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29 January 2013 Natalie Portman vs Sarah Shahi

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Posted by OddManOut on January 29, 2013, 5:23 pm

 

Before: First chance to see the effects of the Dushku trade on the rest of the HISC elites. Natalie icy, brushing past reporters without a backwards glance, Emma Watson in tow. It’s left to fellow Swan Mila Kunis to handle the media. “The little rugrat’s starting to earn her keep. Tape is what it is, but working with a sparring partner who’s been on the receiving end of the punches you’re watching, you just can’t match that. The Shahi girl is good, no doubt about it, but we’re coming in here ready for her.”

Sarah more contemplative in preflight, “With all the HISC girls, you can’t say you’re better than them beforehand. You can just say you were better than them tonight, you know what I mean?”

Natalie sporting a new outfit, white jog bra and hip-hugging boy shorts this time. What it can’t conceal is the new curves filling out Portman’s previously emaciated, but fit body. No problem making weight, but this is not the Nat we’re all used to. Still wearing the signature pink gloves, and wet hair back in a bun. Sarah in white cashmere bikini, white gloves, hair loose and tangly down her back.


R1: NATALIE ROCKS SARAH BACK ON HER HEELS! Shahi came out springy, up on her toes, ready to maneuver, looking to see how Natalie committed. Nobody looking to see Portman come straight up the middle, disdaining the jab to hook the body, then land the uppercut to the chin. Sarah reeling around the ring, absorbing hellacious punishment in the longest two minutes of her life. Shahi finally able to reestablish her front and and force Portman out onto the perimeter, but Natalie easily posts a 10-8 without a knockdown. Hard to blame Sarah for the shock, NOBODY expects to see Portman just wade in like that.

R2: Both fighters coming out flat-footed this time, crisp exchanges of rapid-fire left and rights to the body marking the first minute. Natalie lets Sarah fall into the pattern, then quickly comes upstairs, AND SARAH’S ROCKED! Clipping right hand sends Shahi stutter-stepping backwards into the ropes, AND PORTMAN’S RIGHT ON TOP OF HER! HARD punches across Sarah’s head, nothing back from Shahi, AND THE REF STEPS IN! TKO2 Natalie Portman as she hands Sarah the nastiest loss of her career in “where did that come from fashion!”

AFTER: THERE’S that dazzling Portman smile! Still breathing heavily, Nat pants out, “We knew she was going to come out hard and fast. The best idea we could come up with was to fight fire with fire.” Natalie hasn’t dropped somebody this early since she stopped Lohan mid-free-fall back in ‘08. The book on Natalie has always been “bring your dancing shoes.“ Looks like the flyweight division is going to have to add a few chapters. Just what was needed, a Natalie Portman with yet another addition to her toolbox.

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