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7 December 2012 Lindsay Lohan vs Willa Holland

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Posted by simguy on December 7, 2012, 9:05 am

BEFORE: "First Lyndsy, now Lindsay," Willa grins, rubbing her hands with glee at podium. "It's like I'm collecting a set! Lilo will go down to me - that's the whole reason for the fight - to build me up! She's a tired, beat up old hag, and I'm the awesome star of a new hit show...baby, this script writes itself!"

Lohan ill-amused...she's the chokepoint between obscurity and stardom for every ingenue in hollywood...it's a must-win fight for Lilo. "Once upon a time, I let Annalynne McCord sneak past me, and I've regretted it ever since," a candid Lindsay admits in prefight. "And ever since then, girls like Willa have been looking to take the same route to glory. Let me just end the suspense right now: Ain't. Gonna. Happen. I'm not here to help girls like Willa make it big; girls like Willa are here to pad my record. Let's fight: I'ma knock a bytch out!"

Willa in pale lime green bikini; pale blue gloves; loose brown curls. Lilo in navy bikini top with big brass ring connector between jug; white bottoms shot through with diagonal bars of baby blue and little blue anchors; white gloves; long blonde hair tied off her brows in crown braid.

During R1: WILLA'S ALL IN! Lindsay crumbling under a free-swinging, slender-armed riot as Holland gambles FTW! Lilo's face stricken - right hand stacked atop left at her breasts as she takes big right hand wallops across the face, turning her head to starboard, sending her reeling. Willa wide-eyed, bending into willow-limbed wallop, then chasing Lilo down as blonde girl sputters around the ring. Down the stretch, Lohan sagging in ropes, face-in-gloves...Willa snarling - lashing Lindsay's sleek flanks; pushing on Lilo's guard to prop her; leaning in close to shove right hands deep to belly; clouting Linds looping left/rights about head and shoulders. BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Tempest-tossed, Lilo turns to her left and pitches to the deck, shuddering all ass-kicked and forlorn on hands and knees. Willa braying in triumph - attempting to kick her toes as Lilo's butt as ref's pushing Holland back. Crazy 10-8, bell to bell whitewash, limber Willa Holland!

R2: Lilo dries her eyes, calms her fluttering heart during break - tries to jab Willa into compliance early, but Holland won't take orders! Lilo's patient stick-and-step routine breaks down under repeated free-swinging rights upside the head...soon she's stumbling and slugging - trying to cover up and pick her spots to belt back at Holland. Willa less cautious: teeth bared, chin forward as she whirls the mitts to Lilo - beating a turtled up and stumbling blonde girl around the ring as crowd roars encouragement. Bell: Willa's chest heaving, but she's obviously thrilled...Lilo blinking away fresh tears, getting battered by a lithe young newcomer through 2.

R3: More pinwheel-of-fury from Willa for another minute, but exhaustion finally catching up to her...Lilo slowly able to take over as mouth-breathing Holland runs out of steam. Good stiff jab from Lilo knocks back Willa's face, startling her. Whistling right crosses paste across face, turning Willa's chin to her right, unhinging her knees, and pointing out the fact that she's holding her guard around chest height. Down the stretch, Lindsay fits a shoveling left into Willa's breadbasket, bunching Holland up with a breathy gasp...with Willa doubled over and clutching Lilo's left arm, Lindsay grimly slugs right hands flat to right flank/hip - her elbow out to the side for ramming delivery angle.

R4: Willa looking to box with Lilo midring...lanky girls rotating clockwise, jabbing each other's breasts, then looking to cross right hands to chin. Linds first to find the range, bending into a beauty right hand to swivel Willa's head...lithe brunette stepping fence post holes, hurting at the minute mark. Linds dukes at mouth as she slides to her right...from an angle off Willa's left shoulder, Lohan bends into overhand right upside the head; hooks the belly; goes upside the head again with a looping right...DOWN GOES WILLA! Holland battered to all fours, weeping and spooked...she beats the count shabby, swaying on the spot for 8. ON COMES LILO! Lindsay with a trace of pity in her eyes wades on in - pounds a right hand through Willa's guard to punch her face sideways, draping Holland on ropes. Left hand push in the chest stabilizes wilting-Willa, then PUMPING right to tummy, buckles her forward into Lohan's slender arms. Lindsay heaves ragdoll brunette into ropes, then pounds away...Linds pretty methodical here, knuckles together at her chest for a ready-position, torso twisting side to side as she slops power lefts and rights onto a battered and shabby Holland. Willa in hysterics - damp brown hair in her eyes - her guard being penetrated or punched out of the way by Lohan's slinging wallops and THE REF STEPS IN! TKO4 in workmanlike fashion, Lindsay Lohan!

AFter: Willa in tears, trembling in the official's arms as Lindsay gives her the once-over, nodding in satisfaction before returning to her corner. "That's what I'm talkin' about," Lilo chirps happily. "KO's for HO's. The way I see it, the CW is like my own personal hunting ground. Katie Cassidy: welcome to the jungle. Annalynne: baby, I haven't forgotten you. Nina D: don't think you can do what you did and get away scot-free. But culling the herd is one thing; taking championships is another. I think I sent a message to Sarah Carter loud and clear tonight that I'm the number one challenger. I don't see how that girl can call herself a dominant champ when she hasn't defended against the best girl in the division...me!"