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22 March 2013 Michelle Williams vs Sienna Miller

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Posted by simguy on March 22, 2013, 9:28 am

BEFORE: Pixie-cut Mish feeling her oats - pushing her forehead into Sienna's in prefight shows; being very aggressive with Miller at every opportunity. "To me, Sienna is 'Kunis-lite'," Mishy quips at podium. "Hittable; hurtable; whiny when she starts circling the drain in a fight. I love the British chicks when they break down - all the squeaking and sobbing in their cute little accents...SO fun!"

Miller with a shocking reveal to begin her piece - unveiling a 1 fight consultancy deal with Kelly Packard, evoking memories of perhaps the worst Mish-thrashing in all of Williams' storied career. "I have analyzed every frame of Packard's 10 round shutout of Michelle," Sienna smirks at podium as stills of that classic fight appear on video screen in behind. "I have worked with Kelly to unlock the secrets of that performance, and I KNOW I have the perfect fight plan in place. Michelle will be beaten - thoroughly; decisively; bitterly. Enjoy her antics now while she remains in high spirits. When I break her, you will hardly recognize the girl."

Mish in zebra print bikini with twist-tied top/tuggable rough-and-tumble bottoms; small black gloves; pixie-cut blonde hair. Sienna in black bikini with gold ring connections jug and hip; small black gloves; hair in shoulder-length messy beach tangles.

During R1: Classic "rolling start" for Mish just before the bell - she crash-tackles Sienna in her corner while seconds are still scampering to exit the ring! Mish pushing in with the pixie-cut head, scrubbing rough at Sienna's cheeks; Mishy's hands pushing Miller's inner-elbows and hips back, then lifting hup-hup bombardments into slender British ribs. First minute all Mish ragdolling Sienna, but Miller rallying at the 1:00 mark: Sienna turning very tight, pesky left hooks against Michelle's right temple while pivoting clockwise out of the corner - Miller cuffing the punches with her thumb pointing straight up to the ceiling. Retreating in-stance to midring, Sienna feeds advancing Mish a series of pulsing left check-jabs, then drills her the stiff right cross mid-ring. Williams slugging wide n' brawny: Sienna cute in the pocket - chipping away jabs to pate, ducking under or leaning back from haymaking swings. Miller with relaxed, Packard-esque delivery - hands shoulder-high, elbows out wide as she pings away well-timed, straight-poking lefts or rights - swivel-pivoting leggy around her scores. Down the stretch, Mish driving up the middle...girls engage in ferocious fire-fight - Williams' mitts caroming off shoulders and ears; Miller's fists scrubbing criss-cross against Mishy's face and WILLIAMS GOES DOWN! Sputtering descent for Mish as Miller stitches in straight-punching combos inside Williams' wider wallops...Mishy on hands-and-haunches, blinking in astonishment as Sienna steals the round!

R2: Rolling start allows Mish to crash Sienna's corner again - to howling protests from Miller's cornermen! Williams grabby in the pocket - hands pushing at Sienna's inner-elbows while head grinds at Miller's chest. Mish feeding Sienna thumping rights up into tummy; bashing hooks at Miller's willowy torso/flank - basically targetting ribcage. Sienna calm under pressure, weight on right foot, chipping pesky little thumb-upward hooks across Mishy's temple/scalp; fetching Mish the odd fish-hook right uppercut in tight. Williams taking Sienna's punches without complaint - happy to take pesky while dishing out heavy. Balance of trade in Michelle's favour, but Sienna remains organized throughout the siege, conducting competent pocket-defense under intense pressure.

R3: Midring slugging - torso-twisting Mishy pulls a crashing hook wide to Sienna's jaw: MILLER GOES DOWN! Sienna blown to buns-and-elbows in shock - Michelle bellowing down as ref moves in: gut check for Miller as she beats the count. Williams marching in, but Sienna's active off the ropes - issuing that chippy, tightly-turned thumb-upward hook in rapid-fire sequence, cuffing Michelle about the temple/left eye while pivoting 'round Williams' right flank. With space at her back, Sienna issues chopping one-twos to face while sliding back in-stance, shifting weight to right (rear) foot, walking Mish into short check-hooks to chin. DOWN GOES MISH! Stumbling descent puts flabbergasted Michelle on all fours - clean, well-placed punching for Sienna takes the place of brute strength as she gets into Mishy's legs again! Williams beats the count and SIENNA'S ALL OVER HER! Rip-roaring, whippet-limbed lathering assault as Miller lashes away to glory. Mishy laying against ropes in confusion - back of right hand at left temple/left hand at right elbow. Sienna weight-forward on left plant-leg, hands shoulder-high, elbows out to either side as she chops and knocks her shots - hacking away at Mish up top, then dipping to snap leather at unprotected ribs/tummy. Rhythmic, rangy stuff from Sienna - slender girl getting her back into shellack - really going to the body with supple leverage. Michelle blurting out in pain, breaking down in the pocket - OH how Sienna's thrashing her! Miller comes off the head - draws back that left elbow and lick-snaps the hook against Mishy's ribs; Miller weaves torso-right, draws back her right elbow and lashes in another whippy stroke to tender-bodied Mish. Sienna's hands collecting knuckles-together at her chest after scoring - just a great supple strapping of Mishy and WILLIAMS TAKES A KNEE! Accumulation of succulent shots does the trick...Mish ashen-faced, grimacing in gut-shot agony as she eases herself to right knee. HISC corner stunned to see their little bully go down twice in one round to busy Sienna Miller!

R4: Mish shakes off punishment, goes on the offensive: Sienna leggy, engaging with that chippy jab, those thumb-upward hooks in turning battle midring. Both girls effective - Williams lowering her head, throwing hard to Miller's ribs; Miller pursing her lips as she cuffs those tightly-turned hooks in 2s and 3s - nibbling Mishy's right eye while turning her right flank. Bell: belligerent Mish pushing against ref, shouting at Sienna to stand-and-fight; Miller responding with icy-eyed hatred.

R5: Mish the aggressor up the middle, looking to crowd-and-bang, hoping to bully Sienna into ropes. Miller sidestepping the pressure, keeping her back free doing a nice job of sliding around Mishy's right flank. Miller's left hand just beating out a tune on Michelle - jabs chipping and scuffing at brows/hairline; nasty little cuffing hooks chopping away at right eye. Midway through, Michelle starting to get chopped into compliance, showing reluctance to wade into Miller...Sienna executes clockwise pivots with more fluidity, dictating terms midring. That cuffing, thumb-upward hook starts scoring against Mishy's breasts - Sienna giving that rack 2 or 3 quick-cuffing clouts while pivoting, then feeding Mish the straight right to mouth as Williams turns into it.

R6: Mish shakes off punishment again - proving Sienna's effectiveness is volume-related rather than pure weight-of-shot. Mish stubby-jabbing out of her crouch, bobbing on approach, crowding Miller to ropes. Sienna sets up strong in pocket: weight on back (right) leg; left hand at chest with that elbow wide to the side; right hand at chin with that elbow in tight to ribs. Siege of Miller begins as Mishy bashes away from an energetic torso-bob - small mitts pounding sleek British hips and ribs. Miller calm despite fielding considerable spank...she's swiping that bitter left hook, cuffing at Mishy's right eye off the right plant-leg - occasionally fitting Mishy's jugs for the swinging right uppercut. Williams undeterred: she stays atop Sienna with relentless, whirling body work, pounding British torso for points through 6.

R7: Mishy's most consistent round sees her compress Sienna to ropes, flatten her out, work her over. Miller face-in-gloves for the most part - when she's not tying up for breaks...Michelle pushing pixie-cut noggin in between British mitts, getting under Sienna's chin, punishing her ribcage/waistline. Williams at her brawny best - palming Sienna's hips to keep her square; coming off the body via looping wallops to head - visibly buckling Millers knees at one point. Sienna grimacing, clinching effectively, but unable to answer back. Bell: Mish pushes off all "I'm Big" - making Sienna take weight, then stomping angry-butt back to HISC corner.

R8: Sienna effective at keeping her back off the ropes, turning Mish clockwise at midring with an assortment of knocking jabs, cuffing hooks. Williams' right eye swollen nearly shut at this point, but she soldiers through - beating away to good effect on Sienna's shiny flanks, though coming up short on hopeful chin-swings. Hard to score - Michelle making the fight and landing heavier; Sienna managing the pressure like a champ, punishing Michelle's pretty face in the bargain.

R9: Sienna midring, weight on that front (left) leg, puts on a pivot-boxing clinic midring. Those cuff-cuff-cuffing hooks in tight rattling Michelle, clouting her off-balance while Sienna's sliding around the Williams right flank. The knocking jab with the high-elbow delivery tapping at Michelle's pate, getting to work on her LEFT eye now. The ramrod straight right slotting to Michelle's mouth, testing her legs as her head snaps back. And down the stretch, a concerted effort by Sienna to get into Mishy's rack beats Williams to ropes! Miller hup-hup-hupping away - slender shoulders rolling as rising right/lefts lap at jugs...Mish distraught, flustered as she lolls against ropes, getting her jugs polished at bell! Sienna grinning at the break, then lashing an extra left hand clapper across Mishy's quivering knockers...ref gathers hot-cheeked Mish up before she can answer - leaving smirking Sienna to saunter back to her corner all proud of herself.

R10: Mish chasing as Sienna uses the ring...Miller just being leggy/elusive now - changing directions as she hops the apron to shake the pursuit. Takes Williams 2 minutes to finally press Sienna into ropes - Williams with forehead pushing into Sienna's left shoulder-head, delivering hacking left hooks to Miller's tummy. Sienna putting weight on right plant-leg, using left forearm to push off, then delivering that nasty little cuff-hook in spots...Mishy grimacing as take more right-eye abuse, but grimly maintains position. Rousing stuff - Mishy outworking Sienna, but Miller surprisingly resilient - never allowing Williams to romp wild and free. Bell: ref has to pull snarling Mish off from behind...long delay as cards are tallied...both women nervous at midring before the verdict comes back UD10 Sienna Miller!

After: Miller glowing at the announcement - giving Kelly Packard a huge hug of thanks...Williams puffy-eyed, pink-ribbed and staring - she's a forlorn little bully after Miller's dazzling performance tonight. "I trimmed Michelle tonight," Sienna gushes in postfight. "There's a lot of footage on the girl, and we broke her game down in minute detail. Nothing was left to chance - we prepared for all her tendencies and you saw the result: me, picking Mish apart, all night long. If you look her over, you'll see how comprehensive I was: every inch of her torso stressed and worn; her breasts humbled; her face battered. That's what I intended - to roam upon her at will and leave her frazzled at the end...mission accomplished, me!"