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1 March 2013 Penelope Cruz vs Grace Park

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Penelope Cruz 07.jpgGrace Park 03.jpg

 

 

"Fab 4 at the Asylum" PPV

 

(Site: The Ayslum Arena.,Philadelphia, Pennysylvania)

 

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on March 1, 2013, 6:28 pm

 

BEFORE:

"This is a big fight for me," says Penelope with a smile and a sexy Spanish accent. "I'm finally out from under Miller and have good management that will get me fights, and I want to show them they didn't make a mistake trading for me, and what better way to do that than to defeat Grace Park, who's going to fight for the bantanweight title? Also want to make Park pay for consorting with that bytch Sienna. Two birds. One fight!"

"She's slick," says Grace with a nod of the head. "She can box and win rounds from you. And I know what she's thinking. That my mind's going to be on that title fight and not on her. Well, she's wrong. The only thing on my mind is Penelope Cruz. And she's about to find out that there aren't going to BE many rounds to win tonight. Not many at all."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside with a card moving along at a crisp pace..."

Tess: "If this doesn't stop, they're going to have to show 'Gigli III'..."

McCarthy: "I'm IN that one!"

Tess: "Um...not according to the cast list we've got. Let's see. Anna Maria Alberghetti, Peter Lupus, Grandmaster Flash, Leslie Uggams, Ken Weatherwax, Billy Ocean, and Pia Zadora..."

McCarthy: "I KNOW I was IN that! I shot scenes with Grandmaster Flash and Pia!"

Tess: "Are you sure there was FILM in the camera?"

McCarthy: "WALmarrrttttt!"

O'Dell: "Here's hoping any scenes with you, Pia Zadora, and Grandmaster Flash didn't end up on the cutting room floor...the world deserves to SEE those..."

McCarthy: "THANK you, Jenny. They were BRILLIANT. Especially the one where we stage the dance contest to save the community center..."

Tess: "Original..."

McCarthy: "I thought so, too!"

O'Dell(sighing): "And, that's 'Everything In Its Right Place' by Radiohead and here comes a huge fan of said band and song, the lovely Penelope Cruz!"

McCarthy: "Now HERE'S a girl who has a body that's close to Playmate level!"

Tess: "No question, Penelope is gorgeous, and the crowd thinks so, too, as the Mirage corner helps her off with the robe to reveal a yellow number that shows off those curves!"

O'Dell: "And the crowd has hardly finished popping for Penelope when it begins to do so again as the 'Hawaii Five-O' theme pounds through the arena and 'The Korean Krusher' Grace Park, heads down the aisle..."

McCarthy: "The only magazine SHE could get a centerfold in is 'Pipe Cleaner Monthly'!"

Tess: "Be that as it may, Ms. Park is going to fight for the bantamweight title at the next pay-per-view..."

McCarthy: "Which just goes to show the SORRY state that division is in now that Mac The Knife has retired! I'm expecting a call from the commissioner ANY day now BEGGING me to return and fight Carmella in the Ultimate Playmate Showdown..."

Tess: "Much like the callbacks you hope to get from Hollywood, I wouldn't waste my time sitting by the phone..."

McCarthy: "You're going to be LYING ON A STRETCHER IN ABOUT THREE SECONDS..."

O'Dell(sighing): "Park accompanied to the ring by Sienna Miller, who swaps glares with Cruz as Grace is helped off with the robe by Jewel and Pink to reveal the medium blue bikini she's been wearing to the ring of late. Miller, of course, represents Empire Boxing and has been working with Grace to help her get ready for Penelope. Ladies about ready, so it's time for predictions. Tess favors Grace. How about you, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Park is the typical overrated Dancing Hooker, and I think Cruz will out box her, out fox her, and out point her!"

O'Dell: "We're about to find out. There's the bell and Park right to work with that long reach. Grace using the left hand to keep Cruz at bay, then dropping in solid, accurate right hands."

McCarthy: "Penelope not used to dealing with this much height and reach. Might take her some time to adjust."

O'Dell: "Park pressuring, controlling Cruz with that left hand. Putting punches together well. Penelope thrown over to the defensive, getting suppressed by Grace and her usual heavy work rate."

McCarthy: "Pene needs to get busier."

O'Dell: "And, on cue, Cruz beginning to land some nice counters. Grace still boxing lead, continuing to pressure, but Cruz timing the taller girl a bit now, landing some right hands in response. SHARP exchange right there, and there's the bell. Grace's round, ladies?"

McCarthy: "Cruz avoided the shutout with those late counters, but Park won it."

Tess: "And gets the 10-9 lead."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round underway and Grace right back after Cruz, swarming the shorter woman, throwing her onto the defensive immediately."

McCarthy: "Cruz still having trouble dealing with that reach, Jenny. She's being forced backward and kept out of range."

Tess: "And Park so busy that Penelope can't get off."

O'Dell: "Grace turning up the heat...AND ROCKED BY A RIGHT HAND COUNTER!"

McCarthy: "Cruz got everything into that and Park is HURT!"

O'Dell: "And Penelope is going to work! Cruz banging away with both hands as Park covers up and retreats. Cruz trying to corner Park, but Grace has enough legs to circle. Cruz cuts her off, gets her against the ropes and goes to work."

McCarthy: "Cruz getting everything into these punches! Twisting the shoulders and hips. Looking for the off switch!"

O'Dell: "And giving Park a tanning while she's searching for it. Final seconds of this one running down, however, and Grace is going to survive it. But a great round for Penelope Cruz!"

Tess: "Who has tied this one up at 19."

McCarthy: "Check the replay on that right hand from Cruz. Grace pressuring, Penelope backing up, and then watch. Slide step right, jab step forward and times Park's left. BANG! Right over top of it with a right hand! Best punch of the fight so far."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "We begin the third and Park's got the legs back and she's back to the attack. Cruz holding ground long enough to counter, then retreating and setting up for another battle. Grace very busy, putting punches together...LANDS A LEFT RIGHT AND DOWN GOES CRUZ!"

Tess: "Right hand did the damage, Jenny!"

O'Dell: "And it blew Cruz right to her back. Park to a neutral corner. Referee counting over Penelope. Three. Four. Five. Cruz not moving. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN. IT'S OVER! And your winner by KO3 is 'The Korean Krusher', Grace Park!"

McCarthy: "Check the replay, Jenny, and you'll see why they're bringing Cruz around in stages. Grace bangs out a hard left that snaps Penelope's head back, and the instant it starts to come forward again...BANG! Right hook to the chin swivels the head and this fight is over."

Tess: "And look at the smile on Sienna Miller's face in the Front Street corner! Speaking of rivalries that are far from over, my guess is, there are a few more chapters of Miller/Cruz to be written."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I've got our winner, Grace Park, and, Grace, she had you in some trouble in the second, but you came back strong in the third..."

Grace(smiling): "Sienna told me Cruz couldn't punch. I'm starting to wonder who's side she's on! Seriously, though, Penelope's a good fighter, and I knew that coming in. Like I said pre-fight, I wasn't trying to spend all night boxing with her. I came in here planning to take her out of there as quickly as possible and I got that done. Now, it's time to get ready for Carmella."

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