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16 March 2013 Fearne Cotton vs Roxanne Pallett

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BBU: Wembley Arena Presents Fearne Cotton Comeback Card

 

(Fight Club U.K. vs Kear's Kats)

 

Posted by Vassago on March 16, 2013, 12:11 pm

 

The Wembley Arena is buzzing with anticipation as Fearne Cotton's long-awaited comeback is just minutes away. The blonde TV presenter was on the verge of getting a title shot in the summer of last year before couple of losses to Tiffany Mulheron and Miley Cyrus set her back. Subsequently she became pregnant, gave birth to a son and now returns to action after several months on the sidelines. Many pundits think she can enjoy a great deal of success on her return and defeat all her rivals tonight, Roxanne Pallett, Sylvie van der Vaart and even the highly-touted Jenna Louise Coleman.

Her first rival is one of the prettiest girls in British TV, Roxanne Pallett of Emmerdale fame who looked to be everyone's favorite punchbag until she defeated Georgie Thompson and Bianca Gascoigne last autumn. Roxy's stock has increased since then and she still incurs wrath of every single blonde in Britian which should spell very bad news, either for Pallett herself or Cotton. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

BBU TV's Olivia Godfrey reports from the locker room that Fearne plans some post-fight activities in case of her victories and early bets indicate she's going after the wardrobe of her opponents

Fearne Cotton wearing a navy blue bikini top, white knickers and blue gloves. Blonde hair in loose curls. Roxanne Pallett wearing a black bikini set with white stripes and red gloves. Dark brown hair straight.

Round 1:
Crowd urges Fearne to dismantle her opponent quickly and the blonde girl answers her fans with a ferocious striking to the body early, forces Roxy to cover up but goes around the elbows and spikes the brunette well. Pallett tries to respond but crashes off the gloves, eats more leather on the ribcage and covers up in the middle of the ring as Fearne sends more shots over the top but can't break through the guard. Roxy leans on her and forces a clinch, flicks couple of jabs on the ribs herself, skips under a counter hook and jabs to the body herself as the ref wasn't called into action to break the clinch with both girls quickly going at it but it's Pallett landing more precise shots in the final minute. She skips under a sluggish hooking attempt and snaps Cotton's head back with a jabbing combo that gets the crowd annoyed but Fearne cannot respond before the bell anymore as Roxanne jumps away to the ropes and runs down the clock.

Round 2:
Fearne leaps after the brunette again and beats her for pace, jabs to the body and sends an uppercut that cleans out Roxy's jaw and makes her moan. She follows up with more punches on the face, smacks both cheeks before Pallett can cover up but pushes her back to the ropes anyway, continues to rain punches on the tummy, fends off clinching attempts and rocks the brunette's head as Pallett just can't live with the intensity of the blonde's attacks and sags on the ropes for good. Cotton drives forward, goes around the elbows and peppers the ribcage as a moaning Pallett looks totally out of her depth right now but stop the juggernaut with a surprising hook that nails the blonde on the eye and causes her to wobble. Roxy fires away from behind the guard, slices the mitts with unexpected ease and snaps Fearne's head back, dekes to the side and escapes from the ropes as Cotton tries to punish her from mid-range but misses her attempts, loses her footing and falls victim of Pallett's hook on the jaw that spins her back to the ropes just as the bell sounds. Roxanne breaths heavily and looks at her foe in disbelief but she really ended that round well after some trouble early on.

Round 3:
Looks like Fearne's tactics is all about attack despite such a long lay-off period and she pins the brunette on the back foot early on again; just rains punches all over the body but lacks precision now and allows Roxanne to weave around her and don't take much punishment at all. Cotton's getting annoyed with her efforts, leaps after the brunette with more chaotic swings but gets caught on the counter with Pallett slicing her mitts and tagging the nose clean. Fearne wobbles back and suddenly Roxy pours in with heavy leather on the ribs, pushes the blonde back to the ropes and peppers her tummy, flicks an uppercut on the chest, bounces off the chin with a follow up from the right and has Fearne moaning in pain on the ropes. More leather spikes the aching blonde on the ribs and she's in all sorts of bother now with Pallett just clubbing her on the chest, rocking that blue bikini top and silencing the Wembley Arena crowd in the proccess. Fearne tries to respond, eats an overhand left just before the bell and ugh... Roxy gives her a black eye with that one, a significant lump appears under the blonde's right eye and as the brunette actress struts back to her corner it's Cotton's turn to look at her foe in a complete disbelief.

Round 4:
Both girls rip into each other from the bell, vicious leather trading ensues in the middle of the ring and Fearne's mad at that wound Roxanne inflicted on her, makes her pay early as she snaps the brunette's head back and dark hair flies in every direction with Cotton on a clear mission to beat the hell out of Pallett. She spikes over the top and bruises the brunette's cheeks before Roxy can cover up but Fearne uppercuts her jugs in close range and pushes her back to the ropes where she clubs more shots on the chest and Pallett groans in pain, tries to clinch but gets whacked on the ribs. She misses a counter over the top and eats a left hand on the nose, sags back on the ropes and can't do anything about Cotton slicing her stomach into jelly beans. Fearne leans on Roxy, almost headbutts her in the proccess and pins firmly on the ropes, works the high-tempo jabbing on the tummy and Pallett's arms drop lower, quick uppercut nails her on the jaw and causes more pain as Pallett wraps her arms around Fearne's neck, but the blonde still rains punches on the stomach and leaves Roxanne aching at the bell. But Cotton's not done, she shoves the actress back to her corner and abuses her verbally as Roxy can only throw her a death stare instead but her reddened and lumped up cheeks indicate she's in some trouble now.

Round 5:
Cotton picks up where she left off in the fifth and Pallett's cautious approach gets undone by her footwork as she just can't keep the distance and Fearne slices through her mitts early, works on the bruised face which forces the aching brunette to answer back in similar fashion but she gets outworked in the mid-range, eats few single shots around the guard and Cotton gives her more head-snapping exprience further lumping her cheeks up. Roxy slows down and circles back in avoidance, throws single shots in response but gets nailed with a vicious hook on the temple and wobbles back as Cotton squares up to her and backs against the ropes again. Pallett covers up, tries to work from behind the guard but the blonde targets her midsection instead, goes around the elbows and peppers the ribcage to further increase the noise level of Pallett's painful yelps. The entire Wembley Arena cheers on the journalist as she truly makes a minced meat of Roxanne's stomach and signs off the round with another vicious gutwrencher which leaves the brunette falling down onto her knees but that was just after the bell and the disappointed crowd is deprived of a well-deserved count. Cotton is furious, shouts more abouse at the aching opponent and Roxanne doesn't looks all that comfortable again after crawling her way onto her stool.

Round 6:
Pallett's slow and visibly affected by the blonde's onslaught and makes no attempt to seek cover as Cotton shatters her guard seconds into the sixth, spikes her on the nose and leaves poor Roxy dropping her arms to protect the aching midsection moments later. Look out... Cross-hooking combo catches Roxanne on the nose from point blank-range and the crowd finally gets what they wanted... PALLETT CRASHES HARD ON HER BACKSIDE and starts to wipe some fluid coming off her nostrils. Cotton urges her to get up and Roxy beats the count at seven but her dark hair flies everywhere shortly afterwards as Fearne just rains punches on the aching brunette, snaps her head back and bursts the nostrils into a blood river with couple of big hooks just jamming Pallett's nose and she sags back on the ropes for good, tries to protect her face... Cotton switches down low, lands a heavy gutwrencher on the navel and bends the actress forward, sends a huge uppercut on the jugs... makes Pallett scowl in pain... throws another uppercut that splits the mitts and slams a right hook on the nose sending Roxanne's eyes to the orbit.... PALLETT DROPS ONTO HER KNEES AND ROLLS ONTO THE SIDE slow-motion style; remains motionless at the count and it's a juicy KO R6 Fearne Cotton on her comeback!!!!

Post-fight:
Cotton dwells on the crowd's reaction, raises both her arms in the air, walks around the ring but keeps a close look on the medical crew trying to revive poor Roxy. Indeed, after having her gloves removed Fearne notices that her fallen opponent is back on her knees and assessing the nose damage. She walks straight to Roxy, grabs her by the hair and analyzes the wounded nose herself as Pallett shows no signs of fighting back; barely holding back the tears now. "Hah! That's what you get for giving me a black eye!", Cotton yanks Roxanne's head back and forth... "But that's not what I came her for. Give me your frickin' bra, you dirty slut. Give me your bra or I will rip it off myself!" Pallett's eyes just got bigger when she heard that order but she's in no state to fight back and duly asks her crew to remove her gloves so she can untie the bra and hand it over to the blonde winner.

As this happens the crowd goes ballistic but Cotton spares the brunette more humiliation and just waves the black bikini top to the audience as the Kats' entourage cover Roxanne's exposed torso in a towel and escort her back to the locker room for further evaluation on the busted up nose. Meanwhile Fearne doesn't intend to leave the ring just yet and grabs the mic away from Olivia Godfrey who was just about to ask her a few questions: "Thanks Olive, but before you ask let me tell you that I intend to get a full set of bikini tops tonight. Getting one from Roxy was the easiest part but I know Sylvie van der Vaart will have hers removed too. And then Jenna-Louise Coleman on top of that! I'm back into my best form and all those girls tonight will end topless like it or not. Meet the new and improved version of myself. Just like that!". As the blonde hands the mic back to Olivia Godfrey there's more TV interest in the ring coming up as Sky Sports' Georgie Thompson takes on Kara Tointon in another ill-tempered and hotly anticipated bout.

Final result: Fearne Cotton def. Roxanne Pallett KO6

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