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25 November 2012 Grace Park vs Vanessa Minnillo

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MIRAGE AS THE ASYLUM

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on November 25, 2012, 12:38 am

BEFORE:

"Here's my problem with Grace Park," says Vanessa. "She doesn't deserve to be where she is. I'm younger, more athletic, more talented, and ten times hotter. If there were any justice, I'D be the managed fighter, and SHE'D be the indie scrounging for fights."

"Here's what Vanessa doesn't get," says a hard-eyed Grace. "I EARNED this spot, and I fight every DAY to keep it. That's what Front Street is about. No anointed ones. No favorites. You get what you EARN. And I EARNED what I've got. And Vanessa has earned what she's ABOUT to get."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Rule The World', by Beyonce and here comes one of Ms. Knowles' biggest fans, the stunning Vanessa Minnillo..."

McCarthy: "I'M stunned she can get a fight with HER record..."

Tess: "YOU got a job as a trainer with the same winning percentage SHE has...ZERO!"

McCarthy: "Which is PRECISELY the number of TEETH you're going to have if you don't SHUT IT!"

O'Dell: "Drink UP, boys and drink in Ms. Minnillo, who's into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a green, orange, blue, and yellow striped number that has a few jaws on the floor, I'll wager..."

McCarthy: "Not enough upstairs to be a Playmate, but not bad..."

O'Dell: "And that's the 'Hawaii Five-O' theme you hear and that can only mean the star of that series is on her way to the ring, and here she comes, 'The Korean Krusher', Grace Park!"

McCarthy: "With THAT skinny body, she couldn't crush a GRAPE..."

O'Dell: "Park into the ring, helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that medium blue number she likes. Cold stares going back and forth between the two ladies already, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Good! This is supposed to be a fight, not a coffee klatch!"

O'Dell: "And said fight is about to get underway. Tess already on record as favoring Grace. What do you think, Mac?"

McCarthy: "I think Park is massively overrated, just like the rest of the Dancing Hookers, with the exception of Torv...and maybe that Ke$ha kid. But, Minnillo hasn't won a fight in four tries. I expect she's about to go 0 for 5."

O'Dell: "Let's find out. There's the bell for the first and Park right across the ring into Minnillo's corner, snaps her head back with a left hand, buries a hook to the body, left hook to the chin, right to the side of the head!"

McCarthy: "Minnillo needs to get out of there!"

O'Dell: "Park with a right, snaps the head back! Another right, hook to the ribs...RIGHT HAND! NASTY HEAD SWIVEL AND DOWN GOES VANESSA, RAGDOLLING DOWN THE ROPES!"

Tess: "Vanessa's lucky that last one just swiveled her head and didn't send it into about the third row!"

O'Dell: "Minnillo on her right side, her right arm and head draped over the bottom rope. Referee going to go ahead and count it, but this is a formality. Six. Seven. Minnillo not moving at all. Nine. Ten! It's over! You're winner by KO1, 'The Korean Krusher', Grace Park!"

Tess: "43 seconds. Longer than Jenny lasted against Allison Mack, but, still, impressive..."

McCarthy: "I...she...YOU...I'd been fighting ALL night against an ALL-STAR TEAM..."

O'Dell: "Now, calm down, Mac! I hear tonight's emergency movie is 'The Michael Buble Story'..."

McCarthy: "That could NOT be worse..."

O'Dell: "Buble plays himself..."

McCarthy: "I stand corrected..."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I've got our winner, Grace Park, and Grace, you didn't waste any time in there tonight..."

Grace: "This girl played the 'Lauren German Gambit'. Came on my show, then went around telling everyone she was better than me and that I was running from her on set to get me in the ring. Apparently, Vanessa didn't finishing reading German's little script, though. Because she seemed very surprised about what happened in the final scene."