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7 December 2012 Minka Kelly vs Leighton Meester

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Posted by simguy on December 7, 2012, 9:06 am.

BEFORE: Leighton unable to bear Minka at close ranges - lots of pushing and pouting whenever girls are brought into proximity...Minka not overtly provocative, but those in the know, know she's subtly pushing Leighton's buttons. "The thing is - although the fans love this match up, I feel I've gotten to the bottom of Leighton," Minka shrugs in prefight. "I know how deep she goes, and I know that after a certain point, there's just not enough girl there to compete with me. When you go 16 heats with a girl, you see her heart, and she sees yours, and well...Leighton knows I'm better. Giving her extra beatings is just icing for me!"

Leighton livid whenever Minka's waxing philosophical about that insane 16 rounder they once fought. "You guys have no idea how hard it's been, listening to Minka go on and on about the '16'," Leighton laments at podium. "She talks about it like it proves she's better than me, but I think if it takes you 16 rounds to subdue somebody, you're basically neck and neck. I'm finally going to reverse that wrong, and I guarantee you it won't take 16 rounds to get Minka beat! It won't even take 10, because I'm determined to destroy her this time!"

Cuthbert all grins in a BLONDE! Interview on Minka/Meester: "I love it when Leighton and Minka are fighting. I hope it goes TWENTY this time, and they ruin each other for good!"

Minka in bright neon blue bikini top; yellow bottoms; small white gloves; Minka coming in wet for the fight, ponytail soaked flat. Leighton in shades-of-red silk-screened splash-print bandeau bikini with neck-loop string; small white gloves; long battle braid soaking wet.

During R1: Minka driving in early - pushing off that back (right) foot to lead straight right hands to chin, then turn over the palm-down left hook swift to chin. Leighton standing right in front of Minka - face spanking back from the poking lead right; chin toggling from the follow-on hook...she's right there for Minka's punching and MEESTER GOES DOWN! Leighton struck a half dozen cracking punches on the face - blown to her back in a fog...happy Minka Kelly hops away all grinning/jogging to neutral corner. Poor Leighton! Meester sputtering - thrashing around all semi-conquered just seconds into the fight...she battles her way up the ropes to JUST beat the count! Shaky 8, Meester, she's blinking away tears as MINKA BOUNCES ON IN! Kelly for the finish - big smile on her face as she hooks Leighton lavishly to tummy; punches her a blunt right hand to left ear...Meester staggers to her right along ropes, buttocks wobbling, thighs trembling...she shudders to a halt a few feet out of her corner, crying as Minka's jogging after her and DOWN GOES KELLY! Leighton pouring in a hail-mary right hand as Minka's running in wide-open...Kelly smote clean to chin - leaving her feet as she twists in mid-air, sailing past Leighton's right side to crash onto her face! GOOD LORD, IT'S OVER! Minka fast asleep on her tummy...Leighton stumbling into her corner unaware of her own triumph as her seconds jump in...Cuthbert stamping her feet and roaring with happy laughter...it's KO1 in shocking fashion, Leighton "the Beest" Meester!

After: Meester SO excited - trembling on the spot as poor Minka's brought around with smelling salts on her stool...as soon as Minka's made aware of the result, she bursts into tears, causing Leighton to burst into squeals of delight. "OMG I destroyed her!" Leighton gushes in postfight, still amazed at her own achievement. "I really destroyed her! Minka was life and death with me when she won, but I BLEW HER FRIGGIN' DOORS OFF when I won! I'm better and now SHE has to deal! Now I honestly think I'm right in there with Cuthbert too - it's time to beat HER up and take my place at the head of the LOOKOUT table! Poor Minka...KO1...I'd HATE to be her tonight!"