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16 March 2013 Fearne Cotton vs Sylvie Van der Vaart

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BBU: Wembley Arena Presents Fearne Cotton Comeback Card

 

(Fight Club UK vs Foxfire Atlantic Boxing)

 

Posted by Vassago on March 16, 2013, 12:13 pm.

 

Fearne Cotton's second fight on her comeback night has everyone inside the Wembley Arena wondering whether she can rip Sylvie van der Vaart's bikini top off just like she did with Roxanne Pallett's earlier. The blonde TV presenter is back from the locker room with some make-up done on the nasty shiner under the eye Roxanne gave her before getting trashed. Fearne still wears the navy blue bikini and white knickers but she loses the first battle as Sylvie absolutely stuns the crowd with a pink bikini set with black laces and black gloves. There's no douby who's into the modelling business and the Dutch girl teases the crowd by throwing her blonde hair around in loose waves, blows some kisses to the crowd too and gets a much better welcome than Roxanne Pallett before. If only her top would anticipate what's coming at her with Cotton looking absolutely disgusted by Sylvie stealling the entrance away from her.

 

More bad blood between the two blondes during the introductions as Fearne shoves her foe back and says: "You filthy cow, I will pound your top off! Get ready!". Sylvie just laughs off those remarks and blows her a kiss, turns back to her corner as the last seconds before the opening bell tick down. It will be interesting to see what the Dutch model can do against a returning Cotton, she lost her last three fights to date but those were against top-notch opposition, reigning BBU flyweight champion Emily Atack and couple of unbeaten and highly-touted girls, Mikie Hara and Jade Ewen. It looks like everyone who wants to mean something in BBU has to get around van der Vaart first and Olivia Godfrey indicates that Fearne might be up for a great surprise since Sylvie's pride and the value of her chest has been offended by the reporter's remarks.

Round 1:
Fearne sticks to her cause and rips into Sylvie's guts from the bell, peppers the stomach well and goes for the rack early but the model counters her over the top and bangs a quick hook on the nose, follows up with a series on the chest herself and tames the Cotton charge, throws more leather herself and snaps Fearne's head back as she's caught by the model's speed and precision. But she refuses to back away and sends more shots on the chest, gets stopped by the forearms and eats more punches on the counter with Sylvie jabbing to her ribcage and flicking a jug maulling uppercut moments later. She beats the English girl with an overhand left and nails her on the cheek, works around that previous Pallett wound but Fearne clinches her late in the round and manages to land some shots on the ribcage herself as both girls struggle for supremacy in the middle of the ring before the bell halts the action.

Round 2:
Sylvie tries to pounce on that opening around and squares up to Fearne but the English girl ducks under a right hook and whips a chest combo that bounces van der Vaart's rack and the crowd noise raises with Cotton following up well and giving her foe more pain as Sylvie stumbles but lands a left hook on the counter, slams it against Cotton's nose and the English blonde got caught napping with that one, eats more leather with Sylvie back on her tracks and leaning on Fearne, slamming a series on the chest herself and outworking the TV presenter in the middle of the ring. Cotton steps back, avoids couple of wild swings and Sylvie leans forward, keeps harrassing her with single hand efforts however Fearne shows some nifty footwork and circles around her, answers back by jabbing from behind the guard but the action calms down a but for remainder of the round with both girls settling into the rhythm rather than going gung-ho in destruction mode.

Round 3:
Fearne realizes Sylvie poses more threat that Roxanne Pallett and starts the third slower, keeps the mid-distance and the Dutch model is happy to go with that tactics for a while but finally leaps more aggressively and launches another body attack but it's Cotton's time to score success on the counter. She blocks the model's jabbing combo and whips a left hoon between the arms, flicks an uppercut on the jaw and snaps Sylvie's head back before pummelling through on the chest; more breasts rocking from the English girl and van der Vaart looks bothered by her assets being targeted like that. She throws more head shots but Fearne ducks underneath them and pounds away at Sylvie's tummy, pushes her back but is unable to trap her along the ropes with van der Vaart dancing around on her toes and avoiding more vicious leather until the final seconds when her feet tangle up and result in Cotton landing a double combo over the top that nails her on both cheeks and causes to yelp in pain. Fearne shakes her glove in front of Sylvie and the Dutch model isn't much impressed, examines some lumps on her face during the interval but she's still good enough looking for a cover shoot according to most of the audience!

Round 4:
Cotton goes for the rack straight off the bell, pummels through the arms and wobbles Sylvie in the middle of the ring, slices her jaw with a quick hook and follows up with a right hand on the eye that sinks the Dutch model on her knees! More shots come in succession as Fearne pound away at the ribcage, makes her rival moan in pain but lands another left hook between the arms and Sylvie's guard starts to look suspect all of the sudden. Cotton rains punches over the top, crashes off the nose and pushes the ailing Dutch blonde towards the ropes and this time Sylvie lacks agility to escape trouble. She tries to clinch but Cotton beats her for pace and lands a left hook on the jaw, sends a right jab on the navel... and another one... VAN DER VAART DROPS ONTO HER KNEES and yelps in pain as Fearne drilled her guts with that combo!!! More glove shaking from the English blonde and she's after the Dutch model following the command with Sylvie up at five but soaking up more punishment along the ropes. She covers her face, but is forced to lower the guard with Cotton clubbing her ribs senseless. Fearne really gives the Dutch model some vicious treatment, notices the lowered arms and slices her on the jaw, thumps on the chest too and the Sylvie just tries to hand on until the bell, eats couple more hooks on the cheeks and that cuts her up badly with Cotton thriving on her efforts, pounds against the ribs again and leaves van der Vaart gasping for air at the bell.

Round 5:
Crowd notices a visible shift of power with Fearne just running towards the Dutch model and van der Vaart has to launch some attack herself to salvage some chances of beating the raging TV presenter. She smacks Fearne on the mouth with a fine right hook but there;s not much stranght behind it and Cotton drills her on the counter, bangs a big right on the nose, targets the rack thereafter and Sylvie just sinks on her knees, allows Fearne to work her over and push to the ropes again. She tries to send some hooks over the top but Cotton's footwork enables her to deke around it and counter from the side; rack maulling at it's best and van der Vaart just protects her boobs now, has no answer to a double combo from Cotton that slams her on each temple and Sylvie's hurt; Cotton rocks her on her feet with more punches on the head; Dutch blonde hair flies everywhere and Cotton uppercuts her between the arms, rips them apart and bangs a series on the chest and oh, Sylvie's pink bikini top is pounded to shreds here, the Dutch model struggles to breath, sags on the ropes, leans back as Cotton barks in anger, pummels her foe's chest from point blank range and just gives her a training sack treatment which only the bell can stop but Sylvie slides down on the canvas and looks in all sorts of bother with Cotton leaning at her and promising to shatter that bikini top off in the next round. Van der Vaart doesn't look capable of stopping her from doing that and just walks back to her stool with her arms closed, wraps the arms around her chest immediately and spends the entire interval pondering the pool of pain she's been thrown into by her English opponent.

Round 6:
Sylvie is hurt and just walks from her stool, throws weak shots at her onrushing foe but misses badly and Fearne laces her with a left hook on the tummy seconds into the round, flicks an uppercut on the jaw and that lands clean, rocks the Dutch model standing and she has to roll down the curtains with her arms to stay upright... Cotton goes after the rack again, straight jabs the aching model's chest and causes more yelps, cross-hooks her over the top slams more leather on the nose and poor Sylvie can't handle the barrage anymore, spins back to the ropes and as Cotton whacks her with another gutwrencher on the navel, she just slides down on the canvas and looks to be done on the night. Fearne leaps in the air but realizes soon that van der Vaart still won't yield her bikini top to her just like that. The Dutch blonde gets up at eight, looks to be suffering badly though with more lumps and bruises appearing on her face and the ref allows her to continue. That's fine with Cotton who only needs another jabbing combo to the stomach to make Sylvie moan again and get pushed back to the ropes and the rack punishment continues with Fearne slicing between the arms at will, she bangs more punches on the boobs and boobs alone as Sylvie just whimpers along the ropes, is unable to clinch her nemesis and just leans on her, tries to drag her down but Fearne punishes that pink bikini top regardless and van der Vaart closes her eyes and seemingly accepts her fate.. Free-for-all rack pounding and even Olivia Godfrey looks bemused by what Fearne is doing with Sylvie's boobs. REF JUMPS IN and drags the raging Cotton away from her prey and Sylvie just slumps onto her knees, the abrupt nature of her coming down cause one of the laces of her bikini top to snap and the crowd errupts in joy as she slides down onto her side with Fearne Cotton literally pounding the stuffing out of her breasts in seldom seen fashion... The comeback continues; TKO R6 Fearne Cotton!!!

Post-fight:
Crowd and pundits alike VERY impressed with Fearne's performance and she came as close to pouding other woman's chest flat as hardly anyone before her! No wonder Sylvie's bikini top couldn't handle all that venom and collapsed together with the Dutch blonde... and Fearne is thrilled with that one as well, she has her gloves removed quickly and just approaches the fallen girl and grabs a hold of her bikini top from behind. Van der Vaart raises up on her knees and notices Fearne's feet in front of her... You know what's coming.... one quick pull and Sylvie's bikini top rests in Cotton's hand! Mission complete and van der Vaart collapses on her face in the middle of the ring fully aware of the nature of her humiliation!

Fearne gestures at Olivia Godfrey and claims: "That's two for two, Olive! And I'm not done yet. Everyone loves me taking those bikini tops for my private collection! And didn't I just pound Sylvie out of her senses and out of her bra? Just feels great!"

On the other hand the feeling in the Foxfire Atlantic camp is anything but great as Ashley Mulheron appears in the ring to assist her stablemate off in a shameful departure and it's another towel wrapped around Fearne Cotton rival's torso as the TV presenter stares at Mulheron and van der Vaart on their return to the locker room and waves Sylvie's top at them to indicate just who exactly proved to be the superior woman on the night. Two down, one to go for the London-based blonde!

Final result: Fearne Cotton def. Sylvie van der Vaart TKO6.

 

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