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24 January 2013 Vanessa Hudgens vs Cassie Steele

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on January 24, 2013, 10:19 am

BEFORE: Hot-tempered 'Nessa pushing and shoving with Cassie in prefight...Ms. Hudgens not at all pleased with what she feels to be "brand infringement" by the similarly packaged CW vixen. To her credit, Steele dishing it right back - even getting into Elisha Cuthbert's face when Lookout takes the stage in force at one conference. Clearly, Ms. Steele is not a girl for turning.

"I've never seen it this bad," 'Nessa says about Cassie's "Fauxnessa" look. "I get that as the Conqueror of Mishy, girls want to be like me, but this is ridiculous. This Cassie Whatever is totally ripping me off! Worse than that, she's totally trash talking me in L.A. clubs - disrespecting me...it's like she's been BEGGING for me to kick her ass! Well, you can get off your knees Cass, 'cause judgement day is here at last. You wanted me, you got me, and baby - you are never going to be this unhappy ever again!"

Steele brushing at her shoulders to signify her attitude towards 'Nessa's ranting...nothing but brass from the little CW upstart. "Ever since I came to L.A. - everywhere I go - people have been saying how I'm like a hotter Vanessa Hudgens," Cassie smiles, knowing the dart has hit the target as Hudgens fumes in her seat. "I'm damn sure the better singer; I can act circles around this tramp, and fighting her is only going to reveal what I already know: she's the cheap copy of ME, not the other way around!" That's too much for Hudgens: security moving briskly to intercept snarling 'Nessa as Cassie's got her dukes up and taunting: "You want some? Let's go, porky!"

NOTE ON WEIGHT: Both women usually cut to 110, but as 'Nessa's "between PPVs" she waives the weight restriction, allowing both girls to fight at bantam. Hudgens showing her thicker, paunchier look from "Spring Breakers" - assuring her fans on her website that: "More Vanessa Hudgens in the ring is not good news for Cassie Steele!"

'Nessa in white cashmere crochet bikini (tawdry; stretched to the limit); small black gloves; curly black hair in dutch braid with her face framed by loose locks. Cassie sporting a Flintstonian "Pebbles"-motif bikini - purply/pink with black dots of various sizes; small black gloves; curly black hair loose n' tangly. During staredown, Cassie brazenly confident, looking a little firmer at the higher weight than curvy 'Nessa.

During R1: 'Nessa right to work: jab to get Cassie into high-earmuff; wide right hand above left hip; DIGGING left hook succulent behind right elbow, shaking Cassie's torso with meaty thump. 'Nessa roaming to her right - stepping flat-footed in puncher's aspect: she continues to mine the gut - hooking viciously at waist/behind right elbow; flashing right uppercuts across Cassie's prepared guard; stepping in with left shoulder on Cassie's guard to bump her off-line; walking Steele down. Steele not happy about the ringing body-spank she's taking, but unable to answer: 'Nessa puts on a brawny body-punching clinic - steppin' around her girl, bumping that left shoulder, ripping licks off the bump for shutout.

R2: Even better, meatier rips from 'Nessa shake Cassie's curvy legs early...Steele cringing from wicked body licks - especially that tangy left hook 'Nessa's featuring. Cassie wincing, tottering forward in rigid earmuff...Hudgens roaming to her right - stepping in to give left shoulder at times, then working off the bumps...very workmanlike, hard hitting performance punishing the body of her upstart rival. Hudgens beating the biceps of her girl as Cassie's stooping forward - getting all big and bossy on Steele - 'Ness keeping up a steady chatter after getting off: "Hurts, doesn't it? Yeah: this is the real deal, baby. OH - that got in there deep, din't? You betcha..." Cassie: grunting; stooping forward; babystepping after 'Nessa...Steele looking cramped and harassed after 2 thumping rounds of quality Vanessa Hudgens.

R3: Cassie jabbing at midring, scoring to mouth and cheekbones...she coaxes Hudgens onto her back (right) plant-leg - 'Nessa closing stance/dangling left hand at hip/tucking chin behind left shoulder/keeping right close to mouth. Cassie going to work: wide, swinging right hand roundhouses spank flank and lower back as 'Nessa's presenting her left side; drifting right crosses make glancing contact only as 'Nessa shoulder-rolls to slip; hooks slap at Nessa-breast - and when doubled or tripled up - clout Hudgens out of her stance. Fight drifts to ropes with 'Nessa setting up a Britney-esque rolling pocket: she's cute and keeping her chin safe, but Steele whacking the waistline/hips both hands with thumping authority, hammering a sullen, grumpy look onto 'Nessa's face by the bell.

R4: 'Nessa back on the attack, featuring that lashing left hook to waist/flank, getting it in deep of her front (left) plant-leg. Steele hunkering down in tight earmuff, trying to block body blows on her elbows, then answer-back hot: midway through, Cassie gets the timing right, turning 'Nessa's chin via clean counter-left hook. HUDGENS IS HURT! 'Nessa staring in astonishment as feet do a little hurtin' pony-step: Cassie pounces-in via sidearm right whacked loud to belly; brace of hooks to jug, beating 'Nessa ropeside. Hudgens distraught, but rallying well in the pocket: 'Nessa shows slick, supple form off the ropes - bobbing at the waist; twisting torso side to side as she rolls-with shots; chopping back cutey-pie rights or lefts with compact, elbows-down hacking delivery. Cassie stymied by 'Nessa's fierce pocket-defence, but takes the round regardless.

R5: Girls close in mouth-on-shoulder, getting after one another beefy. Patient stepping; shoulders nudging breasts; backsides sullen in fighting trunks...the girls rotate counter-clockwise in a phone booth, touching each other up to body. Cuffing, swatting, chopping shots in close - girls dosing one another's breasts, clouting paunch, flashing the odd clipping right uppercut in tight to test offending chins. 'Nessa best in tight confines - outworking Cassie - nudging her around with that bossy left shoulder. Still, it's close enough at the bell that vixens exchange smouldering glares, suggesting both feel confident they've pocketed the points.

R6: 'Nessa closing in again, mouthbreathing a bit: pretty clear she didn't train as hard as she might have for Cassie. Mouth on shoulder - 'Nessa kneading her mitts into Cassie's paunch...Steele absorbing, bumping her shoulder, looking for swatting hooks cheek, tits, or waistline. Midway through, 'Nessa hacks a right into Cassie's left hip; Cassie jerks a viciously tight right uppercut - punch finishing up at Cassie's left ear after clipping 'Nessa's chin and HUDGENS GOES DOWN! Delayed action...'Nessa spellbound for a moment out over her feet, then dropping to all fours...Cassie BEAMING with delight, stands right in front of downed Hudgens and executes a little latin-salsa step on the spot! Vanessa outraged - right hand pushing Cassie's thigh in protest - ref ushers taunting vixen away so 'Nessa can take her 8 count in peace. 'Nessa woozy, humiliated, but relatively sound: she forms buns-on-ropes pocket, giving slick little rolls, dips and angles as Cassie closes to work. Steele beating Vanessa some healthy right hands in left-side lats; hooking jug with authority, but Hudgens keeping her chin off the target-list as she absorbs body-thump to bell. Cheeky Steele following drooping 'Nessa back to her corner, crowing down into the ringside seats at a FUMING Cuthbert: "You're next, blondie!"

R7: Hudgens clearly fatigued, not at her best weight...she digs in at ropes, left shoulder slightly forward to present semi-closed pocket. Siege of Vanessa begins - Steele wading in Big Girl - reaching under Hudgens' arms; chest-stacking her to ropes; pushing off to soak the tummy hup-hup-hup; coming up top to hook jugs and chin like a champ. Vanessa getting ragdolled and worked over, but laying in tasty licks off the counter: time and again she catches Cassie clean, sneaky right hands from the crouch - twisting torso-left to lay over on the left side on supple follow-through. Steele stubborn, giving as good as she's getting for two minutes, but down the stretch...'Nessa' wicked little chops and cuffs put visible tremors in Cassie's buns and thighs. Steele gasping, reaching to clinch down the stretch: 'Nessa happy for the rest, lays back into ropes, holding Steele close for breaks.

R8: 'Nessa too worn down to renegotiate terms with her legs: she's committed to stationary pocket defence, digging in as Steele steps-to. Bruising, mauling fare - Cassie working hard - beating the Hudgens torso; clobbering Vanessa about her head and shoulders; reaching in under 'Nessa's arms to stack-reset in ropes. Hudgens mouthbreathing, answering back in spots, but gradually taking a beating. Final minute all Cassie workin' it sexy on a sullen, grumpy, ass-kicked Vanessa Hudgens to bell.

R9: Cassie pours it to 'Nessa all one-way, bell to bell. Vanessa not answering back - mouth open, eyes wincing...she's actively looking for clinches - tying up head-and-arm; tying up behind the elbows. Job of work for Cassie to wriggle her arms free and stay busy...as rounds wears on, she's getting stronger, pushing her way into the clear, getting work done as 'Nessa fades. Cassie laying on Nessa while packing short left hands into breadbasket, panting hot into 'Nessa's shoulder: "You're done! You got nuthin'! I'm shovin' it to you and you can't do shyt!" Final torment down the stretch: rip-roaring assault on 'Nessa's jugs - Cassie lifting her mitts into short, hoisting hup-hup - bunching up the 'Nessa meat, buckling Hudgens' knees and leaving her aching in ropes at bell.

R10: Grumpy 'Nessa forming pocket on ropes: grinnin' Cassie wades on in to clean Vanessa up! Girls snuggle close - chins out over left shoulders - Cassie palming 'Nessa's hips to get her square, then churning mitts to tummy-meat hup-hup-hup. Steele pushing on 'Nessa to stabilize and manage her, then pumping at her waistling and breasts...Cassie processing Vanessa like a girl who wants victory. Midway through, Hudgens all cramped and exhausted on ropes...she shrugs a short left hook/forearm across Cassie's breasts; dips left shoulder; tucks left hook into Cassie's trunks! Blurt of pain, Cassie Steele: she collapses into Hudgens' rounded arms; 'Nessa executes tummy-to-tummy spin-reverse, packing Cassie into cables! Pumping right digs deep to gut - 'Nessa shoving it in while her left arm's in under Cassie's right. Steele sputtering in confusion - buns jumping up into ropes as Vanessa rams home underneath. 'Nessa working out of her wrap - her left arm around Cassie's back; Cassie's right arm around 'Nessa's shoulders...HUDGENS DIGS AWAY! 'Nessa pumping tummy/tummy/jug, tummy/tummy/chin - ragdolling poor Cassie with crude hold-and-hit. Steele helpless - head lolling when she's drifted to chin; face pinched in shock when she's taking to body and THE REF STEPS IN! 'Nessa pulls it out with the come from behind stoppage - TKO10 Hudgens!

AFTER: Paunchy Hudgens exhausted, pacing her corner hands-on-hips, mouth wide open in the aftermath...close-call against an unheralded CW fighting ingenue a reminder that even elite girls need to do their roadwork. "To me," 'Nessa pants, "this was a sparring session. It's better to take fights like this than be in camp all the time - I got a lot of good work done tonight. Cassie's nothing - she's a CW bikini - I wasn't worried at all tonight. Obviously if we'd fought at 110 I'd have torn her apart, but like I said - I wanted the minutes. That's what girls like this are good for!"