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8 January 2013 Thandie Newton vs Faith Hill

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Posted by Archer on January 8, 2013, 9:18 am

Ca. 2005

Story by Jac Fac

Thandie Newton vs Faith Hill

Hill, looking to avenge the beatings Newton laid on her C&W galpals, Sara Evans and LeAnne Rimes, opened negotiations while her blood was still hot. Thandie was also eager to fight, telling friends she wanted to, "... add Faith's lush golden 'pelt' to my 'cuntry crybaby' collection." Despite both women's eagerness, it had taken quite a time to finalize the showdown.

Each arrived at the R&R (Revenge and Resentment) Ranch with ass whipping on her mind. Hill carried the hopes of the C&W crowd since Thandie had outboxed and beaten down both LeAnne Rimes and Sara Evans. Newton's conquest of Evans was a real shock to all the country crowd who felt Evans should have easily take Newton.

The twosome of Newton and Hill are in the ring with the maiden winner of a previous match, being Krista Allen who will be the ref. Krista motions the two sweating gals to mid-ring for final instructions. The restive crowd is murmuring - and also doing some serious betting! Krista concludes, tells the contestants to 'Tet it on' and the bell rings.

Round One - Newton feints to her right and Faith is fooled by it. Hill fires a long, looping right that misses by a mile and is hammered by a wicked left hook to the belly. The C&W star's knees buckle in pain and before she can get recover, Thandie slams a rocketing right uppercut straight up into the front panel the leggy singer's bikini. The mother of three staggers backward until the hits the ropes pursued by killer puncher Thandie Newton who attacks mercilessly with combos that send Faith's sweaty blonde curls flying in all directions. Faith takes a hammering but recovers and bounces back with a telling right to Thandie's jaw that knocks the slinky Black Beauty back on her heels. The crowd is roaring for Faith who has taken a good hammering early but the bell rings before Faith can finish off Thandie who emerges the winner of the first round.

Round Two - Faith steps up the pace, opening with a good blast to Thandie's jaw that floors the Zimbabwe born star. Thandie staggers to her feet glassy eyed at six and as Krista checks her gloves Newton collects herself. When Faith comes forward, Thandie bores behind a good array of hard body blows that have Faith again reeling in pain. The two women go toe-to-toe at midring; giving it their all and the crowd is on their feet cheering. The betting is swinging toward the blonde as Hill floors Thandie for the second time as Newton falls hard on her ass after a roundhouse right scores a home run. Thandie drags herself up the ropes and sways unsteadily on her feet; badly shaken. As the count reaches eight, the bell rings but there's no doubt the second is Hill's round all the way.

Round Three - They touch gloves in respect and the blows keep on coming. Most are Faith's and Thandies eyes are swelling closed. "You got her Faith!" screams Reba McIntyre who is leading the yelling and waving her arms. Suddenly, Reba falls silent as a Thandie Newton left-right combination to Faith's jaw wobbles the C&W star's long legs. Long tall Faith is hurt big time! Thandie still has plenty of fight in her as she hammers Hill with combos that strafe her eyes and bloody her nose. Thandie drops Faith on her keister with a jump-in, overhand right, that staggers the singer. Faith's eyes roll back as her long legs turn to rubber, then she slowly topples over like a giant redwood and crashes to the mat on her face.

Krista Allen counts but Faith never moves as the crowd sits stunned and silent. Incredibly, petite little Thandie Newton has claimed a third C&W cutie! In the crowd, Nicole Kidman curses at her husband Keith Urban, telling him, "I told you that Newton was too damned much for Faith. Now I'm out ten grand of my hard-earned money."

"Will Nicole Kidman be the next to challenge Thandie?" Urban is asked.

"Probably," he shrugs. "But then, who the hell ever knows what Nic might do."