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7 December 2012 Candice Accola vs Kate Beckinsale

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Posted by Simguy on December 7, 2012, 9:14 am

 

BEFORE: "Obviously, this is huge for me," Candi gushes in prefight, unable to contain her excitement. "I was a huge underdog to Jamie Pressly, but I didn't care - I got her beat and proved how awesome I am. This is another great opportunity to show my stuff, cash a HUGE cheque, and get one of the snootiest brunettes in sports good and beat!"

Beckinsale regal in rebuttal...this is a punitive expedition for her, not a competition. "Obviously, Candice is here to take a thrashing," Kate breezes at podium. "She's pretty enough in a ditzy-blonde sort of way, but I wouldn't get too attached to her. I indulge myself on such women...I fight them to remind them of the vast gulf between dime-a-dozen American blondes and true quality. Their tears keep my young!"

Kate in navy twist-tied bikini top/scarlet bottoms; small white gloves; brown hair loose in tangles. Candice in neon baby blue bra-style bikini top with twist-tie between jugs/navy bottoms with baby blue pin-dots; white gloves; hair in loose blonde tangles.

During R1: Kate hooking for Candi's ribs early; Candi jabbing her left to Kate's face in brisk trade. Furious opening pace quickly settles into methodical boxing...Kate picking Candice apart behind a stiff left jab; short hooks; blunt right hands straight up the middle. Blonde girl fielding clout upon her head/upper-chest...eventually worked to the ropes by systematic brunette. Down the stretch, Kate gambles - left hand pushing on Candi's right shoulder as Kate piles a right hand into blonde chin...Beckinsale's back (right) foot skipping up off canvas as she dives into her punch...Accola's head tossing to the right, draping her dazed on the top rope at bell. Accola blinking, blond curls dangling between her eyes...she's open-mouthed, looking ass-kicked as Becks angry-butts it back to her corner all business.

R2: Methodical Kate continues to pick her blonde apart - doubling jabs to Candi's mouth; hooking her breasts while pivoting-left; beating her to short right hands to chin. Accola taking it all well, but she's discouraged, pouting and frowning as Beckinsale posts back to back shutouts through 2.

R3: Kate settling into a boxing groove - relaxed, shifting pivots turning Candi clockwise midring; jabs and hooks touching Candice up; tidy right hands chopping in at unpredictable intervals. Accola turning, facing into blows...she's a confused beauty - her face routinely fielding blows; her breasts systematically taking short left hooks or chopping right hands, and meanwhile - her own punching is all but nonexistent. At the bell, Kate steps in close to bury a right/left deep to the paunch of Candi: Accola cramps up, face pinched tight in pain as she hugs her gut and backs away shabby while ref enforces break.

R4: Kate buckling Candi's knees as girls trade hooks midring...blonde girl stumbling away shabby, showing how-could-you eyes...Kate walks her down like a bully. Ropes, Kate pushing Candi's shoulders, then digging up the paunch via tuff left/rights...brunette keeping her head down, rolling her shoulders, pumping into Candi thick. Accola gurgling in shock - slumping against ropes; trying to tie up, but Beckinsale too strong in the pocket. Brunette shrugging off blonde clinches, pushing Candi down, then battering her body...bruising, systematic work done as brunette accounts for blonde paunch, ribs and tits via savage shove-and-slug. Bell: Candice blinking away tears as Kate posts a FOURTH consecutive shutout round...ingenue's corner really working hard to keep her spirits up during break.

R5: Candice landing her first punches early - bouncing her jab off Kate's mouth and brows...takes Becks a minute to weave her way past blonde stick to do work. Once inside, Kate takes over, short-hooking Candi's breasts or belly; hacking a vicious right hand in behind Candi's left elbow...almost a Maria Menounos look as Beckinsale batters nubile blonde torso. Down the stretch, Candice cringing in pain, mouth open, eyes wincing as she retreats into ropes - Kate walking her down and continuing to chop the body like a champ through 5.

R6: Kate encountering stiffer resistance as she drives Candice to ropes: blonde girl able to plant on the apron, get her weight forward to engage toe-to-toe. Thrilling stuff - girls working hard; heads in close together, hair dangling down past shoulders; thumping body shots/ringing chin-checks at close range - both girls shortening up their shots and clanging away in turns. Final minute - hard, bitter slog continuing...Candi turns into a short hook, toggling Kate's chin: Beckinsale stop punching, momentarily confused. Accola hesitates, then clips a tidy right uppercut, her fist carrying through to her own left shoulder after chipping off Kate's chin and BECKINSALE'S LEGS GIVE A SHIMMY! Kate suddenly desperately hurt, thighs spasming...Candi hooks the chin, swiveling Kate's head...Beckinsale's hands drop, torso lolling...Candi hooks the chin while stepping aggressively forward and DOWN GOES KATE! Beckinsale in rubble, sputtering, trying to roll over her left side with her right hand reaching across into the air, but she can't beat the count! Good lord - KO6 Candice Freaking Accola!

After: Accola crying tears of joy - jumping and squealing in her corner as a bedazzled Kate Beckinsale is helped to her corner. Stunning turn around one of the biggest comebacks in FCBA history: Beckinsale winning 15 of 16 minutes before Candi started to get it together and bang away for the win. "Oh my God this is HUGE!" Candi gushes in postfight. "She was working me over, no question about it, but I just wouldn't give in to her! That's how you have to be with bullies: stubborn, always fighting back...as soon as I found the range, she couldn't take my heat! I'm TOTALLY the CW hegemon now...no other girl at the studio has fought and beaten the quality of opposition I have...I'm the best, and I don't want to hear any crap about that!" In days to follow, Kate is quoted in several boxing publications demanding a rematch, stating bluntly: "This will not stand."

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