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1 March 2013 Brooklyn Decker vs Amber Valletta

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"Fab 4 at the Asylum" PPV

(Site: The Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on March 1, 2013, 6:22 pm

BEFORE:

"Decker is just the latest wannabe," says Amber with a shake of her head. "She's not anything special in a bikini OR in the ring. And her little romp through the supermodels ends tonight."

"Amber's just another rung on my climb to the top," says Brooke with a lovely smile. "And, tonight, I'm going to stand on that rung with BOTH feet before I climb over it."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's Molly Hatchet and 'Flirtin' With Disaster', and here comes the gorgeous Amber Valletta..."

McCarthy: "THAT's an OLDIE..."

Tess: "That's seven years younger than YOU..."

McCarthy: "Shut it, Walmart!"

O'Dell: "Drink up, boys! And drink in the lovely Amber as she climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe to reveal a beautiful green number that has the audience's attention..."

Tess: "And, speaking of getting attention, down go the lights and here comes the laser show..."

McCarthy: "RIDICULOUS!"

O'Dell: "And that's 'Also Sprach Zarathustra' and here comes 'The 21st Century Goddess', Brooklyn Decker!"

McCarthy: "Since I'm managing Weirdo's stable now..."

Tess: "You are NOT..."

McCarthy: "ADMIT it, Walmart! He stole the idea of moving Perry to welter from me! I know he DVRs all my commentary, plays it back and takes notes so he can get advice from a REAL trainer..."

Tess: "What color is the sky in your world, Mac?"

McCarthy: "You're going to be LOOKING at the sky in about three seconds! Now, as I was saying, since Weirdo OBVIOUSLY needs my advice, here's some more free of charge. Take this bimbo whose only talent is in her bra cups and bump her to welter permanently. Put her behind Sobieski, who has class and talent, and get her out of the way of your one good lightweight, Torv!"

O'Dell: "And, if Mac's finished with her advice column, let me point out that Decker is climbing into the ring to be helped off with the robes by Jewel and Pink. And there's that yellow number the boys like...a lot..."

McCarthy: "Over. Rated."

Tess: "Get those eyes checked, Mac. At your age the vision starts to go..."

McCarthy: "Your vision is going to go completely if you don't SHUT IT, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "And, while the audience drinks up, it's time for some picks. Tess favors Decker here, what about you, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Decker has to be the favorite, because Valletta hasn't been in an FCBA ring in so long, but she's not a big favorite. I wouldn't be surprised if Amber beat her!"

O'Dell: "Let's find out! There's the bell and Decker right after Amber, using that big left hand, the 'Front Street Jab'..."

McCarthy: "Et tu, Jenny?"

O'Dell: "Banging that left home and dropping in heavy right hands. Backing up Valletta, forcing her to cover up."

Tess: "Wiz says Decker might be his biggest hitter, and she's certainly getting Amber's attention. Getting big on Valetta right off the bat."

O'Dell: "Amber trying to counter, but she's mostly being suppressed by heavy shot. Decker finding the range with both hands. Backing Amber into the ropes and let's 'em go! Decker hammering away with both hands as Valletta covers up. Brooklyn mugging and slugging, going body now and then right back upstairs, landing two good shots in that flurry!"

Tess: "Valletta really soaking it up right now, Jenny!"

O'Dell: "And Brooklyn more than happy to keep dishing it out, slamming punches off the gloves, splitting them with a sharp left jab, then banging a right hook to the side of the head at the bell! Valletta left woozy and staring after a BIG first round for Brooklyn Decker!"

Tess: "No question about who has the 10-9 lead after one."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Two ladies getting last second instructions as we wait for the second. What would you be telling them, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Valletta needs to move and get busy. Can't stand in front of Decker. If I were in Decker's corner, I'd tell her to go finish right now."

O'Dell: "And there's the bell and Decker right back after Amber. That big left landing again, Decker hooking off of it with the right. Valletta in retreat."

McCarthy: "Amber getting squared up. Decker's controlling her with the left jab. Range finding with it and setting her up for rights."

O'Dell: "SOLID right hand from Decker! Sweat sent flying! Valletta covering up again. Decker going body now, lathering the lats. Amber now firing back...RIGHT HAND DECKER AND DOWN GOES VALLETTA!"

McCarthy: "Forget it! Don't bother to count."

O'Dell: "Amber splashed to her back with an overhand right! Decker to a neutral corner. Referee's count at five. Six. Valletta on her back, arms spread, not moving. Nine. TEN! IT'S OVER! And your winner by KO2 is 'The 21st Century Goddess', Brooklyn Decker!"

McCarthy: "Check the replay on that right hand. Valletta throws the left and Decker goes right over top. BAM! Look at the head swivel! Amber's out right now. The rest is just ragdoll stuff."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Brooklyn Decker, and, Brooke, you were lasered in tonight!"

Brooklyn: "Amber's just the latest little bauble for my collection. Krupa. Kurylenko. Refaeli. Everhart. Klum. Bundchen. Deeley. MacPherson. Kruger. Collect them all. And that's EXACTLY what I'm going to do. Because I'm the best model there IS, the best there WAS, and the best there's ever going to BE!"

Tess: "Who's next?"

Brooklyn: "Oh, I don't want to spoil the surprise. Why just make ONE girl sweat when I can have a DOZEN models worrying if their number is about to come up?"