Posted by Simguy on 9/2/2005. 7:12 am.

Before: Bell feasting on Kunis, rolls right on into Murphy: Kristen’s Public Enemy Number 1 at Touchstone. “I’m gonna crew right through this stable,” states an upbeat Bell in preflight. “I’m gonna showcase, hand out beatings. What Kunis got, Brittany’s gonna get double--these girls can’t handle my blend of volume and power.” Murphy scoffing at the notion of being “handled” by anybody, least of all Kristen Bell. “From what I saw, my girl Mila had Kristen just about out--that was a damn close fight. Bell squeaked past Kunis, but I’m nobody’s showcase. I’m giving this girl a good old fashioned dose of Irish dukes--she won’t be so smug once I’ve turned her up.” Brittany in black bandeau bra and panties--Bell in sporty pale blue and white plaid bikini, bra strap top, punching ponytail.

During R1: Murphy brings it to Bell, but it’s Kris getting off, hitting her girl hard and backing the Touchstone firecracker up. Bell economical busy--tidy, biting lefts and rights nipping off Brit’s shoulders, ears, jugs in a walking barrage to ropes, Murphy buzzed, a little wide-eyed, bur digging in nicely--rest of the way a hotly contested slugfest--tiny blondes digging at each other without mercy. Round ends to the sight of both girls leaning forward, belting each other just as hard as they can with rising repeat right hands to drum-tight breadbaskets. Ref breaks ‘em up--both girls breaking.

R2: Murphy going at Bell, but leading with the jab--sharp poke keeping bell defensive, granting Brit the initiative, Brittany looking to lather, but picking her spots, stepping around and coming in off either Bell shoulder. Kris covering up in a white-knuckled ear-muff--she’s riding it out, but not answering back much, Brit able to walk Kris down and work her over hip to head, often doubling up either hand in tasty tic-tac-toe bursts, Shutout Murphy, and the big smile to go with it.

R3: Girls trade right hands, left hooks--Murphy’s legs giving a shimmy as she gets the worst of it. Bell teeth bared, stepping right, ripping a right/left to waist, doubling up tidy left on the teeth stepping in and getting a third clawing hook across Brittany’s face as she steps straight back. Murphy staring, not reacting well--she’s hurt, and surprised to be so. Bell rushing in and busting amidships--rapid flyweight hup-hup downstairs draws a breathy cry of pain from Murphy--she sits on the ropes, clinches: Kris eagerly shoulder-butting Brittany in the teeth and staying on those bony ribs, pleasing jugs, Fight becomes Kris going at Murphy--moist-eyed Brittany clinching--ref issuing breaks--Bell wading back in to get busy. Bell: Kris hooting in triumph, lifting her mitts--she sends Murphy back to her corner hurting.

R4: Bell stepping in, getting that short clouting right on the button, catching Murphy stepping back with biting hook--Bell’s tidy, ripping, non-stop punching overwhelming Brit through 4. Murphy rocked, staggering away to set up shop with her back to the ropes--little blonde digging in, fists at temples, teeth gritted in anticipation of scouring Kris bell punches. Bell obliging--hook-hook-hooking ribs downstairs, hacking down righty on ear, jumping in a hook and putting a short right on top--bewildering, busy-mitt stuff, Murphy busted up and staggery, but weathering the storm--she’s starting to rotate her torso at the ropes, making Kris miss over the top. Final minute, Brittany punching-with, matching tempo and intensity with Bell and KRISTEN GETS ROCKED! Bell suddenly wobbly butt--face distraught--she wobbles to her right and takes a right hand in the ear, staggering sideways into ropes as Murphy muscles up. MURPHY’S TURN TO ROMP! Brittany tearing up Bell the way Bell was punching earlier--Murphy’s chin tucked, shoulders rotating, fists digging and chugging and snatching at poor Kris. Bell’s tummy drummed a burst of vigorous Murphy lefts and rights and KRIS TAKES A KNEE! Bell’s eyes misting up, lips quivering in hurt--she’s up quick, but clearly shaken at the break.

R5: Girls trade rights, trade lefts and MURPHY’S STEPPING IN FENCE POST HOLES! Bell just a touch quicker when the play is hot--she beats Brittany to hard chin-checks, walks Murphy down at the ropes. Bell hard-eyed--she dips, jabs up at Brittany’s mouth, dips down, then comes up hooking, punching the mouthpiece off Murphy’s teeth and smashing her face hard t port. Brittany glassy-eyed, knock-kneed--Bell pushes her upright, then hooks her ribs, weight on the front foot for torquing leverage, Bell tearing it up--smoothly shifting weight to the right foot to pull the hook across Brit’s face, then easing back onto the left foot with pounding rights. Murphy out on her feet, shipping heart pounding shellack, but refusing to go down and THE REF STEPS IN! Bell shouting in exultation as Brittany’s cradled to safety: Murphy sobbing, stamping her bare foot in groggy protest, TKO5 Kristen Bell.

After: Bell punching, punching, punching--little vixen working Touchstone boxers threadbare in back to back scraps. Murphy still petitioning the ref after the stoppage--plucky little blonde showing tons of fighting moxie after a heartbreaking loss. “I don’t know what she’s complaining about,: sniffs Bell in post fight. “I’d have ruined her if the guy had let me keep punching!” Ouch.

Reposted by Archer 2/19/13.