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24 December 2012 Kim Kardashian vs Shakira

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"FIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS" PPV

"BUNS OF MASS DESTRUCTION" (BMD) Bout

Posted by Lookout! Boxing on December 24, 2012, 10:52 am

Kim Kardashian versus Shakira (BMD)

BEFORE: The card starts off with a match-up between Kim Kardashian and Shakira, neither of whom have enjoyed spectacular success here in 2012 but both are looking to end the year on a good note – standing over or on top of their opponent. Both fighters are proud of their posterior, which each can attribute that particular asset to some measure of their success. However, that hasn't translated to overwhelming superiority in the ring thus far, although both have had some good years prior. A win over their opponent could be a springboard to a more productive year in 2013 and both Shakira and Kim discuss this beforehand in pre-fight interviews. Shakira looks to get back into the spotlight with a big win to help promote an upcoming album release; Kim Kardashian, already one of the most searched for and well-known celebrities in the world, wants to now be feared in the FCBA as well. Who will triumph?

Shakira in a stunning red bikini to showcase her fiery Latina temper with matching gloves; Kim Kardashian looking like the celebutante royalty she is in a purple bikini with matching gloves.

R1: Both fighters surge out of their respective corners – Kim in particular pouncing forward, swinging towards Shakira's tummy. Bumper car boxing for a moment as Shakira swings wildly towards Kim's face and is suddenly caught with a hard right cross against her cheek. Head whipping to the side as she spills down to her knees in shock, shaking her head back and forth, trying to clear it. Shakira standing over Kardashian as the ref holds her back as Kim staggers to her feet unsteadily. It's a shaken Kardashian who makes her way to her feet as Shakira lunges forward, swinging rights and lefts towards Kim, trying to get another knockdown. Kardashian fighting back in panic-mode when she can under the onslaught, her gloves swinging out wildly back and forth, burying in Shakira's tummy and chest occasionally. Shakira fighting through the wild hits to keep smacking away at Kardashian's face and cleavage. The two of them trading spirited blows, but in the final minute, Kim is knocked down again and sprawls on her back onto the canvas. Managing to get up again, clearly dazed, Shakira goes all out to humble Kim, just slamming out right and left jabs that hammer into Kim's body. Kim still battering her gloves towards Shakira's ribs and belly, but Shakira selling her soul to get this important win as her gloves whirl constantly towards Kim's body. Kim unable to stop it – bringing up her gloves to try to protect herself but it's the ref who has to as Shakira exclaims loudly in Spanish at the victory. It's a TKO1 for Shakira as Kim goes down in shocking defeat!

AFTER: It's been a while since Shakira has tasted victory and clearly is jubilant about the fact. Hopping around the ring, alternating between Spanish and English for her fans to celebrate the bi-lingual beatdown against Kim Kardashian. Kim stunned as she slumps down in her corner and looking around the ring, clearly dazed and in shock at the outcome. Kim has had a pretty good year by her standards, but this is not how she expected it to end. Certainly not like this as Shakira stomps over, turning around to stick her butt backwards into Kim's face! Shakira brushing her butt back and forth over Kim's agonized features as Kim brings her gloves up, shoving Shakira away after a minute as Shakira takes a little tribute in this BMD match. Shakira stumbling forward and looks like she's going to bounce her butt right back into Kim's panicked face, but just whirls around to stick her finger into Kim's face, declaring in both Spanish and English, that “It could've been much worse for you!” and warning Kim not to mess with her again. While Kim has no intention of following the second half of the statement, she definitely agrees with the first and groans out in embarrassment after being smothered by Shakira slightly. It's a rough loss for Kim who sits there, shocked by the humiliating treatment after a big win for Shakira, who speaks with the press afterward to promote her upcoming album. As you can tell from this match-up, Hips Don't Lie.