"To Rule the Beach" PPV

(Jeri's Knockouts vs Lookout Boxing)

Before: “Lacey’s just a dye-job away from being Mishy,” Vanessa opines. “And we’ve all seen what I can do to her! I’ll bust that bra right off of her and make sure to rub it in the sand before I let her have it back! I’m just too fast for her and all these ‘sluggers.’ I mean, look how every new champion gives her a title shot just to pad their stats! It’s pathetic! I guess it’s up to me to put her out to pasture, where she belongs!”

“I’m the most physical woman in the flyweight division.” Lacey says matter-of-factly. “Vanessa almost lost her lunch fighting Christina Ricci. I beat her three times, think about that. She can’t bully me, and she can’t stop me from taking what I want from her. We’re going to be putting jug to these Lookout tramps all afternoon. It’s just too bad that Simpsy & Meester were too chicken to come over and play.”

Both fighters coming off nasty losses, looking to stay relevant in the always packed flyweight field. Lacey may be just a little bit more antsy about recent skid then she lets on, she’s wearing the old white push-up & panties for the first time in a couple years, hair loose & tangly, white gloves. Hudgens in a hot pink bandeau top with metallic bottoms, hair back in a fighting ponytail, black gloves.

R1: Lacey beaten to a series of punches in early exchange, fast hands to the body look harmless, but cumulative effect sees Chabert's back leg buckle, forcing her to stumble away in confusion. Hudgens pouncing like a little terrier, hooking Lacey's brow as she’s staggering backwards. Pasting touch-up continues along ropes, Chabert's hands outstretched, trying to ward off steady stream of tart, poking head punches. Down the stretch, Vanessa's swinging heavier, sensing Lacey's distress. Big, sweeping lefts and rights belting across her face, draping her in ropes CHABERT’S HELPLESS! Vanessa squared away, ringing punches off her rival eyes blazing, body tense as she commits 100%. Curvy legs hold her up, but Lacey's battered shabby and trembling at the bell. Cheap late right hand claps across Chabert's breasts, then 'Nessa leaps away in a frenzy, hands above head as she's jumping around giddy after the shutout.

R2: ‘Nessa keeps piling on top of Lacey, well aware of what can happen if she lets Chabert get rolling. Hudgens relaxed in the pocket, able to fight coming forward & backing up, she's walking Lacey into some gorgeous shots. ’Nessa patient, knows she can't erase Chabert with one punch, so just stays consistent, tidying up to midsection, looking after those breasts, and clouting that chin with nifty little swats and cuffs. Lacey unhurt but completely unclassed as ‘Nessa’s fast hands puts together a second shutout.

R3: Spicy right hand spring-loaded off the shoulder, snaps Lacey's head straight back. Chabert eyes blinking, pauses long enough to take another right hand flush to the face. Hudgens hooking paunch, then pushing Lacey in her shoulders as she stumbles back woozy. Another right hand bounces off Chabert’s face then a quick hook gouges in underneath her right breast and LACEY GOES DOWN! Chabert sobbing out, then sinking to her haunches gasping: terrible body shot momentarily takes away her legs. Vanessa beaming, strutting mitts on hips, she's landed some thrilling leather on Lacey, really scoring well. Chabert struggles up off her haunches, blinking back tears but Vanessa piles back on top, walking her down for more abuse, heaping on the punishment to tummy and breasts.

R4: Lacey snorting like a determined little bull off her stool, flying across the ring, she FINALLY reaches her arms under ‘Nessa's to clinch, working hard to her into the ropes for the first time, succeeding in slowing down Hudgen’s tempo. Chabert heavy on ’Nessa along the ropes. Lacey's left hand curled around her prey's right tricep, pulling her forward for plowing right hands amidships. Groaning ’Nessa able to wrap around Chabert's ribs, holding her close to stall the punishment. Lacey bearing down on ’Nessa, getting the forearm up to push her face to the side for break. Hudgens disheveled, sweaty locks in her eyes, a hunted animal along the apron, just trying to fight Lacey off as rejuvenated Chabert's POURING in. Hard hitting slugging punctuated by panting clinches. Lacey on top, controling a savage heat.

R5: Blistering exchanges dominate this round. Girls closing in crouches, taking turns tattooing one another till late. Lacey chipping jabs, edging left shoulder into ‘Nessa's raised guard, planting tight right hand to gut. Hudgens coming back with hooks digging at Lacey's flank, munching on a stubby right uppercut to chin in exchange. Wide right hand spanks off Lacey's left flank, hairlines grinding together as girls press in close. Busy, digging, methodical stuff - girls pushing heads/bumping shoulders, then getting off: Hudgen's hooks working at Chabert's midsection. Lacey chopping away uppercuts in tight; shoveling short right hands to gut. 'Nessa slipping shots well, answering back hooks she's tearing up Chabert's tummy & tits with biting left hands. Pivoting left around her poke, Hudgens settling into a brisk, pop-and-go rhythm: she's got Chabert turning, taking punches as round comes to a close. AND LACEY’S DOWN! Right uppercut picks up Chabert’s chin as she's crouching forward under a feinting left. Lacey sputtering, stumbling to a seat in confusion. Bell rings before Lacey can get back to her feet, she’s scowling, scuffed up. RIGHT HAND, CHEAP AND LATE! Clapping swat across Chabert's breasts has her blurting. Hudgens scampers away with a bratty grin, loving Lacey’s pain.

R6: BOOM! Lacey times a nice right hand to the chin under ‘Nessa's contemptuous jab. Hudgens crazy-legging to her right, eyes wide with astonishment. Chabert grinning, puts her shoulder into ‘Nessa's back, shoving her to ropes. Lacey comes up chugging, beating her fists against taut Hudgens rump and kidney as desperate ’Nessa struggles to right herself. Three-time JMD Champion putting her curves to good use, jostling and walloping with jugs a-jumpin'. Hudgens get turned around while being bullied, bouncing off ropes. Chabert's landing right hands repeatedly to jaw, just clobbering away, then shoving ’Nessa off balance. Crowd roaring, Lacey hurling in the leather, Hudgens coming apart at the seams. ‘Nessa’s head lolling - mouthpiece dribbles off her teeth: Chabert HAMMERING away rights and lefts to chin - bashing at her foe's limp, helpless frame and HUDGENS IS DOWN! Vanessa Hudgens sinks to her knees, then slumps forward, cheek on the canvas and butt in the air, countout a formality as Lacey Chabert’s big jug power saves her in a come-from-behind KO6!

After: ‘Nessa’s mouth enough to get Jennifer Love & Scarlett on their feet and dashing to the open side of the ring to grab her as Lacey rolls her under the ropes to the sand. After a brief debate, Jen takes north. Scarlet takes south as they carry her out to the open sand to exact tribute with Lacey following a little gingerly. Littlest Knockout pulls out a win to get JKO out in front early!