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23 January 2013 Charlize Theron vs Lauren Graham

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Charlize Theron 19.jpgLauren Graham 02.jpg

 

 

 

Posted by simguy on January 23, 2013, 10:13 am

 

Special "Crusade" Bout

 

BEFORE: "Obviously we're very disappointed in Moon Bloodgood," Lauren emphasizes in prefight. "She was really supposed to put the grind to Theron. A lot of thought that Bloodgood/Theron would be the decisive point in the campaign; the point at which Charlize began to break down. Now that responsibility falls to me, and I relish it. I'm prepped to go 10 hard rounds. I'm going to shove Theron's butt into a turnbuckle and treat her to sledgehammers in the body. I'm happy to take the knockout, but honestly? I just want the woman to stand there and soak. When I'm done, I want to hand a greatly reduced Charlize Theron on to the rest of the Crusade, and know that we have this thing won!"

Theron back to her old confident self: quick work of rugged Bloodgood has team CT upbeat in prefight. "Lauren's pretty ambitious for a ho-hum, second string type brunette," Theron scoffs at podium. "She's a poor woman's Cat Bell, and you need to be something special if you're going to try to fight Cat's style. Big - I'll give her that - she's nice and rangy. Hard-nosed; she's got the attitude - maybe she's even got the heart of a banger. But you need QUALITY at this level. It's not enough to want - with all your soul - to give me a beating. You've got to have the tools, and Lauren just doesn't. I'm sweeping this one aside, and when I do, it's the beginning of the end for this group!"

Theron in green bikini; hair in slick french twist; yellow mitts. Lauren in black/red tartan plaid bikini with push-up-bra style top; black gloves; dark hair in loose tangle-curls.

During R1: Lauren pinging jabs to range-in, right at her chin on approach. Theron limber in her stance, left at her waist/right near her chin as she slides to her right. Theron pre-emptive - jabbing off her hip tummy or face; leaning right with her pivots, then shaving Lauren's chin sneaky right hands as Graham turns into the hurt. Lauren marching forward, taking shots without complaint, but she doesn't get off until the final minute - shellacking CT's ribs via wide, roundhouse right/lefts. Theron legs out the final minute, judging she has the round won; not wishing to give Lauren an extended look sleek blonde torso.

R2: CT in that relaxed, sliding counter-clockwise pivot, feeding Lauren tricky little feints and jabs tummy/head, pre-empting brunette, turning her midring. Graham showing dukes up/elbows in, stepping forward with strong intent, but no jab on approach giving Theron the landscape to time Lauren walking in; fit her for slick right hand potshots. Devastating consequences for Lauren: she absorbs hellish chin checks from CT - Theron leaning in, getting her long back into plowing right crosses - turning Graham's head/sending tremors down brunette legs. Lauren sponging up an unbelievable shot - taking drilling, clean clouts at almost regular intervals...Theron in potshot-mode so she's not putting the hook on top or pushing to finish: after lighting Lauren up righty-on-the-chin, Theron bounds to her right, striding around Graham's left flank to set up the next stroking potshot. Bell: Graham frazzled, slightly wobbly-butt en-route to her stool; Theron business like, alert and bright-eyed in her corner.

R3: Graham jabbing to CT's chest; hooking off the jab...strong-clouting blows ear-to-chin along right side of Theron's jaw has her standing flat footed at last. Lauren able to drill short, straight rights up the middle, then slop that head-whacking hook up top: CT driven to ropes whereupon she digs in, looking to slug. Lauren squaring away big-girl: chin tucked; left hand jabbing or reaching to push at CT's right shoulder; right hand delivering strapping sidearm shellack across Theron's paunch, or drilling her straight to chin between raised blonde guard. Charlize absorbing well, laying back over top rope to take the edge of head-shots; keeping her arms up to block...she's giving away her torso on the cheap, but when Lauren goes there, CT cuffs and clouts at brunette head with either mitt. Two minutes of pocket-battle - Lauren bashing away/pushing to sort; CT blocking and rolling. Down the stretch, Theron's constant slap-clout counters off the ropes have Graham blinking and flustered...blonde able to loosen Graham's knees via sneaky right uppercut in tight, then slide off the ropes to Charlize' right, clipping a swatting come-along left hook under Lauren's chin en-route. Graham turning with the hooks, looking drowsy...she blunders forward as CT retreats across the ring, pasting tasty rights and swatting left across Lauren's face until blonde back hits far ropes. Graham trudges into CT, but is quickly clinched: Theron reclining into ropes, pulling Graham onto her chest, bogging her down to bell.

R4: SWEEPING Graham right hand clouts upside CT's head...blonde girl staring, hands at waist as she totters into ropes, hurt at the open! Lauren wades in: CT lays back on ropes, hands up/palms out...siege begins with Lauren sweeping wide rights and lefts around raised blonde guard, bashing Theron upside the head. Charlize buffetted, pulling Lauren's head down: Graham responds with shoveling lefts and rights to belly, pounding away until groaning Theron can tie up around elbows for breaks. Ref pushing Lauren back by her heaving chest; brunette wades back in, bending into that shellacking right upside the head, ringing Theron up to roaring crowd approval as Goddess sways back into ropes. Great stroking wallops flow forth from Lauren: she's twisting torso right and left, crouching into crashing haymakers, clobbering away head-and-shoulders on CT. Theron frequently clocked clean - her torso reclining back into ropes, then slumping forward behind her mitts, giving Lauren the chance to reset and shellack the flanks right/left. Blonde girl miserable with hurt - loose in the pocket, laying back/slumping forward as Graham relentlessly slops leather to blonde. Down the stretch, zombie Theron pulls a right hand off her thigh, clouting Lauren across the mouth as Graham's loading up righty: Lauren's right hand sails as her knees buckle and SHE gets hurt! Graham staring, suddenly destitute: Theron rejigs, lifts the left off her waist to punch diagonally across Lauren's sleepy face, ejecting the mouthpiece! CT lifts a short right uppercut off her waist to Lauren's chin; girls fall in together to bump weary left shoulders; Theron slops a left from her hip upside Lauren's head, spilling her woozy to her left! Graham pitching sideways into ropes; Theron wading in all slobberknocked and stunned herself...blonde ranges in with a pawing left and starts shellacking rangy rights and lefts upside Graham's head. Crowd roaring; CT stroking away to glory; Lauren out on her feet, staring into the abyss...bell sounds to bring ref in hot as Theron's lost in slugging madness. Crusade girls on their feet applauding as ramshackle beauties stagger to respective corners: THIS is the abuse they wanted to see!

R5: Blinking, stupified warrior-queens stagger to midring: Theron with hands at her waist, paints a shellacking left upside Lauren's head to put her wobbly-butt seconds in! Charlize jabbing chest to sort, then bending her back into a clapping right ear-to-chin: stroking wallop has Graham staring/stumbling forward and to her left past CT's right shoulder. Theron turning-with - bringing the left up and around to clobber Graham's skull...Lauren sent reeling face-first into ropes by the lariat left-hook - a flat-footed Charlize walking her down to finish! Brutal toe-to-toe slogging rest of the way: both girls ragged with hurt - stooping forward pate-to-pate with open mouths/glassy eyes - hands pawing/pushing one another's hips and tummies to sort; slobberknocking haymakers slopped upside either head, putting both women wobbly-butt - fighters frequently steadying themselves by gripping at the other's biceps. Cro-magnon hammer and tongs beat both vixens senseless - head-clout mixed in with plowing body blows leave both fighters ragged at bell. During the break, Graham actually goes out on her stool: corner brings her around with smelling salts, telling ref she's hot to trot.

R6: Grim, mindless brutality continues as Graham wades into Charlize, walking her to ropes. Brunette groggily pushing blonde inner-elbows, then bending torso-left to slop a right upside CT's head; bending torso-right to slop the left. Rangy, strapping lashes starting at Graham's waist...Theron swooning into ropes upon receipt - lashes fluttering, lips parted. Graham stroking away like a champ, but Theron rallying, pawing at Lauren's body as though groping to locate, then shellacking her about the head and shoulders with punches from the waist. Torrid two-way clouting sees girls fall in together, then tumble one another along ropes...proud backsides shuddering side to side with effort of heaving the other's weight around. Down the stretch, CT on top at ropes, left hand pushing Lauren's right shoulder...Theron crowds in close, carrying a thick right hand deeeep to Graham's belly...brunette shouts out "GAH!" slumping forward and dropping rump-high to knees and elbows! Graham sobbing...Theron a staggering ruin, wandering to the nearest corner...sniveling brunette able to pulls herself up the ropes to avoid the stoppage at bell!

R7: Groggy slobberknocking brawl continues, this time with Theron atop Graham at ropes. Mindless fighters just laying in, palming each other's hips or biceps, bringing hamhanded clout up from the waist to shellack the other senseless. Fighters' faces sleepy out over one another's left shoulders during lulls; girls grinding pates with eyes closed/mouths open...then one or the other will break up the stalemate via shoving body shot or stroking wallop up top. Bell: fighters reptile-brains now calling all the shots...ref has to push CT back, direct her back to her corner for more enswell on those swollen eyes.

R8: Stop the fight ref; send this one to the cards! Zombie Graham wades into sleepy Theron, walking her to ropes, bodying up on her, tucking the right deep to tummy, feeling the shudder-and-loll of golden torso. Charlize groaning, slugging back...no rhyme or reason now...girls basically asleep on their feet, laying in to find one another, then shoving home the hate. CT better off the ropes than Lauren, able to twist side to side and shellack jawlines to good effect...it's allowing Charlize to win rounds even when Lauren's got top position on the apron. Expensive round of slogging reduces already depleted vixens that much more...Graham blundering to Theron's corner by accident during the break!

R9: STOP THE FIGHT REF! It's all CT - she bodies up midring, walks groggy Lauren to ropes; pushes and stacks, then starts dishing shellack. Theron methodical - exhausted, but determined: she's bending her back side to side, pouring in great stroking blasts of shellack, then bodying up, preventing Lauren from falling. Graham out on her feet; hair across her eyes/clinging to her neck - nothing back from her but pride and sturdy legs as CT straps on the hurt, then falls-in/pushes off/repeats. Bell to bell Theron: at several points - she'll extend her left hand to prop Lauren up while barking at ref: "She's finished, guy! Stop the fight!"

During the break: LAUREN'S CORNER THROWS IN THE TOWEL! Battered Graham can't possibly go on - can't even stand when she tries to protest...she sinks back against the turnbuckles, blubbering mindlessly as Charlize breaks down into sobs of relief across the ring. TKO9 via submission, Charlize Theron.

AFter: Theron winning every single round en route to using up every last drop of Lauren Graham...it's an expensive victory as Charlize is battered nigh unrecognizable in return. "Got her beat..." CT mumbles in postfight, swaying on the spot - eyes beaten to slits. "...pitched it to her, made her quit. 10 girls on their side - they don't have half the heart I've got. I just gave their tuffest girl the beating of the year, and every one of them that's left knows how bad it's gonna get. I didn't just stop Lauren tonight: none of those girls want to pay the price I'm gonna charge. They all just quit in their hearts, and I can't wait to make their bodies admit it!"

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