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7 December 2012 Jennifer Lopez vs Jennifer Lawrence

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Posted by simguy on December 7, 2012, 9:20 am

 

BEFORE: "Hollywood's full of ungrateful little brats who think the world revolves around them," a no-nonsense Jlo says in prefight, "but I don't think I've ever seen anybody as spoiled as Jennifer Lawrence. This girl's being pushed hard inside and out of the ring...she's taking away magazine covers, endorsements - she's doing too many movies - just taking roles so others can't have them...I'm seeing a lot of mean-ness in Jenny's game. Figures - I mean - she's right in there with Theron and the apple's not falling far from the tree I guess, but whatever. Girl needs a lickin' and I'm all about waxin' ass and taking names!"

Jen bemused by Jlo bluster - shrugging off the podium hits like a veteran. "I get that girls are threatened," Jennifer acknowledges at podium, "I'm sensitive to it, but you know: I'm here to stay and I'm taking my due. Lopez can moan and criticize all she wants, but bottom line is, I've earned everything I've got; I'm still hungry, and I'm taking more. I know she's thinking she's never lost a hooking battle before, but she's in for the shock of her life. I wouldn't have lost a hooking fight to her when she was 30, and I'm DAMN sure not going to lose one now that she's 40-and-change!"

Navy satin-finish bra and panties for Jlo; frosted hair back in tight battle bun; small black gloves. Baby blue fighting-bikini via Ginny's reference; small white gloves; curly blonde ponytail with bangs framing cheeks.

Catherine Zeta Jones and Halle Berry both paying respects in the Lopez corner: given the hard feelings between all 3 women, it's obvious that Lawrence is a perceived threat.

During R1: Both women ranging in with the left jab, then leaning in left shoulder to left shoulder, looking to hook gut with authority. Faces set in grumpy, hard-working frowns - women dig short, shoving lefts to rival paunches early - coming off tummy to clean up breasts at regular intervals. Lopez increasingly incredulous: Lawrence banging out the exchanges - bumping her left shoulder into Jlo's chest, driving her back, walking her down, hooking her a-fresh. From the second minute on, Jlo's fighting off the ropes...at a deficit! Lawrence strong on the older woman - right hand shoving Lopez into ropes; left hand delivering whacking hooks amidships; clubbing hooks to breasts...meanwhile Jlo's turning her left hand across Lawrence's jugs to no effect. Basic shove-and-slug grimly effective...Lopez in grumpy crossed-arm stance, sponging up blows to torso/upside head as Lawrence hammers out authoritative points.

R2: Same again - women meet in the middle - push in behind left shoulders - get to hooking. Thumping left hands work tummy and jug; left shoulders wedge into rival chests, levering the opponent back...whoever's winning steps forward and keeps punching. Bitter back and forth slugging managed cutely by Lopez: she'll slap her right hand behind Lawrence's left elbow and sidestep to turn JLaw's left flank...younger girl forced to turn on the spot, accept extra touches as Lopez dictates terms.

R3: Grim digging and pushing - women grinding with left shoulders; plowing away left hooks; using right hands to push, or deliver blunt little chops to chin. Heads often in close - girls panting and grunting cheek to cheek as bodies are plundered/breasts punished...it's brutal work. Bit by bit, Lawrence takes canvas from Lopez - eventually putting Latina buns in ropes...at that point, Jlo forms cranky crossed-arm front, allowing Lawrence to square away big-girl. Lawrence palm-shoving Lopez' shoulders; hooking Jlo behind right elbow - really being the boss in there. Lopez progressively more beaten down - grimacing face telling the tale...she finishes up wobbly-butt, shaky-legged at the bell as Lawrence pushes off Big-Girl.

R4: Lopez fighting bitterly hard in spots - baring clenched teeth, bumping her left shoulder for a little room underneath, then turning her hips into wicked hooks to waist. Trouble is, Lawrence is taking those rips like a champ - walking through them to delivery punishing bump-and-slug of her own. Lopez can't hold ground...grim retreat forced upon older woman as younger bashes away for points. During the break, Jlo mouthbreathing, cut in the mouth, wincing as her ribs are probed...lovely Latina looking her age through 4 thumping heats.

R5: Terrible beating administered to Lopez: Lawrence with that eyes-narrowed, all-business, ass-kicking look, just walking her woman down; bumping the left shoulder; ripping off hooks - driving Lopez before her. Ropes - Lawrence squaring away all chin tucked, shoulders hunched...groggy Lopez forms crossed-arm front with back of right hand at mouth/left hand across gut. Job of work, JLaw: Lawrence extending arms to push Lopez into ropes; tapping her a quick lead right up top; RIPPING the hook across tummy, then pushing Lopez again to reset. Grim, hard-to-watch beating...Lawrence goes bell to bell, pushin' and a-punchin' on Lopez' curvy torso. Lawrence's aspect: grim determination. Jlo's aspect: "Uhhhh..."

R6: Lopez fighting proud, but without much pop: Lawrence just bulling Lopez to ropes, pushing her into compliance, then thumping away to glory. Little knocking right hands up top set up all the hurt: Lawrence ripping left hooks across Lopez' weary gut, or slamming 'em to a halt in deeeeep behind Jlo's right elbow. Jlo a shabby sight at ropes - sometimes in earmuff, sometimes in crossed-arm - reacting late and groggy to the harm being done. Bell: Lopez busting up, eyes blinking, lips parted...she shakes off any suggestion of quitting when the ref comes a-calling in her corner.

R7: Visions of Markie Post cleaning up on an ancient Raquel Welch go through the minds of many pundits: Lawrence marching on Jlo now - taking her to ropes and processing her with pitiless efficiency. Lopez cringing when smote to tummy - her eyes wincing shut, lips pursing as she bunches forward; Lopez laying on ropes with dukes at temples, just slumping there as Lawrence clobbers punches upside the head; Lopez sitting in ropes, stooping forward behind mitts, groaning as Lawrence sinks in fight-winning hooks behind right elbow. Bell: Lawrence pushing Lopez deep to ropes - just making her take weight...Jlo blubbering semi-consciously, taking the beating of her life through 7.

CZJ in her seat: ashen faced; sitting rigidly.

R8: More Lawrence on Lopez, one-sided battering. Lawrence smart...she knows she's got Lopez in a bad way, so she's pacing herself - not gassing out so Lopez can mount some kind of response. Steady, methodical shove and slug - when Lawrence isn't bashing at torso/arms/breasts/head, she's bodying up, making Jlo take weight and feel the majesty. Lopez in the same groggy fog she's been in for several rounds - reacting late to punches; looking stupified; tying up too feebly to restrain her tormentress from shrugging free and continuing the onslaught. Bell: ref once again asking Jen for an honorable submission...
Ref: "What do you say, Ms. Lopez?"
Jlo: (eyes swollen to slits) "Leave me. I'm good."

R9: Lawrence walking Jlo to ropes; stacking her; punishing her. Some Lopez fans in tears, staring at Lopez soaking up a thick, baseball-bat crude torso-thumping. Boos from the crowd as Lawrence isn't reefing in KO blows, so much as dominating Lopez, stabilizing her, then administering measured doses of numbing punishment. Stop the fight, ref. Stop the fight. Lawrence is finishing Lopez. Down the stretch, a thick left hook to tummy sits Lopez stunned in ropes; quick left uppercut to chin snaps back Lopez' head, dropping her hands to her waist as she sags dreamily into ropes. LAWRENCE ALL-IN! Lawrence finally opening up the throttle, crashing away stubby straight rights and swinging left hooks to Jlo's lolling head...terrific pasting has Lopez staring in astonishment, slumping in cables as bell sounds/ref rushes in. Lopez getting smelling salts on her stool as her chin keeps dropping to her chest...once again she waves off the ref, determined to go the route.

R10: Lawrence on Lopez, processing whatever beef is left, bashing away on the last of Lopez' resistance. Booing and wailing competes with wild cheering as Lawrence's fans can sense the torch being passed...Lawrence reaching under Jlo's arms, stacking Lopez in ropes all deadweight ragdoll, then hitting her hooks 'till she slumps. Lawrence's back slick and shiny with sweat; sport-top soaked through...she's just belting away to glory on Lopez as the world looks on. Bell: Lopez crippled in ropes, sagging there with hands loose around her mouth, eyes half shut...ref moves in quick to collect Jlo before she falls: bruising UD10 Jennifer Lawrence.

After: Lawrence giving Jlo the worst beating of her career, and posting a late beating-of-the-year candidate...it's a drubbing so comprehensive that CZJ, Berry and other Lawrence haters sit ashen-faced and sombre in their seats. "No one's ever beaten Jen at her own game before," Lawrence points out in postfight - sweaty, but otherwise fresh as daisies. "Until tonight. I know some of you guys thought I was carrying her, but maybe you didn't see what I was doing. I was deliberately reducing Jen to her body - showing her she couldn't bang it out with me...we fought on her terms and I pulverized her. She has pride - she just wouldn't lie down, but look at her: that's a woman who's never going to be the same again, because she didn't want to give me satisfaction. She could've gone down anytime and she chose to take it: don't blame me for her stubborness!"

In days to follow, Lopez announces her retirement from front line competition. Music to Jennifer Lawrence's ears as she suddenly earns coveted "legend killer" status with this crushing performance.

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