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7 December 2012 Nicole Scherzinger vs Elodie Frege

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Nicole Scherzinger 04.jpg Elodie Frege 03.jpg

 

 

 

 

Posted by simguy on December 7, 2012, 8:51 am

 

BEFORE: "Obviously I'm a huge favourite - just on looks alone," Nicole says off-hand in prefight, like she's stating the obvious, "but Frege's been full of surprises this year. Problem for her is my speed...Lord, I'm fast. And sleek. And gorgeous. I'm glad I don't have to fight me! I don't know how these girls do it."

Frege incensed: Nicole's self-aggrandizing isn't going down too well. "Nicole is not the only beautiful woman in the world," Elodie sniffs. "Defeating me will not be so easy for her...and she has significant losses: perhaps it will be Elodie who has her hand raised? What then, for Nicole? I wonder what she will say then, when she fails in direct competition with me?"

Nicole's ring entrance amongst the longest ever recorded - a grand procession of an Egyptian barge toted on the shoulders of bronzed chippendale types dressed as Egyptian slaves; Nicole in an ornate head-dress/golden girdle/flowing silk loincloth - all removed by slave girls in the ring to reveal Nikki in metallic jade-green bikini with golden strings, golden gloves; high, long pony with bangs. Elodie made to wait in the ring - she's obviously irritated in black bra with white lace trim; black boy-leg panties; white gloves; loose blonde hair.

During R1: Girls punching-with - Nikki with a smooth, scrubbing action right/left to chin buckles Elodie's knees...blonde girl stumble-bumming around before flopping to haunches-and-hands, shaking her head in confusion. Frege up quickly, apparently no worse for wear - now desperate to get that knockdown back. Leads to clever bait-and-switch trap-boxing from Nicole...Scherzinger in closed stance: left shoulder pointed at Elodie; left hand dangling low; right at chin...she's potshotting Frege, pre-empting blonde-girl via cuffing left hands or pinpoint straight rights, then sidestepping her. Elodie bravely fighting through it - by round's end she has Nicole slipping and rolling in a pocket at ropes - she's beating Nikki's sleek flanks, but Scherzinger calm and slick, managing the pressure and taking the points.

R2: Elodie attempting to draw Nicole to ropes and counter-punch her, but Scherzinger too clever: Nikki screening with a jab at Elodie's eye-line, then POUNDING her a hard straight right to belly that has blonde girl cringing. Point scored, Nikki backs off...Elodie has no choice but to give chase or forfeit the lead. Leads to more cute-n'-slick trap-boxing from Nicole - she'll pivot-left around whippy left hooks from her thigh; she'll feint, then drill Elodie straight hesitation rights on the mouth, punching blonde-girl's head back. Frege determined - always plunging forward, but Nicole's agility on display as she sidesteps and vexes her girl for points.

R3: Same again...Frege knows she doesn't want to fight with Nicole in space, so she attempts to lure exotic brunette into ropes...but Nikki won't have it. Scherzinger cautious approaching blonde-pocket - feinting and pawing at her - then punching her something hard in the tummy before scampering away. Nibbling Elodie for points, Nikki builds a lead until Frege is forced to go over to offence...only to be countered wickedly at midring. Scherzinger smooth as a persian ribbon-fighter - gliding around her girl - touching Elodie stiff, then evading her receipts. Flashing eye contact at bell, Nikki to Elodie...Scherzinger imposing her beauty and her will through 3.

Frontstreet happy overall but reminding Scherzinger to: "Give her a little 'taste of Nikki' downstairs, okay champ? Get into her legs a bit".

R4: Frege a bit more effective - aggressive from the start - jabbing her way in, then engaging Nicole toe-to-toe...much tougher slog as Scherzinger hunkers down and competes inside. Nikki relaxed - leaning in close with right stacked atop left, her left shoulder pestering Elodie's bra...Frege encouraged to lap at Nicole's ribs and lats while Nikki licks and clouts at jug and tummy. Good, competitive stuff, but Nikki's slick cleverness proves the difference...she'll clip the right uppercut to chin, then sidestep to the right, turning Elodie, slowly dictating terms. Towards the bell, Nicole salts away the round with a series of pumping, short right uppercuts to Elodie's breasts, bullying blonde girl for close points.

R5: Elodie frowning, reluctant to close, but knowing she can't hang back...she's a confused beauty. Nicole sensing blonde distress, goes on the attack...brunette lifting the jab off her hip, spanking at Elodie's face, then sidestepping-right, turning Frege's left flank. Elodie trying to step in with busy rights and lefts: Nicole glides away - ponytail twitching across her lower back as legs move her to safety. When Frege's frustrated, Nicole goes back to the attack - jabbing body/head; feinting; deploying the hesitation right hand to spanking effect. By the bell, Elodie's stumbling and blinking, looking all touched up and frazzled...Nicole smirking, walking past Frege's right flank and trailing an insolent right palm across blonde belly en route to Frontstreet corner.

R6: Frege rushing forward...Nicole backpedalling in good order, fitting Elodie for jagged right uppercuts on the fly, and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Frege dropped to haunches-and-hands, but springing right back up...she's shiny-eyed as tears start to well, but she's anxious to get even. Elodie stomping forward, well-read by Nikki midring...Scherzinger in wide stance, hands at her sides, left shoulder pointed at oncoming Elodie - brunette bringing either hand off her thighs to clap and clout at Frege - whacking her off-balance and sidestepping her with succulent counters. Midway through - Frege a stumbling, hurting wreck at this point...Nicole drags a scrubbing left/right across open blonde mouth, stunning Elodie; open right palm pushes Elodie's face aside; left slaps across Elodie's mouth; Nicole spins with her left, twirling gorgeously on the spot and PONYLASHING ELODIE IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROUND! Crowd oohing and ahhing at the elegance as Nicole circles away, egging Elodie on with a smile. Frege plodding forward all wobbly-butt and hot-cheeked, trying to bring battle...but it's all for naught. Nikki connecting again and again with her rising, clouting counters from either side...poor Elodie stumbling when smote - crossing her arms with back of right hand at left cheek/left hand tucked into right armpit. Blonde belly's wide open: Nikki swoops in, lashing a wide, striping right hand buggywhip across the midsection...blonde girl bunches up "UH-H!" hugs her gut, backs away and TAKES A KNEE! Elodie in tears...she's up at 10, but the ref's embracing her, waving this thing off TKO6 Scherzinger.

After: Nicole strutting and being pretty as Elodie is attended in her corner - Scherzinger working on her brand as the most Exotic woman in boxing with a showcase tonight. "When I fight my fight, I always win," Nikki shrugs happily in postfight. "That's nothing against Elodie - she's tricky for a lot of girls, but she's perfect for me, and I took her apart the way I do. You know, I could be making the most beautiful matchups in boxing: Laura Vandervoort; Annalynne McCord; Kelly Carlson...can you just see me with them? Those are the girls I should be taking out one by one. There's nothing like me in boxing: I'm a precious resource and I should be treated with that kind of respect!"

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