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9 January 2012 Jessica Biel vs Kaley Cuoco

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CELEBRITY BOXING ON THE BEACH CHARITY EVENT

 

MAIN EVENT

 

Posted by FCBA Magazine on January 9, 2013, 7:04 pm

 

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(Results by Sim)

BEFORE: Despite the fact that it's a charity event, security is definitely on hand for this final bout of the evening. Sponsored by Lookout! Boxing, this is an event to raise money for Knockouts for Giving and is headlined by one of the biggest rivalries in the Female Celebrity Boxing Association (FCBA), between stablemates Jessica Biel and Kaley Cuoco., both of Medallion Boxing. The two haven't fought (officially) since 2010, when Biel beat Cuoco in a lightweight title match. At this time, things are slightly different as Kaley Cuoco is now lightweight champion, but has decided not to give Biel a title shot as Biel lost her most recent match. It'll also be the first beach match since 2009, when Kaley delivered Biel one of her worst losses to date. Will Biel be able to deliver a long-awaited beach beatdown to Cuoco or will Kaley beat Biel to demonstrate that she deserves to truly be the lightweight champion? Their personal record is three matches apiece and tonight, will be a tiebreaker bout, which has only generated more intense personal interest in the match.

Thus far, it's been an excellent evening of boxing with many lesser known stars getting the opportunity to compete for charity, but now, it's the moment that everybody has been waiting for. Numerous stables in the FCBA present, though seating arrangements force them to be strategically placed apart from one another – for example, Foxfire and Lookout! Boxing or Pretty Little Punchers and HISC. Other Medallion Boxing personnel such as Amy Davidson, Piper Perabo and Summer Glau can be seen in the audience as well, along with many other respected stable members assembled in bikinis on this beautiful summer day.

Both girls just merciless in their taunting towards one another as they can't seem to resist getting after one another and on more than one occasion, security comes over to intervene before things get out of hand. Biel confident, bouncing on her toes in a tight red bikini with a ponytail similar to the one seen in Total Recall with matching gloves as she states, “Kaley has always been living in my shadow since she's come over to Medallion and today is only going to confirm that. I understand with me losing my last match that she didn't want to give me a title shot, but I am going to show her that I'm the best lightweight at our stable, NOT her. After today, she'll still be the champion, but everybody is going to know who the better boxer is. And that's me!!” Kaley smiles at hearing Biel's statements, “What Jessi needs to understand now is that I've stepped out of her shadow and now, she's going to have to live in mine! I'm the champ, she's not. If Jessi wants a title shot with me, she's sure going to have to earn one and after the beating she gets from me, she'll think twice about taking another shot at me. I'm the best Biel-buster out there and today is going to show it!”, looking poised in a bright yellow bikini, tight ponytail and matching gloves.

The crowd is loud as the two step into the sand, with the ring placed right into the sand while the fighters slip between the ropes. Jessica and Kaley, despite their professional and personal rivalry, do manage to touch gloves and display some respect for each other before the contest begins. Ringside observers do not anticipate this lasting for long.

R1: These are two of the best athletes in boxing and they definitely fight like it in this initial round as they charge towards one another, sand kicking up behind them as they move towards each other with no wasted movements this round. Both girls circling around one another, as Kaley pushes forward off of her lead right leg to dart in with rangy right hands digging into her ribs and Biel responds just as ferociously with a flurry of shots across Kaley's chest, head and shoulders. Kaley keeps working over Biel's torso, digging her gloves in deeply. It's back and forth between the two as they counter, pounce and circle around one another, lighting each other up in a wild display of boxing. Biel and Cuoco eventually meeting each other in the center of the ring, going to toe to toe with neither of them backing down. Biel thumping away with rough hooks as Cuoco retaliates with scrubbing shots across Biel's chest, but down the stretch, Biel outworks Kaley with a few extra touches to take the close round as Biel struts away with a smile and leaves a scowling Kaley in her wake.

R2: There is definitely no decrease in tempo or intensity in this second round as it's a mirror of the first round for the most part, the crowd cheering appreciatively at the ring savvy on display. Circling, pouncing, feinting and landing leather in hup-hup fashion throughout as they clean up one another in savage fashion. Biel and Cuoco exchanging hooks, jabs and rangy shots towards one another's bodies in determination, shoulders rotating and feet moving swiftly around the ring. It's back and forth as loud collisions of leather on body and grunts accompany each shot as first it's Kaley in trouble, then Jessica as she is covering up under lathering lefts and rights and then Kaley suffering under sweeping shots hooking in around her ribs. Late in the round, Jessica is coming on strong, just hooking in around her tummy and head, but Kaley covers up and executes some nice counter-punching. Biel busting up Kaley when Cuoco suddenly catches Jessica with a power right hand across her cheek. It's a slick punch that Biel didn't see coming as her head whips to the side and the rest of her body swiftly follows as BIEL GOES DOWN! Biel crashes down into a heap, eyes closed, body spread out against the canvas as Cuoco wants more, but the ref bodies her back. Biel looks like she is out cold, not moving as the ref starts the count. It's a terrible knockdown and a devastating sight for Biel as Cuoco stands over her, the ref trying to count and keep Cuoco back. Somehow, Biel's conditioning allows her to beat the count – just barely at the bell. Biel stumbles towards the wrong corner at the bell, clearly dazed and barely conscious. It's frantic work by Jessica's corner – in full NASCAR mode like a pit stop – doing their best to bring her around and revive her. Cuoco grins as she heads to her corner, watching it all amused as ringside officials check to see whether Biel will come out for another round.

R3: Biel does eventually come out, though from the look in her eyes, it appears it might be on pride alone as she staggers out to meet a merciless Kaley. Kaley shows absolutely no mercy to her stablemate, just toying with her and savagely laying in to Biel. Kaley feints Biel around the head, causing her to go earmuff and then just thumping in lefts and rights to Jessica's tummy. Jessica stumbling around the ring with Kaley in a heated and hateful pursuit, punishing Jessi's breasts this round, scrubbing in with hooks that batter her across her jugs. All Jessica can offer this round is to cover up, nothing coming back as the ref watches in obvious concern as Biel manages to stay up by staggering into the ropes. Biel buffeted around the head and shoulders as Kaley sends sweeping shots back and forth across Jessi's face and when Biel goes earmuff, Kaley follows up by delivering spearing hooks right into her abs. Biel doubling over as Kaley then goes right back to slamming in shots into Biel's drowsy face as her gloves fall to the side, clearly in a stupor as Kaley keeps ringing her up over and over. Biel butt-in-ropes, dazed, trying to stay upright as Kaley isn't sure why the ref isn't stopping the round as the ref is clearly considering it, but the Biel name appears to cause him to hesitate. However, Kaley doesn't care either, as the ref's reticence is allowing her to keep slamming in repeated shots until the bell provides the mercy that Biel didn't receive from Kaley. The ref is forced to pull a seething Kaley off, teeth bared and swinging furiously, pouring it to Biel with all the hate she can muster.

R4: It's a wonder how Biel is even standing right now and once again, the only explanation the audience can determine is stubbornness, pride and the knowledge that if it was anybody but Kaley dishing out the punishment, Jessica wouldn't still be up. It's a testament to the rivalry between the two that Jessica is willing to come out for another brutal - excessive round of punishment – delivered from Kaley to Jessica. Jessica's eyes are barely open as can barely stumble out of her corner and is unable to get her guard up before Kaley pounces forward, just slamming in a right hand across Biel's cheek and a left uppercut that lifts up Biel across her tippy-toes, dangerously close to tipping over. Given the level of savage torment Jessi has sustained, it's likely she would've, but Kaley shoves Biel back into the ropes. Propping Jessica up along the ropes, she keeps burying her gloves over and over into Biel's belly. Leather crashing into her tummy, folding Biel over as Kaley then lights her up along her face. Stacking Biel along the ropes time and time again, with repeated crosses to her cheek and across her tits, taking what she wants and chopping away! Leather spanking off of a helpless Biel who has been beaten unconscious basically while slumping into the ropes as Cuoco seeks to break down her foe in body and spirit. Out on her feet as the ref watches Kaley deliver another hard left cross to rock Biel and as Jessica is stacked up along the ropes for more rights and lefts, scooping at Biel's proud tummy – the ref steps in FINALLY to put a stop to this! The ref pulls Kaley off, eyes blazing and chest heaving, as it's been a one-sided massacre for two minutes now as the ref awards the match to Kaley Cuoco via TKO4!!

AFTER: Once the ref pulls Kaley off, Biel crashes down to the canvas – shuddering and slumbering. Kaley fought tonight like she was trying to end Biel's career and there will be consequences for that. Oh yes there will! Jessica was basically done after the first round and especially after the second. Biel is already being labeled in many circles (especially those in BRUNETTE MAGAZINE) as heroic for coming out and being willing to take all the Kaley-hate. Calls to investigate the ref's refusal to stop the match occur as well. But, right now, the headlines are all about Kaley Cuoco, who stands over her rival who she just destroyed in absolutely unforgivable fashion and she's not done yet!

Biel is trembling, laying there out of it completely - face, chest and tummy coated in the sand. Kaley tugs her up, being rough with her clearly distraught and confused stablemate, wrapping one arm around her waist to pull her to her feet. Biel blubbering and moaning out in shock as Cuoco is forced to support Biel, who is out on her feet as Jessica staggers around the ring under Cuoco's guidance. Biel shoved in at every corner as Kaley waves to fans and grins with obvious delight at Biel's dismay. Taking her conquered foe on a truly embarrassing Walk of Shame around the ring as Cuoco beams, while Biel stumbles around, legs threatening to give out as finally, Cuoco shoves her into her corner. Taking the lightweight belt, she shoves it right into Biel's face – literally rubbing the fact that Cuoco is in possession of the belts into her face! Cuoco bellowing down confidently, telling a bleary-eyed Biel “not to get her tears on the belt” and that “this is as close to the belts as she'll ever get again as long as I have them!” On and on like this until stablemates from Medallion Boxing come in to separate the two.

It's cruel stuff from Cuoco, but given the importance of this tie-breaking bout and the intensity of the rivalry between them, not unexpected. It's a big night from Kaley at just the right time, taking down Nichols and Biel back-to-back and giving her some potential momentum heading into her first title defense against Yvonne Strahovski. Did she leave anything left for that match-up after this display against Biel? We'll find out soon, but this show of dominance has to have even a fighter of Yvonne's caliber concerned to see Biel beaten so badly by Kaley - determined not to suffer the same fate. But, Kaley looks very solid right now and for the rest of the lightweight division, especially Biel, they should be watching this with concern. A big, big win for Kaley Cuoco to start off the New Year!

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