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18 December 2012 Zoe Lister vs Jade Ewen

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Zoe Lister 01.jpg Jade Ewen 02.jpg

BBU CARD IN BRISTOL U.K.)

(GIRLS FRIDAY VS KEAR"S KATS)

Posted by Alli Kear on December 18, 2012, 11:16 am

I’ll let Georgie Thompson fill you in on the statistics:

Jade beat Isla Fisher easily on her debut, albeit on points, but now the 24 year old singer takes on blonde Zoe, a girl who has lost both her last two fights, and who, at 30, needs a win.

Both girls are wowing the largely male audience, with Zoe in baby blue bra and pants set, and Jade in a white bikini, which shows off her black skin beautifully, and this looks like being a good fight.

Right, thanks Georgie. Here’s the fight.

Round 1

Just as I thought, these two are getting stuck in immediately, and there’s no thought of defence from either as they swap stinging punches and Zoe got a good right hand into Jade’s face there, and Jade takes it, then steps back in! Good stuff there from Jade, and she’s got Zoe in her sights now, and the blonde girl’s taking battering off the singer, and that’s a good right hook from Jade! Really shook Zoe with that punch! Zoe’s getting hurt here, and she isn’t doing much back at Jade, and there’s the right hand again! Zoe just looks dazed there after that one!

Round 2

Jade looks the real deal here, and she’s got Zoe on the rack right now, in more ways than one! She’s giving this blonde girl a real smack tonight, and she’s not bothering to hold back, like she knows she’s got too much power in those punches of hers. I like the way she’s working on Lister now, too – tummy, ribs and boobs all getting banged, and the blonde girl’s going to be sore after this. There’s that right hook again, smack in Zoe’s mouth – and another! Oh boy this girl can hit! Zoe’s just about made it through this round, but she’s hurt bigtime!

Round 3

Aw, this is brutal from Jade! She’s beating Zoe from corner to corner now, trying to knock the blonde out, and I can’t believe Zoe’s still standing! Zoe’s keeping her gloves up, and she tries to fight back, but Jade just isn’t hurt one bit, and hammers in again, smacking Zoe’s face around once more, and the poor girl’s really looking a mess in there, her face all bruised up and swelling. But for all her effort, Jade hasn’t put Zoe down, and she hasn’t quite stopped the girl from fighting, and these closing seconds are actually going her way as she lands a good right hand there, and Jade’s shaking her head as she walks back to her corner.

Round 4

Jade’s back at Zoe again, and showing her no respect as she slams another couple of heavy punches into her face, and she’s got the blonde girl going, I think! Zoe’s legs did a little shake after that last punch, and she’s got her again with the right, and Zoe’s gone down this time! Sh’e getting up, though – no, she isn’t! She just rolled over when she tried, and that’s a good win for Jade Ewen!

Jade Ewen knocked Zoe Lister out in round 4.

I think this Jade might have a future in BBU! Zoe’s no easy touch, but she wasn’t in the same league in that fight! I’d love to see Jade fight someone like Sylvie van der Vaart – that’d test her ability a little more.