes up for that moment as Chelsee piles in with more leather, peppers her ribcage and flicks more uppercuts to the chest and Pallett is really hopeless out there now, she gets pushed to the ropes and absorbs more punishment as Chelsee catches her with couple of hooks on the temple, makes that dark pony-tail swinging back and forth, fires a cross-hooks to the mouth and PALLETT CRASHES DOWN ON HER KNEES, just thumped to the ground by the ferocious onslaught! Healey waves her glove again as a dizzy looking Roxanne scrambles herself back upright at seven, but she looks confused of her whereabouts. Ref doesn't mind though! Did he annoy Roxy lately? We all know how popular the former Emmerdale star is with 'em boys, but Healey gets another shot and she literally takes it, bangs another series to the rack, that black top barely hangs on Roxy's assets now and the girl is rocked from side to side as Chelsee sends an unanswered sequence to the jugs, whacks a big uppercut to the jaw and it's good night Miss Pallett as ROXANNE CRASHES DOWN ON HER KNEES with her eyes closed, a brief slow-mo action with the battered brunette then falling face-first on the canvas and there's no need for the count anymore. KO R3 Chelsee Healey in brutal and destructive fashion!!!


Official word from the ring announcer:

Chelsee Healey Knocked out Roxanee Pallett in round 3 of the first leg of the Triple Crown Challenge sponsored by Crown Royal. Chelsee advances on to face Louisa Lytton in the second stage of the three stage challenge!


Post Fight:

Roxanne Pallet lies unconscious on the mat, apparently back to her jobber ways, after losing to a Rookie in another quick match. Cheslee wants to start molding her bad girl image, so she plans on making an example out of poor Roxanne. Roxanne awakes on her stool and peeks through her fingers, hoping the rookie has no post fight plans in store after her first win. Roxy’s realizes quickly that Chelsee has more in store, when she sees Chelsee waiving her over the victors corner.

It takes Roxy a moment to will herself up off her stool and slowly staggers toward Chelsee’s corner. Chelsee’s in a hurry to get back and rest up for the second test of the Triple Crown. “C’mon ROXY, kiss me and tell me how beautiful and sexy I am.” ROXY is not attracted to Chelsee whatsoever, but she puckers up her sweet pouty lips and kisses, (Chelsee couldn’t be any less attractive than she is in Roxy’s eyes) her big fat lips. Roxanne squirms when Chelsee’s hand goes behind her neck forcing Roxy into a deeper kiss. Roxanne struggles to continue tolerating Chelsee’s stench breath, and pretending like she enjoys it. Roxy‘s acting is far better than any boxing she has ever done.

Finally Chelsee lets loose of the poor girls neck, and hears exactly the words she wanted to hear; “Chelsee, you are the most beautiful woman in the BBU.” The horses are being introduced for the next race and the fans have turned their attention towards the horses they placed wagers on. Meanwhile, Roxanne plod’s through the same dirt she traveled through- to get into the match that began and ended her 5 minutes of fame. Roxy holds her head down, on this long and hurtful walk of shame. The second leg of the Triple Crown attempt will be just after the next match between two more lovely ladies from the BBU, Liz McClarnon—Kym Marsh.

Final result: Chelsee Healey def. Roxanne Pallett KO3.