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30 December 2012 Post Mayan PPV Press Conference

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Posted by Boxing World Online on December 30, 2012, 11:47 pm

The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Ke$ha, Katy Perry, Amanda Seyfried, Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears, and Jewel. To his right sit Brooklyn Decker, Kat Dennings, Neve Campbell, Allison Mack, Avril Lavigne, and Pink.

Man In The Hat: "All right. We'll take questions in a few. First, I want to thank Kear's Kats, Empire Boxing, IFFI, the Latin Union, and Beever's Babes for coming here tonight. We definitely appreciate them providing us quality opponents for this card. Next, I want to thank HBO for another fine broadcast, Avril Lavigne for putting together another great card, and, of course, the FCBA office for sanctioning this card and making the Asylum series possible. Now, questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "Mixed results for you tonight, Wiz..."

Man In The Hat(smiling): "Well, we started off a little slow, but I like how we finished."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Seriously, though, we used a lot of our developmental kids tonight, so you expect some ups and downs. You get someone like Hayd and she spoils it for the whole bunch, but history shows that most kids have some struggles early. You just gotta let 'em work through it. The talent is there. We've seen it. And I ain't playin' Ken Whisenhunt up here and tellin' you Derek Anderson is a pro quarterback and can make plays because 'I see him do it in practice every day.' Hey, Ken, I see him, too. Every week in the GAME, which, by the way, is when you NEED to make plays, and also when he DOESN'T. Which is why he's gettin' splinters in his behind in Carolina at the moment while you're runnin' everyone this side of Neil Lomax out there behind center! But. In our case, we've seen it in the RING. We've seen Ke$ha go from a wild brawler to a solid, disciplined fighter. She was winning the fight tonight, fighting well, and she got caught. It happens. We've seen Perry beat Rowland, the same Rowland who beat Michalka and took Torv 16 rounds. We've seen Jamie Lynn beat Spearritt, Lowndes, and Song. The same Song who's beaten Scerbo, Hudgens, Tisdale, Panettiere, Chabert and Williams. It's there. We've seen it. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "So, you're not concerned with the losses tonight?"

Man In The Hat: "Look, don't let what I just said fool you. We can NOT get blown out of a fight in the first freakin' round! We can NOT have FOUR freakin' chances to close a fight out and not flippin' DO it. I may UNDERSTAND poor performances, but I ain't HAPPY about 'em. Oh, Lord, it's BLONDE! Magazine!"

BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "Big wins for Amanda Seyfried and Allison Mack tonight. Isn't it time you push Amanda and Allison as your top fly and bantam, respectively?"

Man In The Hat: "Maybe I should let Neve take that one..."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "As you may remember, we gave Amanda a push in the early part of this year, and she came close to breaking through. What I saw tonight puts me of a mind to, maybe, revist that in 2013. As for Allison, she's ranked fourth in the world. She's certainly among our top bantams and figures prominently in our 2013 plans. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess(smiling): "This one is for Neve. Who taught Dennings the shovel hook?"

Neve(smiling): "Oh, you never know where young fighters pick up things. Video sessions, sparring partners. Maybe she was watching ESPN Classic. Who knows?"

Tess(smiling): "Ok, tell me what you thought of Kat's performance..."

Kat(grinning): "Yeah, what did you think?"

Neve: "I'm going to paraphrase Tess' partner. We may just make a fighter out of you, yet, Dennings."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Smackeroo, it's been a day. Take us to dinner, please."

Reporter: "My question is about Brooklyn..."

Decker: "Well, it's about TIME!"

Man In The Hat: "If you're gonna ask if I was impressed with her, the answer is 'yes'. I'm ALWAYS impressed with Brooke. And here's what people forget about her. She's 25 years old and tonight was only her eighteenth fight. She's lost twice in the past two years and the losses were Theron and Helfer. She's big. She's strong. She's a heck of an athlete. And, of course, she's absolutely, stunningly gorgeous. So, yeah, I like the kid a little."

(Laughter)

Man In The Hat: "Brooke is right at the center of our plans for 2013. And beyond. All right, gang, that's a wrap. We're off to dinner with Bazz and Beth. Tess. Smackey. Limo!"