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7 December 2012 Sienna Miller vs Ashley Tisdale

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Posted by Simguy on December 7, 2012, 9:15 am

BEFORE: Tisdale engaged in furious spat-battles in the press; vicious twitter-wars that make front page gossip-rag news...but it's all directed at Kristin Kreuk - not at the lovely and dangerous Sienna Miller. "Kristin's day is coming," Ashley vows at podium, once again glossing-over - some might say deprioritizing - Sienna. "She has to be brought to justice for pounding at my head after the fight was over - a fight she had no business interfering in. I'm not distracted though: I know Sienna's a force, and a former champion, but OH-H! Kristin just boils me up!"

Miller smirking throughout Ashley's tirades, like she knows a secret. "Ashley's formidable," Miller purrs in prefight, "very fit and pretty in the ring, but she's terribly vulnerable at the moment. Ashley wears her heart on her sleeve: the whole world knows how deeply Kristin got into Tisdale's head - figuratively and literally - when perhaps Ashley would have been better served with discretion. No matter - her lack of focus is my gain: I shall batter the girl, and capitalize on her plight!"

Ashley in bubble-gum pink bandeau top; hot-blush bottoms with bubble-gum pink polka-dots; small pink gloves; blonde hair loose. Sienna in black bikini with gold strings; blonde hair in twisty beach bun with bangs bracketing face; small black gloves.

During R1: Tisdale quick-stepping to midring, only to be fed a quick-tapping diet of jabs - her face jolting back with each precision impact as Sienna takes initiative. Miller in forward aspect: right (back) heel up off canvas; right at her chin as the left hand punches straight to Ashley's face, pinpointing pate/brows/cheekbones/mouth. Two brisk jabs pik-pik, following by a crisp right cross PAK...then Sienna hop-steps to her right, turning Ashley's left flank. Recovering behind the jab, Sienna continues tapping at Tisdale's pate; kisses her another swift right across the mouth, then Miller shift-pivots to her left, changing direction, turning Ashley, luring her forward. Tisdale frowning/pouting early - facing into the deft tattooing punches of her foe...Miller setting a blistering pace, racking up well over 20 clean face-punches before Ashley can respond. Tisdale lunging in, hoping to brawl: Sienna draws elbows in/mitts to mouth - hunkers down and works hup-hup-hup to Ashley's jugs - beating the breasts via tidy left/right uppercuts until Tisdale withdraws in confusion. Once back outside, Sienna's jab snakes out, spanks cheek, then mouth - and as Ashley's staring in bewilderment - the right hand slides across, punching Ashley across the teeth. Sienna in perfect, nimble rhythm - stepping lightly to either side; tapping and scuffing away to her heart's content as Tisdale stumbles about. Down the stretch, STIFF left jab dislodges Ashley's mouthguard, leaving her staring...lovely pik-pak-pek sequence of crisp lefts and rights flashes across her face - Tisdale's eyes closed, her eyebrows high, lips parted as Sienna's fists wash against cheeks, brows. Tisdale glassy-eyed, staggering forward to clinch: heartbreaking left uppercut picks her up hard to chin, nearly putting her on all fours as she goes wobbly-butt on the spot. Heartless Sienna capping off the finest round of pure boxing of her career: she leans in on front foot, dealing the double-jab, crossing the right against face; dragging the right back across Ashley's line-of-sight, then punches two exquisite, stitching jabs into Tisdale's mouth. Bell: Ashley in tears, staring; Miller preening, SO proud of herself on the strut back to her corner.

Kreuk tweet: "Hahaha! Ashley's getting touched up by Sienna!"

R2: Tisdale visibly shaken, demoralized off her stool: she's physically sound, but psychologically fragile from first round pasting. Miller right back to business - addressing Tisdale midring via pinging jab-jab-cross combo...while Tisdale's facing into leather, wondering what to do - Sienna's hopping to her right, doubling up the jab, kissing home another crisp right hand tic-tac-toe. Accumulation destabilizes Ashley...she wobbles out of orbit - crossing wrists in front her face, stumbling sideways as Miller walks her down. Ropes: Ashley forms earmuff with a hurting little grimace; Sienna dips in close on front (left) leg, pumping hup-hup-hup into Ashley's rack, polishing off Tisdale's breasts. Ashley crumbling, lashes fluttering as her guard goes limp: Sienna back on the face via straight-punching criss-cross, just kissing her fists swift across Ashley's staring face. Tisdale in swoon, sagging in ropes, hands dropping to her waist...she's a helpless vixen, eyes closing as punches pelt home like hammering raindrops. Miller SO intense, drilling and scraping away with lips pursed, eyes blazing and THE REF JUMPS IN! Sobbing wail "Nooo!" from Ashley as she folds into official's arms - heartbreaking TKO2 as Sienna picks Ashley Tisdale apart.

AFter: Ashley sniveling and ass-kicked - lightning-bolt cut at her hairline in the exact spot weakened by Kreuk's bare-knuckle head-pounding...Sienna playing off Kreuk's work like a little champ tonight. "Battered and stamped as promised!" Sienna smirks smugly in postfight. "She never got out of the blocks tonight; had no answer for my class and overall superiority. There's little competition for me at 110: few can handle my blend of quality and savagery...as badly outclassed as Ashley was tonight, I view the margin of victory as standard supremacy on my part. None of these girls can compete with Sienna Miller at her very best!"