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7 March 2013 Kim Basinger vs Sigourney Weaver

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Kim Basinger.jpgSigourney Weaver.jpg

 

 

Retro Bout (Ca. 2004)

 

Posted by Archer on March 7, 2013, 8:36 am

 

Glad to hear from you again Jac, I look forward to more "cougar" action. In the meantime here is Kim vs Sigourney:

RETRO. Ca.2004 by Jac Fac

Kim Basinger was basking in her new-found glory after having knocked out Vanna White at Parris Island, SC. The Athens, Georgia native was boasting to anyone who would listen that she considered herself, "THE BEST over 50 female boxer on the planet!."

This bragging was taking place in a Los Angeles watering hole frequented by many fighters of the female persuasion including Kelly LeBrock (still 5+ years away from the big 5-0) and Linda Kozlowski (who hadn't fought in some time). Linda was angling for a bout with Marg Helgenberger who, Linda felt, needed her lights put out.

However, on this night, we go back to 51 year old Kim who hadn't shut up in more than two hours of incessant yammering about Vanna's whipping. Then, who should come in and find herself being subjected to Kim's self-promotion but tough six-foot NYC native, Sigourney Weaver who was 55 years old and (at least in her own mind) THE BEST OVER 50 BOXER IN THE COUNTRY!

Sigourney couldn't stand listening to Kim for very long and finally spoke up and said so, "You know blondie that self praise stinks!"

"Not when it's warranted," shot back Kim.

But Big Sigourney continued, "Well, I think I'm numero uno in the ring there bulldog, or bullfrog, or whatever the hell they call you folks down South!"

"Actually it's Killer Kim!" was Basinger's bristling comeback. She smiled a dangerous snarky grin as she surveyed the 4" taller Sigourney and saw the older woman as fair game. "Let me prove it to you there hot-shot," said Kim, "I'll beat your saggy ol' ass inside of four rounds!"

"You're on!" announced Sigourney. "We'll do it at the forum next month?"

"You got it!" replied Kim with a cocky grin.

They shook on the deal and Kim bought Sigourney a drink. For two future combatants, these gals were going to spend more time sizing one another up.

Kim was first in the ring on fight night after losing a coin flip after both women insisted on being introduced last as they saw themselves as 'The Champion'. Kim looks great in white bikini panties with her solid, muscular legs. Sigourney plays a little waiting game and displays incredible long legs as she strips off her robe. She has on a black thong and stiletto heels. Although Sigourney's black outfit leaves Kim's white one in the dust, Kim's bare breasts are far firmer and shaplier than the big brunette's smaller, softer ones.

Kim's trainer is Sue Anne Langdon and Sigourney's is one-time Disco Queen Donna Summer who is a year older than Sigourney and has been working as her sparring partner in her training. The referee is blonde legend Elke Sommer.

Round One: Sigourney is first off the mark with solid jabs to Kim's face. It becomes clear her game plan is to use the whole ring, taking advantage of her longer legs and arms. But Sigourney is hit hard by Kim's body attack as the blonde hammers the taller brunette's midsection. There's a definite dislike between these two! Weaver again nails Kim hard to the face with that long, hard left. Sigourney's arms are rock hard and Kim's face is red and swelling by late in the round. Weaver jackhammers the 'Bulldog' with a knee buckling right to the jaw that sends Kim stumbling backward glassy eyed at the bell. Sigourney has clearly won the round.

Round Two: "You're easy meat there, Georgia wimp" laughs Sigourney as she connects with a hard left to Kim's body and belts her once again in the jaw to open the second. Kim is on rubber legs staggering backward, but Sigourney is going to give her something to remember her by. Sigourney blazes more hard hooks to Kim's face once again. "Gonna shut those blue eyes for you there, Peach State girl," laughs Sigourney as Kim's right eye is swelling badly from the punishment. Still, Kim fires a good left/right to Sigourney's jaw that moves the taller gal back but Sigourney is only stunned, not hurt and she wins the second round as well.

Round Three: Langdon is fearful for Kim; she doesn't see the same fire Kim showed in her fight with Vanna... but then, Sigourney Weaver ISN'T Vanna White! Sigourney throws a long right and nails Kim right on the button and Basinger GOES DOWN!! Kim rises to one knee, her head bowed, arms crossed over her knee with Sigourney standing directly over her. As Kim blinks, Sigourney reaches out to steady Kim with a hand on her head. "Lights out honey chile," purrs Sigourney as she smashes Kim in the jaw with a vicious right uppercut. Basinger sits down HARD on her ass, her bare breasts bouncing, then tumbles onto her back with her knees in the air. Kim slowly rolls over and tries to push herself up, then collapses tits-flat, face down as the crowd roars their approval!

Weaver quickly disposes of her gloves, then straddles Kim's lean, limp legs as she pulls down Kim's panties and wraps them around her ankles; using them to drag the beaten 'Georgia Bulldog' around the ring several times on her tits, legs in the air and her limp arms streaming behind her! Sigourney has won the battle and part of her reward is to be feted at a victory party later that evening at which Kim's bound and gagged naked body forms the center-piece of Sigourney's table!.

After the fight Kim was slowly brought around by Sue Anne who cradlesd her in her arms as she held ice packs to her red, raw breasts. "That big gal has way too much for you, Kim!" warns Sue Anne. "Pack it in." Although Kim's southern pride is badly wounded, it's still (more or less) intact - for now although she vows revenge after being humiliated by Sigourney and her friends at their party.

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