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7 December 2012 Rachel McAdams vs Britney Spears

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Posted by Simguy on December 7, 2012, 9:16 am

 

BEFORE: "You can get the C+ Spears Summer Glau got, or you can get an A+ Spears," Rachel explains at podium, "but smart money says you better train for the A+ girl. She's got the strongest legs in the division - sorry Neve, but you know that's true - some of the heaviest hands and the best shoulder-roll in the business. People think that Glau exposed Britney, but she didn't: nobody else can fight like Summer - that was an outlier. For a fighter like me, it boils down to conditioning and work-rate...if I'm hitting Britney with 70-80 punches a round, every round, I'll win. If she's hitting me and hurting me, I'll probably lose. I have to be the better, harder-working girl and beat Britney down in the trenches!"

Spears contemplative during Rachel's analysis, taking podium with calm demeanor. "Rachel will fight me the way Dani Fishel does," Britney shrugs in prefight, "and like Dani, Rachel's going to get her heart broken. Those girls think they can slug up the middle and wear me out, but they can't. I'm too strong; too slick; too tuff. She can pump half a dozen punches into my body; one good clout from me will put the counters back at zero. She wants to go right at me with volume, I say welcome to the Jungle, Rache!"

Crushed velvet midnight blue bra and panties for Rachel; small powder blue gloves; hair in bouncy high-pony, with bangs bracketing cheeks. Britney in lavender bikini; small black gloves; hair in loose blonde girls.

During R1: Britney inviting Rachel to ropes, setting up pocket with right hand at left shoulder/left hand loose across belly, slightly closed stance with right shoulder towards ropes. Rachel advancing chin tucked, dukes up...she walks right in; pounds a stout right hand wide to Britney's lower back, just above hip; sets up strong on Britney's left shoulder to work. Rache beating at the body - lefts to Brit's tummy; rights to hip/flank. Spears keeping weight on right leg - cuffing quick left hooks; rolling shots with her left shoulder; looking for sneaky little right uppercuts from the closed stance. Rachel busier; Spears landing heavier...both women distributing punches head and body. Down the stretch, McAdams puts on a burst of sustained punching - hooking Britney's breasts/chopping right hands to Brit's ear - forcing Spears to bob defensively at bell.

R2: Spears sets up in pocket-at-ropes, invites Rachel on in...slugging ensues. McAdams head-lowered, working off Brit's left shoulder - often pushing on Spears with hands or extended left elbow to reset. Spears relaxed - laying in ropes at times/dipping forward at others, using her left shoulder to nudge Rachel about. Britney very, very clever out of the pocket - left hand cuffing Rachel's paunch; swipe-hooking her jugs; clouting her chin for points.

R3; Same again - Rachel besieging Britney at ropes, but Spears really tagging her...McAdams put wobbly butt by thumping left-hand counters about her jaw and tummy. Rachel staggered, groggy-eyed, but doggedly determined...she keeps working to put her forehead in Britney's chest; keeps trying to push Brit flat to ropes...Spears working to keep her left shoulder in charge of Rachel's rack, issuing walloping clouts of cutey-pie shoulder-bumps. Rachel's output cut in half this round as weight of Britney's shot, plus clever Spears clinching/holding-and-hitting start to eat into McAdams volume.

R4: Rachel pushing-in, but bogging down on Britney at ropes...Spears starting to wrestle Rache into ropes, getting a body on her, smothering at times/slugging at others. Ref's breaks free Rachel, allowing her to step to midring...Spears walking her down flat-footed - slapping backhand jabs and retreating to draw Rachel back to ropes where redhead can be clouted, countered and tied up. Frustrating stuff for McAdams - body and legs holding up well under Britney's thump, but Spears starting to dictate all terms through 4.

R5: Rachel attacking Britney's prepared, rolling pocket, but doing it behind the jab...McAdams left hand punching at Brit's left shoulder/left breast, keeping blonde girl slipping/defensive, then pouring on hard right hands to back; digging left hooks to paunch. Ref issuing warnings to Rachel for back-punching: McAdams counter-complaining about Britney rolling her right side into ropes, making her back available. Down the stretch, Rachel makes sure she's won the round by polishing off Britney's jugs with a series of cuff-cuff-cuffing hooks...Spears grimacing, rolling her LEFT side into ropes to protect her chest: Rachel digs home left hook to liver at bell as ref jumps in.

R6: Cute roll-and-counter right hand off the ropes clips Rachel's chin: she's hurt, clinching on Britney, allowing blonde-girl to wrestle her back to ropes. Now it's Rachel underneath Britney - blonde girl bodying up thick - routinely riding her left arm across RAchel's upperback - often to anchor short, pumping right forearms to jug that beat the breath from Rachel while bringing the ref in hot. Hot n' sloppy work from Brit - tummy and brawn smearing Rachel along ropes, making her spend energy to wrestle out from under.

R7: Grim fighting at the ropes - Rachel basically putting her forehead on Brit's left shoulder or chest, thrashing mitts to meat underneath, then trying to scrounge up-torso whenever Spears can be made to lay flat on cables. Britney bobbing on the spot; rolling Rachel's right hands with that cutey-pie left shoulder; answering back hot-swatting lefts or rights after sustained pounding bursts from Rachel. McAdams never more determined - often just whirling blind, palm-down rights and lefts into Britney, pounding at her with sheer will in the trenches. Bell: RAchel still grinding her blonde - ref pulling McAdams off as Spears sits grumpily in cables, mouth open.

R8: Rachel lays siege again, but it's a disaster as Britney gets into McAdams legs at last. Starts with those thumping left hooks to body, doubled into left hooks to chin as Brit leans weight onto right leg...she puts Rachel wobbly-butt early, leaning in to chop right hand on jaw, clobbering McAdams into ropes. Brit rolls on top, gets her body on...she's mauling Rachel - pushing her arms out of the way, chopping at her gut; throwing either shoulder into Rachel's tits; catching Rachel the sneaky right uppercut in tight. It's all too much: McAdams beaten to her haunches by accumulation at the 90 second mark; dropped more definitively to all fours by a withering left hook to liver in the final moments...Rachel beats the count plucky, but pinched face/wincing eyes tell the story of a 10-7 round big for Britney.

R9: Rachel swaying slightly up off her stool, marching groggily across the ring to once again bring battle to a relaxed Britney at ropes. Spears just a few feet to the left of her corner - bobbing in the pocket, swatting and clipping back hooks and uppercuts, then tying up, making Rachel spend precious energy to free up punching room. Rachel pressing her girl with iron determination, but the accurate, well-timed punches are all Britney's: McAdams banging the body to some effect, but simply getting clobbered in trade. Bell: Britney sending Rachel home with a cheeky right hand clap on slumping McAdams glutes...Rachel demoralized, eyes closed on her stool.

Neve tweet: "I think we're seeing the last of Rachel as a front line fighter in this fight #shotavenger"

R10: Rachel wades in all sloppy/groggy...Britney waiting with a knowing smirk as she sees the punishment-fatigue. McAdams SO determined - laying in on Brit's left shoulder; dutifully pounding at her core and hip; pushing on her; trying to double-pump hooks to jug. Spears having her way from the pocket - really sucking the wind out of Rachel with those cuffing hooks to belly; extending left hand to push on Rachel's hairline, then chopping her a spiteful right to face, then; tying up/laying back into ropes with Rachel wrapped up tight against Britney's chest. Rachel trying and trying, but clearly a battered vixen drawing on exhausted reserves...Britney manages her to bell, holding and hitting as required. Comes back UD10 Spears.

AFTER: Rachel looking numbed, staring at canvas as Britney's hand is raised...Spears taking the time to make eye-contact with almost every member of the FOXFIRE host, as if to say: "Is there no one else?"

"Easy-peezy," Britney breezes in postfight. "I took her into deep water, then drowned her. It helps when they're proud and stubborn - I don't like having to chase girls down, but with Rachel, no matter how hurt and beat she is, she's going to keep coming. It feels great: I haven't been in with A-list competition in a while, so wearing Rachel down really gives me a boost. Wish I could've gotten the stop - I know I hurt her a few times there - but give her credit: Rachel Mac just doesn't know when to quit!"

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