"TO RULE THE SAND" PPV

(Jeri's Knockouts vcs Odds & Ends Fight Club)

Posted by OddManOut/Sim results on May 5, 2013, 6:13 pm

Before: “This is a major step up for me.” Bar admits. “I’ve never faced anyone with anything even close to Ali’s reputation,… which is well deserved” she adds perhaps a little too hastily. “This is a massive showing of confidence from my new stable, and I will do everything I can to justify it.”

“I’ve got to say, this girl reminds me a lot of Jeri Ryan. And ANYBODY who knows ANYTHING, knows that is not something you want to hear me say.” Ali confident despite coming off a terrible 2012. “Seriously though, anybody with any doubts about my future just needs to look at this lineup. Adriana? Fighting Kelly. Yvonne? Working a corner, for God’s sake. Missy? Nowhere to be seen. They’re not willing to risk anybody who they need to keep bright & shiny for a possible title shot against me. No, they let the new girl with nothing to lose out against me. And I’m just going to have to take my frustrations out on her!”

High stakes bout for both fighters. A Refeali win will complete the sweep, and give O&E the overall victory, while Landry is in an ideal position to play spoiler. In addition, each fighters interstable rival just put on a dominant performance in her bout, giving each woman a personal stake in the outcome. Pink bikini & gloves for Refeali, hair pulled back in a loose ponytail. Landry making her first appearance on the beach since ’06 in black bikini & gloves, hair loose & tangly.

R1: Ali comes out tenative, jabbing at the belly and face, sidestepping, turning Bar as she sets up on the perimeter. Refaeli with her elbows in, hands up, trying to walk her girl down, jabbing with to get her distance. Neither fighter having things all her way, working their game plans to perfection as the round draws to a close… LANDRY GOES DOWN! Thunderclap right hand out of nowhere, Bar inching into range, then cracking Landry across the chin to drop the Hall-of-Famer to her back. Ali wide-eyed, but she beats the count. Refaeli closing to capitalize, but bell sounds before either fighter can come up with anything concrete.

R2: Once is luck, twice is a gameplan: Refaeli’s picked up a neat little trick. Once again, she uses the jab and her legs to set up a rhythm that Ali finds comfortable, then kicks into a higher gear late. Once again, Bar puts the hurt on Landry in the final minute of the round, piling her into the ropes for a sustained beat down that may be worse than the previous knockdown, whatever the scorecards may say. Blonde pushing off her prey, all smiles as she jogs to her corner.

R3: Ali quick-stepping to midring, the Pageant Princess in all her glory once again as she doubles up the jab to Bar’s body and face, steering her blonde early. Refaeli parrying the stick with an open right hand, snapping the occasional left jab to Landry's chest. ALI steps up the pace late this time, separates late with some humming right hands. Landry letting the youngster get under her skin a little, gets in Refaeli’s face after the bell, “Not so much fun when it happens to you, isn’t it?” Bar pushes her out of her way, brings the ref in hot.

R4: Bar in pursuit, Ali circling in either direction, boxing for all she's worth. Jabs licking back-and-forth, but Refaeli’s getting the worst of it, unable to evade Landry's sneaky lead rights. Bar’s able to come inside late with hooks to Ali's ribcage, keeping up the attrition as she plays a long game. Veteran ties her blonde up smart, hanging on to the head and right elbow forcing the break, denies Refaeli the sustained beat down she needs to break down Landry‘s famously rugged chassis. A cagey round of uptempo pageant boxing and Ali’s taken two in a row, and done it with style.

R5: Bracing jabs disrupt Ali, thick heavy left hands bashing her out of her stance. Bar’s follow-up right cross lands squarely below her left eye, putting her wobbly-butt. Landry’s reeling, not answering back as she switches fully over to the evasive. Refaeli finally corrals Ali on the ropes and lays siege. Pageant princess covers up, turning from side to side as she tries to block and slip blonde’s punches, but she’s still getting buffeted time and again leaving her unable to get off with punches of her own. Bar’s unhurried, not smothering herself by coming in too close against the strands, she’s taking her time, showing good form as she has her way and treats Ali like her own personal heavy bag as she bangs out the shutout.

R6: Bar with her elbows in, hands up, just squaring up, walking her girl down, trying to jab with and get her distance. Blonde turning into meanspirited right uppercuts as she closes, twisting the other way to lash her hook across Ali's waist, then extending the left elbow to prop her up for more. LANDRY GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Vicious trading sees brunette legs suddenly give way, Ali trying to tie up but Bar fights through it! Refaeli really biting into Landry's body with that hook, doubling it up to the jugs, then cleaning up on the mouth with right uppercuts and LANDRY IS DOWN! Ali takes a knee to get out of her predicament, forcing her blonde nemesis to back off. Bar wades in after 8 and SAVAGES Landry along the ropes, the brunette sliding to her right, blonde stepping with and lashing away lanky rights and lefts. Ali forced to swallow back-to-back shutouts, and she’s looking down into an ever-yawning gap between herself and her fresh-as-a-daisy opponent.

R7: Bar marches straight across the ring at the bell, determined to apply the finishing touches, spitting out the jab then stepping into another right hook. Landry’s a bit spooked by the right hand as she retreats, allowing blonde to cut off more and more of the ring successively. Bar impatient in pursuit, unable to pin Ali down who stays well out of range or bogs her down in clinches before she can unload. Finally, Landry slides back to the ropes, Refaeli starts to jab and Ali times it perfectly, landing a short right to the jaw inside her blonde’s left. Bar turns for a right hook but Landry ducks and slips off the ropes, comes out of the crouch with a left hook to the chin AND REFALI IS DOWN! Bar drops to her butt, wide-eyed in shock before scrambling back to her feet.

Now it’s Ali in pursuit, bouncing mitts off meat as Bar reels back, trying to push the suddenly surging brunette back to arms length with a don‘t-hurt-me jab. Landry ducks low comes up with a SNUG little uppercut to solar plexus. Refaeli bunches up, stops short. Ali tosses a short right clean across Bar's chin, stepping forward as Refaeli's tottering backward AND BLONDE GIRL’S DOWN AGAIN! Bar makes it off the canvas as Ali’s all grins on her way to the neutral corner.

On comes Ali, big and brawny, palming her girl's bronzed shoulders back, setting up wide and HAMMERING AWAY! Nothing cute, she stands her blonde up and beats her senseless with artless lefts and rights to chin and jugs. Refaeli goes down for the third time, and this time she doesn’t get up. Classic Ali, pouncing on opportunity to pull out the KO7 in a fight that was getting away from her.

After: Veteran craft forces all on-lookers into a standing ovation, however grudging, as Landry’s victory secures a three-way DRAW! Ali drops to her knees next to the still-prostrate Bar and rolls her onto her back. As she straddles the blonde, she notices Kate Upton preparing to climb through the ropes…