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8 February 2013 Emily Blunt vs Eva Mendes

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Posted by simguy on February 8, 2013, 6:36 pm

BEFORE: "Am I in the 'deep end', as you say?" Emily grins, mocking assertions that she's debuting too tough against hard hitting Eva M. "Apart from her punching power which is definitely elite, I rather thought myself to be superior in all categories. I'm younger, better conditioned - I daresay I'm hotter...perhaps it is EVA who has slipped into the deep end of the pool?"

Mendes ill-amused: she wants more respect out of her fellow movie star. "Somebody gave Emily the wrong script for this fight," Mendes quips. "She thinks this is a 'plucky ingenue survives against all odds' fight, but it's not. It's an 'Eva Mendes welcomes Emily Blunt to the FCBA with a horrifying knockout' fight! There's no hollywood ending here for Emily; ain't no stunt-woman coming in to take her lumps. She's going to be in with Eva Mendes in her debut; she's gonna catch a beating, and she's gonna go to sleep. Cut: print!"

Emily in pale pink/mauve bikini over lightly tanned skin; straight blonde hair smoothed behind ears; small black gloves. Eva in leopard print push up bra; tuggable, snug-fitting black boy-leg shorts; small black gloves; hair in wild tangly-curls.

During R1: Emily: right near mouth; left across her gut; wide, springy stance; good dipping head movement. Eva stalking - right at her chest/left at her hip - looking to step-to and get off. Emily parrying Eva's left jab with an open-palm right; Mendes stepping in off her poke with wide, strapping rights to flank - cleaning up bitter-whipping left hooks to blonde right hip as Emily's scampering away. Blunt alert - not spooked, but definitely cautious...she's showing agile legs/nimble feet, taking most of Eva's swinging power shots on hips or shoulders. Down the stretch, Emily walks Eva into tidy right/left/right combinations - Mendes covering up in high crossed-arm to block while Emily scoots away...British lass avoids shut out while Latina proves the effective aggressor in the first.

R2: Blunt potshotting early - dropping that short right hand lead onto Eva's chin; stepping-right while batting left hooks across Mendes' startled face. Eva pursuing, stalking her blonde around the ring...midway through, Mendes steps in to trade blunt right hands to chin, blowing Blunt back into ropes. Eva steps in on lead (left) plant leg; rings a batting hook of taut blonde waistline; bounces a vicious right off left-side ribs...Blunt stricken, taking thumping punishment from Eva! Emily dipping/rolling in the pocket - evading the head shots but OH, the body work...Eva really lashing in a supple-armed left hook - carving at Blunt's hard tummy or packing it in behind Blunt's right elbow. Final minute, Eva reducing Emily's pocket at ropes: LEFT HOOK SCORES FOR BLUNT! Em tidying up, turning her body into a short, swatting stroke to chin...Eva staring, suddenly wobbly-butt...she's helpless to prevent a robust hup-hup-hup pumping of her jugs as Emily lifts brisk, criss-crossing uppercuts into rack. Eva sputters forward as Emily sidesteps off ropes: Blunt reverses field, Mendes forms ragged earmuff against cables as blonde girl takes her turn on top! EMILY'S RIPPING AWAY AT EVA! Mendes stooping forward, gritting her teeth: Emily baring her fangs, pelting her mitts ratatat off ribs/tummy/tits - blonde girl flashing terrific compact handspeed, bouncing small mitts off Eva's toned chassis. Mendes groaning, legs trembling in the last seconds...she reaches to clinch, taking a series of short, straight, pinpoint lefts and rights off her drowsy face that sets her back against ropes, lolling in stupor! Emily polishing Eva off at bell, landing feverish late hooks and chopping rights just before ref can pull her away from behind!

R3: Mendes ranging in with a heavy up-jab from her hip; leaning into short, banging right hands to force Emily ropeside; stepping close to rip blonde-girl hooks to waist. Blunt groaning, tying up...trim legs trembling under the weight of Eva's shot. Ref issuing breaks, Emily hopping to her right...Eva grimly walking her girl down, locating her via the jab, then lashing those flanks big strapping right/lefts. Emily grimacing, doing more and more holding as round progresses...Eva posts her best round, really getting on top of Emily and punishing her before blonde clinches.

R4: Emily showing gritty resolve - ass-kicked last round, she firms up and comes out up-tempo in the fourth. Blonde spitting a zesty up-jab off her hip - keeping Eva's hands high/weight back on right leg. Emily curling a tight right hand to Eva's ribs, then hooking her around brunette guard...Emily's rapid-fire delivery freezing Eva behind her mitts, allowing Blunt to punch-and-pivot. Emily crisply turning either Mendes flank, keeping mitts on Latina meat: chopping right hands threaten the raised guard while cuffing left hooks cut across the Mendes belly. Blonde girl showing her quality - turning and touching her brunette midring...Mendes wobbly-butt throughout the final minute from accumulation of Blunt's consistent punching. Bell: Blunt chops away straight right/left/right to rack as Eva's relaxing her guard...fight delayed as Mendes howls in protest; ref escorts Emily to her corner and gives her a stern talking-to.

R5: Bitter two way fighting sees girls bat and club each other around the ring. Emily flashing impressive hand-speed in combination - routinely chopping home that pesky lead right, then tidying up from there - small-mitt hooks really digging into Latina tummy or ribs. Mendes leaning into vicious rights ticketed for chin - these miss as Emily covers up, but blonde girl's body goes on sale as a result, leading to strapping whacks flanks-and-waist - Eva getting her back into blows. Girls taking turns belting away - Eva getting the better in exchange, generally walking Emily down after Blunt vacates her positions.

R6: Emily issuing pesky check-jabs to Eva's hairline while retreating on a line...Mendes bulling forward, intent on brawling and RIGHT HAND, EMILY BLUNT! Em walks Eva in, pre-empts her by leaning into a short, CRASHING jolt to chin...MENDES GOES DOWN! Eva crashing to her back all slack and relaxed - she's fast asleep and that's KO6 Emily Blunt!

AFter: Blunt not a huge puncher, but Eva's forward momentum carries her into a pinpoint chin-check for the ages...Emily's debut goes off like fireworks as Eva's a long time on her back. "The first of many, I hope!" Emily gushes in postfight. "SUCH a thrill to stop Eva, you have no idea. She was strong in pursuit - hurting me to the body - but I never felt overmatched or discouraged. I was getting my touches, tapping her reserves...I felt confident we were scrapping to a decision in my favour when BOOM! She's lying in ruins and I'm still standing! Hoping to claim Elizabeth Olsen next, but after that, I've a whole list of targets mentioned on my website that fans are voting on, so I hope to line those girls up as well!"