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28 November 2012 January Jones vs Minka Kelly

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THE RYDER CUP INVITATIONAL

Posted by FCBA Magazine on November 28, 2012, 6:51 pm

January Jones (Beever's Babes US) vs Minka Kelly (Lookout! Boxing)

Minka Kelly and January Jones both appear very excited about their upcoming battle with both fighters eager to gain some momentum coming out of this contest as Jones is coming off of a loss and Minka coming out of a draw, so neither coming in as they would prefer. Minka tantalizingly close to a title opportunity, but was unable to get the win that she wanted and now, has a blonde to take it out on. Minka compares Jones to a blonde fighter in the vein of “Elisha Cuthbert”, but Minka does not mean that as a compliment in the least. After this is made clear to January just how much Minka despises Cuthbert, she stares daggers from across the room at Minka and the two nearly engage in a shouting match prior to the match. It appears that an intense blonde-brunette battle could be occurring ahead for two of the sexiest celebrities from television.

Minka Kelly wearing an aqua blue bikini with matching gloves; January Jones wearing a bright red bikini with matching gloves.

R1: Both fighters head out to the center of the ring and starts off slow – guard up and testing one another's defenses, but Minka picks up the tempo in the first minute to poke through January's upraised arms. Slamming in with sharp and accurate rights and lefts, drilling into Jones' ribcage and occasionally spanking leather off of face to startle her opponent. However, Jones displays some fancy footwork as she is maneuvered back towards the ropes, twisting away and countering to push Minka towards the ropes instead. Shooting out some jabs of her own that flick out against Minka's body, keeping her from getting into a steady rhythm and although Minka hassles her throughout the round, but January showing good skill to escape without any serious damage. Jones smiles, batting her eyes at Minka as Minka scowls in frustration at her opponent.

R2: Minka coming out to hammer and harass Jones like the previous round, but Jones showing some impressive speed to twist out of trouble every time Minka tries to body her back against the ropes. At one point, Kelly has her back against the ropes but some slick counter-punching from Jones allows her to leg her way to freedom. Minka continues working on the body with stiff rights and lefts that come in from her hips – twisting as she pounds towards Jones torso. January firing back with a series of rights and lefts, dipping down low to strike at Minka's firm torso to allow her to keep escaping every time Minka has her trapped. Minka keeps whacking away, slamming in with a hard straight with her right glove to spook Jones but January escaping any serious damage once again with her speed and countering.

R3: If Jones was hoping to wear down Minka by making her continually pursuing her, that tactic does not appear to be working. After two rounds, Kelly is still in hot pursuit of January, coming after her as she targets the torso with some right and left hooks, but Jones uses her speed to weave her way out of trouble. But, Minka catches her with a left hook across her cheek, cutting off Jones' route to escape as she staggers back towards the ropes. Minka has her opponent right where she wants her – butt-in-ropes, just pounding away at Jones' tummy that has her breathing hard. Jones trying to clinch or fight her way off of the ropes, but Minka has no intentions of backing down now as she keeps hammering away at Jones' abs. Softening her up as Kelly switches in the final minute to try to put her opponent down with some shots to the head, but Jones covers up well and even delivers some good shots to Minka's tummy to keep herself upright, though Kelly does take her third straight round.

R4: Jones comes out for this round after a rough outing the previous round, but eyes still focused on the prize of taking down Minka. Minka comes out swinging, bobbing in with her rights and lefts, just driving in towards Jones' ribcage and torso. January still fighting cute, slipping away from damage when she can, though last round robbed her of a lot of her speed and sass. Jones tries to bully Minka back to the ropes, cleavage bodying up against Kelly's as she tries to use power rather than speed. Minka, however, uses some slick countering of her own to twist January into the ropes. Minka stuffing those hard hooks, leather crashing into taut tummy as Jones doubles over. Minka then switches her attack up higher as she scuffs across Jones' gorgeous face and a hard-hitting left-right combo sends the blonde spilling down to the canvas perpendicular to the ropes. Minka finally able to get to the body and send her foe down, but the bell rings to save January for another round as Minka storms back to her corner. January staggering to her corner as she is dazed from the knockdown.

R5: Jones needs to either regain her speed to buy some recovery time or count on some mercy from Minka to get out of this round as she is slow coming out from her corner. However, she doesn't get either as Minka charges in, immediately going jug as she hammers away at Jones' cleavage to draw her guard down low and a loud shout of protest from her foe. With January's defenses lowered down, a right uppercut clips her across the chin and picks her opponent up, depositing her down to her back along the canvas. Jones rolls across the ring, trying to push herself up to all fours but is unable to rise, just shaking her head and she falls face-first back down into the mats. Minka poses over Jones as Minka Kelly is awarded the win via TKO5!

After: Jones is roused on her stool, rubbing her chest and shaking her head, glaring over at Minka giving her post-fight interviews. Minka declares “Like I said, a blonde bimbo just like Lishy! That's what I do to blondes like that – demolish them. January here couldn't handle me and for that matter, neither can Cuthbert! Knocked the eff out is where they'll end up if they take me on and I'm putting girls on notice with a performance like this!!”

January Jones definitely took notice of it, furious with both Minka and Elisha – as well at herself for not having a better performance tonight. Next time, however, she vows it'll be different for this proud blonde.

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