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14 March 2013 Charlotte Church vs Miley Cyrus

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BBU Fight Night in Cardiff

(Lioness Club vs Beever's Babes--U.S.)

Posted by Knowlesey on March 14, 2013, 2:46 pm.

Be clear – these girls both want this fight, but for one of them, defeat will be unbearable!

Miley’s record is far better than Charlotte, but she is again gambling by fighting at bantamweight, rather than flyweight – and Charlotte can punch, even if her boxing skills are limited

Charlotte’s in the ring first, in her red bikini, and looking rather hot tonight for her Welsh fans, but here comes Miley, wearing a black leather bustier and panties, and the newly blonde haired girl is hotter – much hotter!

Round 1

The girls are giving each other a bit of lip at first, but Miley lands the first punch, following it with the second and third, and Charlotte backs off before stinging the younger girl with a left hook to the mouth. Miley doesn’t like that, and flashes a good left of her own into Charlotte’s face, joining it with a right, but takes two solid ones to her body as Charlotte shoes her she’s not hurt or fazed. Again the girls stand back, and again Miley takes the initiative, landing a neat combination before dropping back again, blocks Charlotte’s inevitable swinging hook, then lands another combination, finding Charlotte’s face an easy and open target at this early stage, and this has to be a worry for her corner, because Miley has the ability to knock a girl out, and Charlotte has a slightly suspect jaw, the Welsh girl knowing she’s had to be second best in the opening round.

Round 2

Charlotte needs to get more involved in this fight, and she’s taking it to Miley now, getting in close and brawling with the blonde, cuffing her ribs in close, and she starts to push Miley, looking to establish that the American’s perhaps just a flyweight. Miley’s not having it, though, and she whips a good combination into Charlotte’s face once the referee has broken them, Charlotte scowling at her, coming in to punish Miley, but finding a short, stabbing uppercut which stops her in her tracks, Again Charlotte attempts tp brawl, but Miley wants to trade punches, which Charlotte welcomes, stands toe to toe, and lands a good left hook, sending Miley backwards, then she’s after the kid’s body, and thuds some heavy blows into her ribs before the bell ends the round which must have gone to Church – she hurt Cyrus in that late flurry.

Round 3

Charlotte’s making a good start to this round, and she’s clubbing away at Miley, connecting with around one out of every three shots, and that’s a lot of effort she’s used there, and now Miley fights back, and she’s much quicker, and more accurate! She’s landing some smart punches around Charlotte’s cheeks, and the Welsh girl’s face is beginning to redden, through effort spent and punishment received, as Miley seems to connect with every punch she throws, and now Charlotte’s clinching, hugging Miley in to stop the kid hitting her, leaning on her, doing all she can to tire her out. The referee pulls Charlotte away, and Miley whips an uppercut into her chin as soon as they restart, and the Welsh girl drops back, blood leaking from her lower lip, covers up, but gets a few good ones from the young American before the bell.

Round 4

Miley’s much more active than Charlotte in the opening seconds, and the older girl’s barely moving her feet as the kid skips around her and clips her face with jab after jab, the punches doing a number on Charlotte’s face, which is starting to bruise, and she clinches and holds again once she gets the chance. Again the referee pulls the girls apart, with Charlotte landing a cheap shot on the break, smacking Miley in the mouth before the girl’s guard is in place. This seems to annoy Miley (!) and she immediately sticks a good combination of three punches on Charlotte’s face, and the older girl’s backed up to the ropes after that, and she’s taking punishment – her legs are beginning to tremble – she’s down! Miley’s dropped Charlotte with a right hook, and the girl rises very slowly at 8, still unsteady, but there’s no time left in this round, luckily for Ms Church!

Round 5

Has the sit down done Charlotte any good? It seems not, as she gets her face leathered again by Miley’s swift glovework, and that glovework has cut her left cheek. Charlotte’s doing her best to guard that damage, but she’s leaving the right side of her face open, and Miley nails her with such ease with her left cross, flooring Charlotte for a second time. Charlotte struggles to her knees, then just topples over, face down, and she’s counted out!

Result: Miley Cyrus knocked Charlotte Church out in round 5.

Miley’s beaten another bantamweight, but she’s very much a flyweight these days, having lost the excess poundage she was carrying before, and she really must be a genuine contender for the BBU flyweight title, if she wants to be.

Charlotte’s on her stool, and her seconds are preparing her for what she knows is coming – and here comes Miley, standing in front of her, and she turns around, telling the Welsh girl, “You know what to do!” Charlotte closes her eyes, leans forwards, and kisses the youngster’s ass, giving each cheek plenty of attention, then Miley snaps, “Show me you love me – give me a lovebite!” Licking her cracked and dried lips, Charlotte parts them, and applies them on Miley’s left asscheek, tight up against her crack, and sucks, so that when she pulls away, she’s left a vivid lovebite which will be Miley’s trophy for a few days, until it fades.