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15 December 2012 Andrea McLean vs Kate Winslet

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BBU FIGHT CARD CARDIFF, WALES

(BEEVER'S BABES VS FOXFIRE ATLANTIC BOXING)

Posted by Knowlesey on December 15, 2012, 1:40 pm

Now we have the matchup between the management staff with 42 years old Andrea taking on 37 years old Kate. Now, Kate has never won a fight, but her opponents have all been mainstream FCBA boxers, whereas Andrea’s two wins have both been against dubious opponents, and her two defeats have been crushing. Tonight, their past counts for nothing, though, and they both want this fight!

Kate enters the ring first, and she’s wearing a silver one-piece outfit for this fight, and here’s Andrea, looking great in a black bikini, and she looks fit!

The fight will be refereed by Denise van Outen, who has charge of the dog collar and leash that the loser will have to wear.

Round 1

The girls exchange jabs immediately just near Kate’s corner, as Andrea tries to push her back to the ropes. Kate’s not having that, though, and she bats back, gives Andrea a good left hook to the ribs, and one to the jaw, and she sends Andrea Mclean to the canvas in little more than a minute! Andrea’s up again at 5, but she hasn’t recovered, and Kate’s just unloading punches on her face , hitting her with everything she’s got, Andrea looking shaky, but unable to stop this barrage, and she’s already got a swelling on her right eyebrow, the girl getting a painful beating and looking poor at the bell.

Round 2

Kate’s showing Andrea no mercy – she’s just battering the older girl as hard as she can, and going for a quick win. Andrea’s defending herself as best she can, but she’s too static, and Kate’s smacking her around the ring with good punches to her face, and she tags her again with her left hand, and another, leaving Andrea with a bloody node after that little attack. Andrea’s trying to fight back, but she eats three more punches, then gets one in the belly, two more in the face, and she’s clinching, desperate not to go down again, but the girl looks worn after just two rounds.

Round 3

Kate seems to be a little slower off her stool this time, and this gives Andrea a chance. Kate misses with a couple of loose punches, and Andrea steps inside and gives her a couple of stingers to the cheeks, then gives her tits a few little jabs, which makes Kate back away, looking uncomfortable for the first time in this fight. In fact, Andrea’s starting to settle down, and she’s moving well, putting in a lot of effort though, as she circles Kate and jabs her face, pinking the actress up a little, but not really hurting her with those, just probing for a gap in her defence maybe, and Kate doesn’t look very good going backwards, eating punches now from the TV presenter who is shrugging off the beating she took in the opening rounds.

Round 4

It’s all Andrea at the start of this round, and she slips Kate a good left jab which bangs the younger girl’s head back sharply, then comes after her, ripping in a right hook, then another left, and she’s moving Winslet backwards now, jabbing her face over and over, until Kate’s on the ropes. Andrea hits Kate to the flank with her right hand, and gets her guard dropping then she smacks a good shot into her mouth, and Kate Winslet goes down, getting back up at 6. Kate doesn’t want Andrea to see she’s hurt, and she fights back and sends Andrea backwards with a good uppercut, then gives the older girl a good one-two, and Andrea’s defending again, nose bleeding once more, taking some punishment as she gets caught on the ropes now.

Round 5

Kate’s moving much better than Andrea now, and maybe the 42 year old is getting tired? She certainly took some hammer after putting Winslet down, and now the actress gives her a couple of good right hand punches to the mouth, and Andrea’s backing away, her guard looking rather flimsy, and she gets a beating to her ribs as she gets closed in to the ropes, her face giving the story away that she’s hurting, and she takes three big left hooks to the face in the closing seconds, and that does her damaged right eyebrow no favours, but Kate then resumes the weakening, painful beating of McLean’s body, and the older girl’s knees are beginning to bend and buckle as she takes a heavy beating against the ropes.

Round 6

Andrea looks very much second best in this fight now, as Kate whips punches into her face, sends her backwards with a lovely left cross, then gives her a right uppercut, and Andrea just collapses to her knees on the canvas in front of Kate. Denise van Outen counts as far at 8 before Andrea gets to her feet, and her right eye’s smeared with a little blood now as Kate pumps another left hook onto it, McLean’s knees again buckling, as she stumbles to the ropes. In comes Kate again, whips in a couple of heavy punches to Andrea’s body, and the older girl doubles over, her knees give way, and she’s on her knees again, gasping for air as Denise van Outen again counts to 8. Bravely on her feet again, Andrea eats a couple more good punches to her mouth, and at the bell she’s stuck in Kate’s corner, really getting worked on, hardly able to find her way back across the ring.

Round 7

Now Kate’s pretty much laughing at Andrea, standing in front of her with her gloves at her waist, suggesting the older girl might like to try her luck! Andrea’s out on her feet, tries to hit Kate, but can’t and Winslet seems to decide she’s had enough, and she hammers Andrea – left, right, left, right – all over! Andrea McLean’s simply starfished in the centre of the ring!

Result: Kate Winslet knocked Andrea McLean out in round 7.

Well, Kate’s still no boxer, but she gave Beevers Babes Director of Publicity a good hiding tonight, and she’s after Denise van Outen, demanding the guest referee gives her the dog collar and leash. Denise hates Andrea too, so she grins as she supplies it, and even helps to hold a now conscious Andrea steady while Kate straps it to her neck, the TV presenter on her hands and knees. A kick to the rump has her crawling around the ring, and she actually barks when Kate puts her foot between her legs and kicks her in the crotch. Andrea groans as she lies on the canvas, and Denise drags her up, takes her to Kate, and she kisses the actress’s butt before being tethered to the ring post and left alone in the ring.