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7 December 2012 Gemma Atkinson vs Ali Landry

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Posted by simguy on December 7, 2012, 8:50 am

BEFORE: Gemma pushing and pouting in prefight: young, hungry blonde showing hall-of-fame brunette no respect. "Why not me," Gemma asks at podium. "Why shouldn't it be me pushing Ali to the sidelines? Why won't it be me taking the piss out of Ali? If she weren't "Ali Landry" the name, would anyone come see her fight now? She couldn't even make the cut for our Page 3 these days, and that's a fact! It's only a matter of time that her in-ring performance will begin to mirror her looks, and I want to be in the other corner when it happens!"

Ali feigning boredom at podium: she's been hearing the "Ali's getting old" line for a some time now. "You know, Gemma thinks I'm winding down, she can take her shot, same as anyone else," Landry shrugs. "As for her Page 3 boast, of course I couldn't qualify for a slut-shot spread...surprised she seems proud of it. Whatever: she can insult me, she can try to get under my skin, but bottom line is - this kid's gonna hurt. How do I know? It's what I do. Looking forward to it."

Ali in gold bikini; black gloves; long dark hair in tangly curls. Gemma in short blonde fighting tousle; pea-green sport top over pink bikini top; baby blue bikini bottoms; pink gloves. During the prefight milling when press and other people are still in the ring, a pouting Atkinson shoving Ali as Landry's just walking the ring, minding her own business...leads to a bit of a jackpot as officials rush to head off a pre-fight bench-clearing brawl.

R1: Ali reading Gemma's emotional state: veteran brunette crouching; jabbing; ducking; rising up into body-clinch; walking Atkinson to ropes; pinning her down for ref's break. Atkinson SO trying to K Ali O...blonde girl loading up so huge it's easy for Ali to pre-empt/step in/clinch for a beefy punch 'n' clutch. Landry working rack in the clinch - pressing Atkinson to ropes, shoving short right forearms into Gemma's world class hooters until ref moves in. Atkinson frowning and pouting, looking frustrated and jug-mugged...it's classic Ali Landry tactics in the first.

R2: Punch n' clutch backfires for Ali as Gemma writhes inside to get her arms under Landry's: blonde girl walking brunette to ropes, getting beefy on her. Payback to the rack? You bet: Gemma's left arm ropes 'round behind Ali's head, holding her in place for shoving, kneading right forearms in tight to jug. Ref's breaks don't buy Ali much time: blonde girl hurtling in, bodying Landry to ropes, pushing and punching on her until Landry can tie up. Gemma well on her way to brawny shutout when - wriggling in the clinch with Ali - Landry screens the ref's line of sight with her body; punches a right hand firm to Gemma's trunks; waddles a crotch-shocked blonde girl into ropes, then beats her repeated right hands to belly while wrapping left arm across blonde's upperback. Gemma sobbing out - left hip propped on ropes as she takes a body-busting...Atkinson's cramped pain and discomfort looks the result of Ali's thudding body work...veteran Landry converting on a cheap shot to steal the round right out from under hard-working blonde-girl! Team Atkinson wailing to the ref about the horrid tactics, but all the official can do is promise to "keep an eye on her."

R3: Sloppy brawling all around the ring - buxom women in constant contact, wrestling each other in a tumble along the ropes; pushing and shoving in the grasp. Atkinson strong, stubborn with her brunette - Gems not shy about riding her left arm behind Ali's head while shoving short right forearms to jug. Ali grouchy in the grasp - eyes frowning shut, lips parted as she gasps under the constant jug-mugging...she's doing a good job tying up and smothering, but she's not answering blonde work thump for thump. Bell: Ali sitting in ropes, cuddled across the back by Gemma's left arm while blonde's right forearm pumps those jugs...Landry exhausted, absorbing shock until ref pulls Atkinson off.

R4: Ali turns boxer - using her jab to spread Gemma out; placing firm right crosses onto available British chin...blonde girl on her heels, buttocks ringing in complaint as Landry takes over. Basic menu well executed...Landry shifting angle ever-clockwise, working behind the jab; dropping accurate right hands on chin...by the middle minute, Atkinson's in real trouble. Already hurt and stumbling, Gemma faces into a pair of short, powerful rights to jaw...BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Gems on all fours...Ali glaring down hands-on-hips en route to neutral corner...Atkinson beats the count shabby - her eyes closed, lips pursed. Resume: Landry making the final minute all about pocket-reduction - jabbing blonde into grumpy crossed-arm front; placing short, chopping rights to pecs or pate - just patiently pounding at Gemma. Atkinson's curvy legs hold her up, but she's blubbering: Landry retakes command with a thudding beatdown 4th.

R5: Same again: Ali stays a boxer; works behind the jab; turns Gemma's right flank; picks out spots on Gemma for tart right hand strikes. One girl treating herself to another...Gemma blinking back tears, retreating into ropes, forming a sniveling earmuff front as Ali squares away. Landry patient, eyes narrowed: she'll jab the guard to prep; work the waistline thick right/left combos; look for any form breaks, and try to exploit them with uppercuts. Atkinson beaten rubber-kneed again, but too sturdy to go down...she absorbs a thumping, sending Ali to her corner mouthbreathing.

R6: Gemma recovering well from a lot of bad minutes: she's quickly atop Ali, brawling her at ropes. Landry trying to sidestep to freedom, but Gemma reaches in thus:

Gemma's right arm in under Ali's right arm; left arm wrapping OVER Ali's right arm, placing Gem's right shoulder in Ali's breasts.

Out of that grip, blonde girl rams brunette beefy to ropes - shoulder crushing jugs...subsequent shoving jostle pumps the air out of Ali's lungs, leaving her a-swoon. Gemma transitioning - left arm looped over Ali's right; right arm pounding punches to the Landry paunch, then right forearms crushing into sagging Landry tits. OH THE HUMANITY! Landry in shock, seated in ropes, mouth open, eyes frowned shut...Gemma's beating the stuffing out of her! Great smothering work done by hungry blonde-girl - she's constantly bodying Ali; holding and bumping her...even getting the odd European uppercut with the beef of her right bicep connecting under Ali's chin in close!

R7: Sloppy brawling as Ali can't keep Gemma at arm's length...leads to tummy-on-tummy squirming/tumbling along ropes as girls struggle for top position. Clean punching at a premium - girls often getting the left hand up to palm the other's face back so that the right forearm can slam jug, or right hand can plow paunch. Bruising attrition has both women open-mouthed and sweat-drenched with exhaustion...ref working hard to reef 'em apart after bell.

R8: Ali whining as she's bodied to ropes, pushed into position, then battered...Gemma really starting to get it done on her rival. Atkinson so methodical: first it's tummy and body, grinding Ali into ropes; it's pushing and propping to get her positioned...then it's a step back for a little slugging room so Gems can get off big. The slamming knock-jab pounding at Ali's upperchest. Pounding, palm-down straight rights ramming into jaw, chest or left-side lats whenever Ali twists her right side into ropes. Landry grouchy, disheveled - right hand at left shoulders/left hand at right elbow...she's just getting stacked and punished - shelled by a blonde girl's heavy fists outside.

R9: Gems with a blunt, palm-down right straight to chin...jolting shot hurts Ali, turns her stumbling to her right and LANDRY GOES DOWN! Ali dropped to all fours, shaking her dazed head...she's a stunned beauty as Gemma throws her head back and bays at the moon. Landry beats the count, lashes fluttering...she's shabby, resting her buns against ropes for support as GEMMA WADES IN! Atkinson chin-tucked, hands at chest...she belts a tuff right hand to waist, then twists torso-right to pound a tidy left to tummy. Ali groaning, reaching round blonde-girl's shoulders to clinch: Gemma crosses her arms against Landry's rack and compresses her deep to ropes, legs driving! Ali's head bobbling, mouth open...brutal chest-compressions loosen up her clinch, allowing Gemma to push free and get punching! ALI'S GETTING BATTERED! Atkinson snarling, baring her teeth, slugging away Big-Girl lefts and rights in clubbing arcs to Ali's head and shoulders. Landry drooping torso-right, wrists crossed at her chest...she's limp, unfocussed as punches bash her senseless and LANDRY GOES DOWN! Ali bludgeoned to canvas, rolling to her back, left side parallel to ropes, lying still with arms crossed lightly atop her tummy and SHE CAN'T BEAT THE COUNT! Good lord - KO9 in zoftig fashion, Gemma freaking Atkinson!

After: Atkinson squealing with delight when Ali can't get off her back...blonde girl bursting into tears of joy as juggy girls like Kelly Brook, Charisma Carpenter, Katherine Heigl and others rise to their feet in cheering celebration. Pubs all over Britain go insane...Ali Landry laid low by a hard-punching pin-up lass...it's a dream come true for Gemma. "Obviously, I knew I could beat her," Atkinson sniffs happily in postfight, "but until I battered her to canvas, I couldn't quite picture it. It's so huge for me, to break through like this - to dominate such a recognizable American fighting-brand...it's the break-through I've been waiting for!" HBO understandably nervous given the volatile relationship between these girls, trying to get the next fight prepped before Gemma can decide to do anything unseemly...