Posted by Simguy on 12/30/2005, 6:58 pm.

Before: Krista positioning herself as Alpha Female in this fight--laughing at Kelly’s body during weigh-in., constantly referring to Kelly as “The Frump”--Rutherford too sophisticated to be baited with such tactics. “Look--Krista wins the beauty contest, all right?” Rutherford smirks at the dais. “I’m just here to fight. I’ve been competing against Allen and Landry types my whole career: I’m not going to shrivel up and skulk away just because my opponent thinks she’s hot.” Krista in red “Smallville” bikini, tie side bottoms--Kelly in conservative cut bra style baby blue bikini. White gloves, both vixens.

During R1: Interesting thrust and parry as Krista takes initiative, tries to impose will--Rutherford adjusting, negating. Allen outflanking Kelly with sweeter feet: Kelly retreats to the apron, back not quite to the ropes, Allen stooping, reaching in belly jabs, probing the defences: Rutherford bend-but-don’t-break philosophy draws Allen in--Krista getting big on Kelly late, pushing in close and raking her uppercuts and hooks: Kelly dukes up, well composed, hacks back hooks and uppercuts of her own in spirited trade at the bell. Allen glaring, searching Kelly’s eyes for weakness: Rutherford with just the hint of a smile on her lips, refusing to give Kris any satisfaction in the first.

R2: Allen lead-boxing again, spearing her jab to Kelly’s body with an aggressive step-in: Rutherford standing her ground, absorbing the tummy poke, countering a quick-clipping hook across Krista’s cheek. Rutherford not as fleet of foot, but smart--she’s fading back, dragging her front (Left) foot and sizing Allen up for check-hook counters on the jaw as Kris tries to lunge in power shots, Allen’s athleticism a factor: she can land the darting lead right or lead hooks, but Rutherford making sure there’s no follow up--either easing back or clinching up to disrupt Allen’s rhythm. Down the stretch, Kris attacking recklessly at the ropes, batting wide to Kelly’s flanks: blonde eases her right shoulder into the ropes while pulling a tasty hook across Krista’s mouth, putting brunette instantly wobbly butt. Allen adrift, stooped forward: Kelly helps her out with a tangy right uppercut, picking Krissy’s head up pretty. Short, ringing blow has Allen’s lips parted, eyes closed, eyebrows high: best punch of the fight sends brunette back to her corner chastened.

R3: Kelly taking the fight to Krista--blonde stepping forward behind a useful jab, leaning in close and walloping Allen’s flanks big tanning leather. Krista frowning, reaching in on Kelly’s hips, but not hugging her close: Rutherford able to bang away on those ribs past Krista’s outstretched arms. No one punch doing it, but Kelly stepping-with her foe, beating Krista’s body occasionally scrubbing muscular to jug--blonde’s backing brunette up and working her over in methodical fashion, Allen glum--spends the last minute blocking and rolling with her back to the ropes: Rutherford just head down, working hard, working honest bell to bell.

R4: Kelly picks up where she left off: going at Krista, walking her down, bullying her to the body. Allen pouting, legging to her right, tossing out don’t-hurt-me-jabs--steady blonde aggression punking brunette sizzle. Second minute, Rutherford stalking, trying to cut off the ring on her leggy opponent--Krista stepping left well outside, suddenly plants, lunges and NAILS Kelly a leaping lead left uppercut! Shattering shot on the chin jerks Rutherford’s head back, stuns her, sends her mouthpiece fluttering into the air--delayed reaction as Kelly faces into a brushing Allen right against her lips, the TIMBERRRRR! Rutherford splashing to her back, head and backs of her hands bouncing off the canvas as she’s SO out cold--crunching KO4 Krista Allen.

After: Allen circling, taunting down as her sleeping blonde--ref trying to body Krista back--sensational one-punch whack papers over what had been an embarrassing ou5ting, for Allen early on. Kelly eventually brought around, gingerly taken to her stool and ALLEN WANTS MORE! Krista gathering Kelly up around the hips, taking her away from her handlers--snug right arm around the waist, left hand waving regally to the crowd as Krista takes groggy Kelly for a crushing walk of shame. Rutherford’s head lolling, eyes tearing up as she’s pulled close to Krista--Allen all smiles, dragging her puppet around the ring. One full circuit, but Krista’s still not done: she backs Kelly into her own corner, mounts the ropes and plays to the crowd, drawing as many boos as cheers. Left hand clutching damp blonde locks, right hand thrust to the ceiling--big, beaming brunette smile--poor Kelly sniveling, hooking her arms around Krista’s humming hamstrings, turning her face away from Krista’s triumphant belly, Goes on and on and on--Krista just loving it too much on Kelly--FINALLY Lake Bell and Garner-busting Kelsey Oldershaw slide into the ring and break up the party, literally hauling Krista down off her perch. Officials in crowd in as snarling Allen looks to address the intruders: the NERVE if these do-gooding ingénues!

Reposted by Archer 2/18/13.