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20 March 2013 Jameela Jamil vs Catherine Tyldesley

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(Foxfire Atlantic Boxing vs Girls Friday)

Posted by Knowlesey on March 20, 2013, 2:52 pm

Why the antagonism between these two? Well, Foxfire seemed ready to offer Catherine a contract until Paris Hilton decided Jameela to be a better prospect, and hired her instead.

Here comes Catherine – a big, busty, brassy blonde, in a typically vulgar scarlet bikini, gloves and boots, and now here’s the lithe, long legged brunette, Jameela, tonight wearing a black bikini with matching boots and gloves. The girls are almost snarling at one another, and the opening bell cannot come soon enough for either of them.

Round 1

The girls go at each other straight away, but Catherine’s finding it hard to land much at this early stage, the taller, rangier Jameela just picking her off, smacking punches into the blonde’s face with monotonous regularity. Catherine has to give ground, but Jameela’s gloves are still finding her face, snapping over and around the older girl’s guard, and she’s beginning to bruise her already, a lump beginning to swell on the blonde’s left cheekbone where Jameela’s right glove keeps exploding, and she’s being dominated by the taller girl in the closing stages, having to take her punishment, unable to land even to Jameela’s body as she takes shots to her face.

Round 2

Catherine’s more mobile from the start of this round, but she’s defensive – totally out of character – as Jameela smacks out her jabs, knocking Catherine’s head back each time, and this defensive stance isn’t working for the blonde at all, she’s just giving the points to Jameela. Now Catherine comes forward instead, and she’s swinging hooks in at Jameela’s body, but she’s coming up short each time, and getting peppered to her face with the taller girl’s jabs, her face now looking sore, especially around the eyes,both cheeks looking a little puffed up, but Jameela’s not even looking to go for a bigger punch, seeming to be content to rack up points at this early stage.

Round 3

Jameela’s almost languid as she comes out of her corner, immediately smacking two straight punches into Catherine’s face, but this time the blonde’s ignoring the taller girl’s punches, and she works her way inside that guard, finally landing to her body. It’s costing her, though, with Jameela still landing to her face, but she’s undeterred, and she’s actually giving the younger girl some hefty thumps, enough to make her yelp a little, her gloves now sinking into Jameela’s taut belly, then her ribs, and Catherine’s head down, brawling, pushing and pulling Jameela around, trying to swing her into the ropes, but meeting resistance, with the taller girl landing a solid one-two in the final seconds of a round she’s lost.

Round 4

Catherine’s busy again, looking for Jameela’s body, trying to get under and inside that long lead, but Jameela’s wised up between rounds, and those long legs of hers are major assets in keeping the brawling blonde away from her. Jameela’s landing punches again, too, and Catherine’s really soaking up the punishment, staggering a little now as the jabs smack into her cheeks, first one, then the other, and now the blonde tries to hold, a dribble of blood from her nostrils reaching her mouth as she does what she can to stem the oncoming tide of punches, and the round comes to an end after Jameela gives Catherine a flurry of six or seven punches to her already battered face.

Round 5

Jameela’s now controlling this fight, working Catherine around, and she just can’t miss with those jabs, left and right again taking their toll on the blonde’s pale face, and she lands a left hook next, her first big punch of the fight, and it staggers Catherine, who has a tremor in her knees after that.
Catherine is definitely hurt, and Jameela gives her another good smack with the left hook, and Catherine’s down, looking like she might stay there, but she’s up at 8. Now Jameela looks really full of herself, and she’s giving Catherine a real hammering, cuts her left eye open as well, and this might be stopped any second now, as Jameela whips a right hook onto the cut, but the bell saves Catherine – for now!

Round 6

There’s more punishment for Catherine as soon as the girls resume, Jameela’s punches just bouncing ff Catherine’s face, and she’s down again! It was the left hook again, and that may have finished the blonde off? No, she’s up at 9, but she’s defenceless, and the referee won’t let her take any more punishment – he’s stopped the fight.

Result: Jameela Jamil stopped Catherine Tyldesley in round 6.

That fight may have sent Jameela up into the sphere of ‘contender’! She did a job on Catherine Tyldesley, and now she wants the blonde to show her respects. Onto her knees goes Catherine, and she’s kissing Jameela’s feet, giving each toe a lingering lick to finish with – humiliation for the blonde actress complete.