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7 December 2012 Kate Upton vs Paula Patton

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Posted by simguy on December 7, 2012, 8:49 am

BEFORE: Kate significantly bigger, more zoftig than athletic Paula...Patton's not impressed: "She looks like a big, squishy brick," Paula says of Upton's pulse-pounding physique. "Can't wait to get on that and start pounding away...blonde girl like that makes a nice addition to anyone's trophy case!"

Kate swaggering to podium...if she's feeling any heat at all from Patton, it's not showing. "Paula's lucky she gets to share a ring with me. That's a lot of eyeballs she'd never normally be exposed to, and sure, those eyeballs will be trained on me, but still...she'll sort of be in the picture, you know? Anyway - it's about me: how I'm training; what my plans are; how hard I'm hitting...all that stuff. The Paula part of the fight really doesn't matter...she's coming into the ring with doors, and she'll leave the ring without doors...that's all you boys have to know!"

Upton in black bra and panties with leopard print trim around decolletage and waist; black gloves; blonde hair in loose curls. Patton in leopard print bikini; black gloves; black hair slicked back into high pony.

During R1: Patton aggressively driving big blonde girl back via spitting jabs from advancing crouch: Upton hits ropes early, forming defensive earmuff. Patton presses in, reaching arms under Kate's arms to wrestle apart the guard, then beating her torso. Nothing fancy - Paula hammering away on jug with hammer-fists and forearms; leaning in close to shove right hands thick to paunch; constantly bodying and jostling her girl. Kate frowning in complaint - lips curled off teeth or pouting...she's covering up, or palm-pushing Paula's shoulders - trying to stabilize her situation under constant pressure. Down the stretch, blonde girl ties up and walks Patton off the apron, initiating a more free-swinging style of slugfest mid-ring. Patton tagging Kate a wide, belting left to chin; a clapping right across jug in exchange for booming right hands up into rib cage/left hooks fat to right shoulder. Bell: girls still swinging away lusty...Kate looking frazzled and cranky en-route to her stool as Patton draws a thumb across her throat while walking to hers.

R2: Patton laying down a brisk pattern of jabs to torso - softening blonde girl up while sidestepping-left, turning Kate's right flank. Patton looking tummy - dipping right shoulder for a healthy stroke at the gut and PAULA GOES DOWN! Looping right roundhouse crashes onto Patton's chin as she's prepping her low-slung bodyshot...right (back) knee fails, spilling her to her face and it's OVER! Crashing fist-of-Zeus KO2, Kate Upton!

After: Announcer's shrieking "PATTON'S ASLEEP! PATTON'S ASLEEP!" Crowd going batshit...Upton struts away all big blonde grins after posting one of the most violent knockouts of the year. Shattering blast simply ending Patton: one moment she's winning the fight, pushing the pace; the next, she's sound asleep on her face. "That's the Kate Upton brand in action!" Kate gushes in postfight. "Booming, awesome power...the kind of thing a ditz like Brooklyn Decker can only dream of. Speaking of Decker, I'm pushing her aside and taking first-dibs on all her fights going forward. I want the Cindy Crawford fight. I want the Cat Bell and Becky Romijn fights. Decker can sit and soak: I want the glamourous big-girl fights, and she can either step aside, or step-to me, I don't care which!"