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7 December 2012 Eva Mendes vs Emmanuelle Vaugier

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Posted by simguy on December 7, 2012, 8:44 am

BEFORE: "Mendes doesn't have it," Vaugier shrugs - deeply unimpressed by the Eva Mendes brand. "She's as big a name as Kate Beckinsale, so the prestige is there, but whereas Kate's been slugging it out in the ring - fighting really hard fights and fighters - Eva hasn't put the work in. She hits hard - she's super aggressive, but she's old, she's unskilled, her legs are shaky, I mean - I could go on, but you guys get the picture. This is a Ferrari shell built around a Yaris engine. I'm going to beat the hell out of her."

Hot-tempered Mendes all eyes-flashing/nostrils flaring at the Vaugier's pointed podium blasts...Eva very much a Latina-on-a-mission in rebuttal. "I've been fighting my way back into condition," Mendes allows, "and I've taken some hard knocks, but you will notice that I'm still coming. I keep signing fighters; I'm in the gym; I'm in the ring. I know what no-name brand girls like Emmanuelle are saying - they say the same damn thing everytime a true star looks vulnerable, but you know what? She's missing what's been happening. I'm not the Eva Mendes who shows up and expects girls to be over-awed, and I'm certainly not expecting that from someone of Vaugier's calibre. I'm the new, dedicated Eva Mendes who gets in shape; knocks out bytches in sparring, and comes in hard to win. If 'Manny's not seeing that, it's already too late for her!"

Mendes in leopard print push up; velvet-finish boy leg snuggie-trunks; white gloves; hair in 70s style Raquel-Welch curls. Vaugier in black bra and boy-leg panties; white gloves; black hair in wild tangles. Mendes refusing to touch gloves - remembering Vaugier's scathing comments in prefight.

During R1: Mendes offensive minded - stepping-to; hands at hips; using the jab just as prelude to a hard right hand/finishing up the hook. Eva getting good extension and leverage - leaning in with strong rights; twisting torso-right, getting her shoulder around on those hooks...tasty slugging chasing Vaugier out of her stance, putting Emmanuelle on her bicycle in the first.

R2: Vaugier in closed-stance - left shoulder pointed at Eva; gloves stacked right atop left at midsection...she's flicking out a disruptive little jab; rolling shots with her left shoulder; answering back screened right hand counters tough to tits, chin. Eva blustering through it - snarling to bare her teeth as she slugs dutiful rights in above Vaugier's left hip - Mendes' right elbow out to the side on ramming contact; clean up hooks clouting tightly across Vaugier's breasts. Hard fought engagements punctuated by Emmanuelle's clever footwork...she's stepping out, turning her girl, reinitiating things as Eva reacts. Down the stretch, Vaugier salts away the points: tight left hook brazen across Eva's teeth - Vaugier turning her left shoulder through the compact motion; Vaugier ducking low, rotating torso-left - sweeping the right hand tasty across Eva's toned gut. Eva frowning in complaint at spanking contact...it's enough to cost her a close round.

R3: Another hotly-fought round: it's Eva's bared tooth, free-swinging aggression against Vaugier's slick roll-and-counter routines and footwork. With the round hanging in the balance late, Vaugier scolds Eva's breasts via twisting left jab, quickly turning that punch over into a slapping follow up hook; duck-and-roll-torso-left to sweep the right hand tummy-whacker across Eva's waist...MENDES BUNCHES UP! Eva hurt, hunching forward behind her gloves, unable to draw breath...Vaugier straightens up - face touching against Mendes' guard as Emannuelle digs thumping left hooks in deep behind the Mendes right elbow...EVA GOES DOWN! Gasping descent - Mendes' gorgeous face pinched in agony as she takes a knee...Vaugier grinnin' dimply on the strut back to corner at bell.

R4: ROLLING START, EVA MENDES! Eva taking a page out of the Mish Williams play book...she jumps the bell, catching Vaugier before the seconds are off the apron. WANTON SLUGGING! Mendes teeth-bared, curls in her eyes as she belts away right/left to gut...Vaugier beaten up against turnbuckles, forming rigid earmuff and trying to organize. DIGGING left hook to liver as Eva pops hips-right, shouts "HAH!" on delivery...Vaugier cringing forward, eyes shut tight behind her gloves. Eva's left hand touching at Vaugier's guard in close, then OH the right hand buried to Emannuelle's gut...beautiful brunette sobbing out into her gloves, doubling up in shock. Vicious swabbing strokes strap back and forth across Emanuelle's lower back...it's too much for Vaugier as her legs give way, easing her down to all fours. "PUMPIN' TUMMY, BYTCH!" Eva bellows as ref's pushing her back...cramped, hurting Vaugier grimly pulls herself up ropes for 8. ON COMES EVA! Mendes bouncing back on in - fists pumping out palm-down rights and lefts against Vaugier's earmuff front, then OH the left hook deep to liver! Eva twisting torso-right, her eyes shut tight as she screams out "HAH!" - selling her soul to get Vaugier hurt. Emmanuelle sobbing out...she jacknifes face-first to canvas, hugging her body, going fetal on her left side as Mendes brays down, making a nuisance of herself until ref can body her away. Delayed count, but it doesn't matter...Vaugier cringing, hugging herself, murmuring in agony as the 10 count passes her by. KO4 Eva Mendes.

AFter: THAT'S the Eva Mendes pundits had once expected to be a category-killer...she makes weight fit and trim, overwhelms Vaugier's cleverness with brutal aggression and hammers out a vicious stoppage win. "Guess 'Manny's gonna have to fire her scouts!" Eva beams with pride in postfight. "Look, I came in tight for this one: you see me on the scale looking this trim, you need to bet accordingly, because they don't make women in my size that can beat me! I wanted to take it out of her body to show my authority. Latinas have always owned girls to the body, and I wanted to show that I've got the pedigree downstairs. She's still hurt - look at her trying to breathe on her stool! That's what I can do to women if I commit downstairs!"