Celebrity Boxing After Dark

Posted by Jeri's Knockouts (sim results) on March 1, 2013, 12:47 am

BEFORE: “Please, let us not continue to describe this as a battle between equals,” Bar exhorts beforehand, “It is common knowledge that my opponent is a mere shadow of the fighter that she was as recently as a year ago. There can be no fate for her other than to be taken apart and beaten at my hands." Kelly showing remarkable calmness as she takes the podium – Bar is still there, having only taken a few steps to the side – Brook flashes her a somewhat insincere smile just seconds before lashing out with a world-class bytchslap! Proceedings come to a grinding halt as the two are soon on the floor locked in a vicious catfight – while the two are separated before any real harm is done, all hope of further civilized discourse is tossed out the window. “I’m no one’s stepping stone,” Kelly states angrily in the aftermath, “Not for anyone and certainly not for a trumped-up harlot like Bar. Mark my words: I’m going to make her pay.” Those are words, if there ever were any. Lime green string bikini, black gloves for Kelly. Black string bikini, red gloves for Bar.

During R1: REFAELI GOES DOWN! Bar gambling early, finding her range with a left jab then throwing a cross to the chin – her right is just starting to leave its holster when Kelly beats her to the punch with a SMASHING lead right to the jaw! Bar’s fist sails by harmlessly as she corkscrews to the mat – she’s stretched out on her back with arms above her head and knocked absolutely senseless by the blow! Brook shouting at her to get back up for more as the ref bodies her back – it buys Refaeli precious extra seconds to roll over and beat the count just in the nick of time. Delay in going to the neutral corner probably saves Refaeli from the ignominy of suffering the fastest knockout in FCBA history, but Kelly doesn’t seem to care that she missed an opportunity to end the fight as she marches in aggressively for the kill. Bar quickly finds herself butt in ropes showing earmuff as the beautiful Brit lays siege to her midriff with heavy-handed lefts and rights, but she’s refusing to be bullied – Refaeli showing remarkable defense and scrappiness for someone in her condition as she rolls and blocks most of Kelly’s punches and fits in neat little counterpunches to the brunette’s stomach, waistline, and jug. Bar slowly but steadily taking back ground down the stretch – she trades right hands with Kelly and REFAELI’S HURT! Blonde stumbles forward looking to clinch as her legs suddenly buckle… she’s met by a stiff uppercut to the chin that splits her gloves, snaps her head back violently and sends her crashing back into the ropes! KELLY’S ALL IN! Big bashing lefts and rights snap Bar’s head back and forth as Brook has her way… REFAELI’S OUT ON HER FEET! Bar glassy-eyed with her gloves at her waist as she’s buffeted by one blow after another, but she’s still standing when the bell rings: it’s a miracle as she survives a disastrous first round.

Between rounds: Sharp juxtaposition of opposing fighters in their respective corners. Bar’s on her stool in hers as her handlers work feverishly to revive her even as she fades out and back into consciousness at one point. Kelly’s standing through the break on the other side of the ring, almost giddy at the prospect of getting to batter the blonde again in the next round.

R2: Refaeli not entirely recovered but showing good damage control as she manages Brook for three straight minutes. Bar not taking any chances as she lopes about the ring’s perimeter, staying well out of harm’s way as she tries to find her legs. The blonde opens up a bit as the round progresses, tapping out mostly light jabs with the odd right hand to torso… she’s staying conservative and relying on volume over power to win her points and won’t hesitate to tie up the brunette in clinches if she thinks things are starting to get too heated. Kelly showing a bit of impatience that seems to get the better of her as she stalks Bar – she’s never able to cut off the ring and is getting frequently bogged down whenever she does get into close quarters. She’s left frustrated at round’s end and unable to close out on what she thought was already a done deal.

R3: Bar beginning to reassert herself on offense, dictating the pace with her left jab as she comes in to score points, touching Kelly up with pleasing hooks and crosses to face and jug then backing out or turning before the brunette can engage decisively. Minute mark – Bar jabs her way in and caps it off with a left hook to Kelly’s brow; brunette takes the blow but comes in low with a thumping right hook of her own to the blonde’s midsection. The punch freezes Bar up for a moment as she stutter-steps backwards – Kelly lunges in with a right cross to the chin and REFAELI GOES DOWN! Bar turned a quarter by the blow as she stumbles back and as her legs give way beneath her – she’s dropped to the canvas on her right side, gloves at her waist and badly hurt. Refaeli bravely pushing herself up onto her hip, struggling to regain her senses as she groggily rises at 8, and ON COMES BROOK! A hard uppercut to the chin loosens Bar up… She falls in and grabs Kelly’s shoulders for support, but in doing so fails to tie up the brunette’s arms – Brook is free to pound Refaeli’s chassis with hard lefts and rights and clip the chin with compact uppercuts as she forces the blonde back to the ropes. Stacking her up, Kelly pounds her jaw with a left hook, producing a dramatic head-swivel; a mirrored punch with the right hand snaps it back in the other direction. Bar’s half-asleep and slumped against the strands as the blows continue to land, Kelly’s taking all of the blonde’s jugs and chin that her heart desires… AND THE REF STEPS IN! Dramatic TKO3 Kelly Brook!

After: Very good showing for Kelly tonight – her determination to stop Bar from the outset speaks volumes about how motivated she was to overcome the setbacks she’s suffered over the last year. It’s not a bad outing for Refaeli either, as she showed herself durable enough to withstand two knockdowns from the heavy-handed Brook, but ultimately she simply wasn’t able to recover sufficiently to avoid the stoppage.

Bar’s shabby in her corner when Kelly arrives to claim the victress’ spoils… Taking firm grip of the blonde’s hair, Brook pulls her off of her stool and yanks her forward, spilling her onto all fours. Leading her out to midring by her hair hold, Kelly suddenly yanks backwards and upwards, tugging Bar up to all fours as she stands behind the blonde. Cupping both hands underneath Refaeli’s chin and pulling back gently so that the blonde is looking straight up at the ring lights, Brook then bends forward and drapes her hulking rack atop her beaten opponent’s face, pressing the ample flesh down into Bar’s breathing passages with a tight grip.

It’s probably not the most efficient jug smother conceivable, but it’s certainly one of the more visually impressive ones – Bar’s struggling frantically to find a reprieve, windmilling her arms as she if she’s grasping for something – ANYTHING – that might free her from Kelly’s clutches. It’s to no avail though as Kelly cackles and continues to squeeze, relishing every second of imposing herself on her vanquished foe.

Slowly but surely, Refaeli’s thrashings start to subside as she succumbs to oxygen deprivation. Her arms start to become more sluggish before finally falling to dangle limply at her sides. Kelly can feel Bar relaxing and releases, allowing the blonde to jackknife forward – Refaeli hits the canvas for the third time tonight with her lips pressed into the canvas and sexy tush upturned in the air. Kelly smiles proudly as she plants her foot emphatically on Bar’s posterior, soaking in the adulation of the crowd – winning never felt as good as it does tonight!