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4 March 2013 Sienna Miller vs Reese Witherspoon

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Celebrity Boxing After Dark

 

(Results: Simguy;   Story: Franchise)

 

Posted by franchise on March 4, 2013, 4:10 pm



Tensions high prior to this rare A list flyweight tilt, Miller looking to regain momentum after a successful 2012 campaign, and distance herself from Julianne Hough while Witherspoon seeks to establish herself as the dominant flyweight at Mirage and counter the momentum of the resurgent Megan Fox. Flyweights from both organizations present adding to the tension. Miller in red bikini, white gloves and boots, blonde hair loose. Witherspoon in her trademark blue bikini, white gloves and boots, hair tied back in a Valkyrie-esque braid. Intense staredown as the ref reads instructions, both beautis exchanging icy glares as they touch gloves.

R1: Sienna using her height advantage early, peppering Witherspoon with flurries of jabs and high hooks before retreating. Reese making adjustments fitting compact hooks to Sienna's ribs and belly, trying to neutralize her legs. Sienna jabbing away with her right backing Reese into the neutral corner. Witherspoon frustrated, clinching Sienna as they exchange hooks to the body and the occasional uppercut to their racks or chins bringing the crowd to their feet. Miller outworking Witherspoon, winning winces of pain as she digs into Reese's soft core. Sienna taking the opening round as tweets pour in. "Reese showing her age and poor fitness, I'd have crushed Sienna" writes Fox. "Sienna has a weak body, I'd have broken her" writes Pene Cruz, Saldana tweets "Reese is a creampuff, she should have faced me"

R2: Once again Sienna's footwork is the difference maker. Miller continuing to jab from afar, negating Reese's power and keeping her at arms length. Sienna targeting Witherspoon's body and shoe shining her breasts. Reese frustrated at the bell, dropping her gloves and challenging Miller to try to come inside.
"Sienna can't move like me" tweets Hough, "Reese can't win a decision like this" tweets Gaga.

R3: Little brawler Reese regains her composure, ducking underneath a hook by Miller and slinging a high looping overhand left stunning her! Reese bearing her fangs, bodying Miller into her corner and bludgeoning her to the body as Sienna covers up earmuff. Witherspoon pounding away, landing a sharp hook to the navel and bringing Miller gurgling forward to clinch. Sienna doing just enough to avoid the stoppage, slings a desperation hook, Reese times the shot and answers back with a left uppercut sending Sienna's head shooting backwards, spit and sweat flying across the ring on impact. DOWN GOES MILLER! Sienna weakly reaching forward to clinch, Reese backing away as Miller falls at her feet. Witherspoon jumping for joy, retreating to the neutral corner as the crowd goes ape shit. Seven.. Eight.. Nin.. BELL! Miller saved by the bell as Stacy Keibler and Monica Bellucci rush forward to extract their fighter and desperately try to keep her from an epic upset. "Sienna's soft" tweets Hough, "Miller isn't even the fourth best British fly" tweets Knightley. Sienna spent, eyes closes, abs trembling, as her corner tries to get her back in the fight. Witherspoon glaring forward, irked about being robbed of a knockout, on her feet way before the bell, batting her gloves together eagerly.

R4: Spoon surges! Reese taking advantage of a woozy Miller, catching her with a leap in right hand, staggering her. The crowd returns to their feet, sensing a knockout! Witherspoon pounding away at Sienna's body as she cowers behind her gloves, sobbing aloud as Reese mercilessly pounds her body. WITHERSPOON'S HURT! Reese slings an overzealous right hook to the head seeking to end the fight only to be countered by a straight right by Miller, stunning her. Miller rushing forward with new found vigor, jabbing her to the ropes. Now it's Spoon covering up! Sienna tearing away at Reese's soft belly, forcing her to take a seat on the ropes as Miller wails away! Sienna stealing the round late, rebounding in a see saw fight. As Reese collapses on her stool. "Reese got greedy, she had her out on her feet" tweets Fox, "I could break both of them down to the body, they'd never trade shots with me" tweets Hough.

R5: Weary blondes trudge forward to mid ring, both mouth breathing, loose blonde locks obscuring their vision, embracing in a clinch. Both ladies on autopilot as they exchange body shots, Sienna slowly getting the better of it, working tight uppercuts into Witherspoons bikini top, Reese burying her head into Sienna's chest, trying to make it to the bell, DOWN GOES REESE!! Sienna landing two rights to the Witherspoon belly button as Reese drops to her knees in agony! Witherspoon on all fours, cringing, as she sobs into the canvas, legs not responding as she hugs her battered body with her left! KO 5 Sienna Miller!

Miller absolutely heartless in the post fight interview. "Reese got lucky in the third, and as usual she lacked the killer instinct. I knew her body was soft, it was only a matter of time before I made her quit. Hopefully Megan can give me some sort of challenge before I face Michelle." Pene Cruz screaming from ringside, swearing that Miller hit Reese bellow the belt, demanding fines and a disqualification. No love lost between the two.

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