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10 May 2013 Troian Bellisario vs Kelly Hu

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Posted by simguy on May 10, 2013, 11:00 am

BEFORE: Troi a big underdog against a core CW ingenue-trainer and battle-brain, but Bellisario remains defiant, confident: "If Accola can bring down Beckinsale, why can't I claim Hu?" Troi asks the press. "The older generation cannot stand guys - sooner or later, girls in my cohort are going to take down every one of them. That ain't braggin' guys, it's nature. It's the law of the jungle. Hu's a better fighter than Katie Becks, but I'm better than Candice, and I'm telling you: I will surpass the Accola achievement in this fight!"

Hu all flat-eyed glares and epicanthic menace...she's champing at the bit to get cougar-claws on fresh young meat. "Troian isn't ready for this level of competition," Kelly sneers at podium. "She's not even ready for CW level competition in general - even as an ingenue, she's a secondary brand. Once I'm done with her, I'll throw the scraps to my Arrow-girls Katie Cassidy and Willa Holland. This could be the kind of beating from which a promising young starlet never recovers!"

Kelly in white cashmere crochet bikini with string bow-tied tight to bunch up the jugs; white gloves; long black hair sleek, soft and straight. Troian in black bikini with white waistband; white gloves with black cuffs; hair back in slick high pony.

During R1: Kelly weight on right (back) leg as she rolls Troian's opening one-two: Troi adjusts, hops in off her jab to hook wide n' whippy, catching Kelly a surprising clout to mouth; doubling it up to ROCK HU ONTO HER HEELS! Kelly reeling into ropes, staring in confusion: TROIAN TEARS UP KELLY'S JUGS! Bellisario unexpectedly brawling the boxer - teeth bared, eyes flashing, hands BLAZING away hup-hup-hup to jug...frazzled Kelly able to tie up for ref's break, but she's dazed and tremble-bodied. Troi back in hard after ref pushes her back, but Kelly firming in the pocket: Bellisario's overhand right is slipped as Kelly answers back the nifty counter-right uppercut off the ropes. Troi backs off - spitting check-jabs in retreat...Hu cautiously stalking, still badly spooked by the early taste of Troian's ferocity. Troian circling to her right, jabbing head and tummy, always turning Kelly's left flank to expose her back as Hu's in an extremely closed stance.

R2: Troi continuing to up-tempo, gambling to throw power, unafraid to risk Kelly's clever counter-punches. Hu in closed stance: weight on right (back) leg; right hand at chin; left across gut; left shoulder pointed at Troian. Bellisario's streaking right hands rolled by Kelly's cutey-pie left shoulder, but wide, batting left hooks still troubling Hu - clouting at her face and breasts despite her bobbing head movement. Troi falling off to her right after dosing Kelly - Bellisario deliberately turning Kelly's left flank, getting in behind the closed-stance front.

R3: Kelly hopping out in closed-stance, more offensive minded this round. Up-jabs from Kelly's hip disrupt Troian; slip-rolls from the closed stance set Troi up for spicy counter-right hands straight up the middle - Hu testing Troi's chin via stinging single shots. Bellisario's legs hold up well, but she's outclassed this round, unable to land, taking dictation from a Grand Master boxer midring.

R4: Troi shooting the lead right hand to induce Kelly's shoulder-roll...once Hu's defence-committed, Bellisario wide-whips that left hook, bat-batting Kelly's face and breasts, sending her sputtering back on her heels. Brisk pursuit from Troi highly risky, but effective as she lunges into poking lead rights to chin, then cleans up extra left hooks, sweeping Kelly to ropes. Hu cute on the apron, bending at the waist/rolling-torso in the pocket, but Troian just a-LATHERING her girl: Bellisario leaning in, whirling the mitts to Kelly, just drenching the cleverness. Hu pelted - rarely struck clean on the chin, but she's overwhelmed, repeatedly forced to tie up for ref's breaks. Thereafter, Troi won't let Kelly escape - stepping in low to stiff-jab the belly, pinning Hu ropeside, then batting up-torso with both hands until straight-punching criss-cross bursts can strafe the head. Bell to bell Troian...Kelly with a buzzed, harassed look at bell - camera zooming in on her rear-end during walk to corner: buttocks clearly shook up and wobbly en route.

R5: Kelly outboxes Troian in hot-tossing nip-tuck action. Clever, crafty stuff midring - both girls missing against the other's defensive guile, but Kelly the better counter-puncher, rolling Troi's right hands, then catching her sneaky screened-rights in receipt.

R6: Kelly outclassing Troi midring - now sustaining offence after countering rather than laying back to bait another trap. Troi attempting to brawl her way out of trouble, but it's a mistake: she's missing and Kelly's making her pay. Midway through, Troi sweeps a heavy right hand over Kelly's head as Hu slips down/to her own left...Kelly snap-hooks the ribs; doubles up hook to chin and TROI SITS DOWN! Crisp combo electrifying Troian...she's a frazzled beauty pushing up off her glutes, falling back down, taking that extra moment to rally, THEN rising. Final minute all Kelly nagging Troian at ropes...Hu stitching in and out, playing batting hooks and jotting straight rights upon Troian's body and head. Bellisario not as nifty in the pocket - she's getting pasted at the bell.

R7: Feint, leaping left hook catches Troi staring...PRETTY LITTLE PUNCHER DOWN! Circus punch puts Troi on her buns again...smirking smile from Kelly as she gazes down all "I'm in control". Bellisario rallies off the deck, forms up mitts-at-brows as she digs in on apron: Kelly steps-to and gets to work. Thumping beatdown issued as Kelly stays on a young girl's torso - using left shoulder to prop Troi against ropes, then batting either hand to waist/ribs. Methodical, bruising work has Troi mouth-breathing, looking shabby at the bell...oh the GLARE Kelly gives Troi upon parting.

R8: Bellisario showing great conditioning - recovering well and boxing with good form in a heated 8th. Kelly leaning in on front (left) leg to bat away in combination, but she's getting jabbed - even clipped on the chin via Troi's rangy right...spicy exchanges see Bellisario buckle Kelly's knees at one point and out-fight her overall.

R9: Kelly at Troi, patiently batting and chopping away as Bellisario breaks down midring. Troi grimacing, usually stooping forward in earmuff as Kelly has her way: Hu feinting like a champ; leading batting hooks body/head; fitting Troi for sudden right hands flashed to guard, or buggywhipping right hands wide to ribs. Bell to bell whipping for Troi has her blinking back tears, looking shaky-legged at the break: Kelly all business, stomping angry-butt back to her corner.

R10: Kelly looking to slap the jab, then lean in to chop Troi fight-winning short right hands over the top. Troi meeting the challenge batting wide hooks off her right (back) leg, then looking to bend in righty. FURIOUS exchanges result as girls commit and KELLY GOES DOWN! Hu caught to chin by one of those wide, batting hooks - she's blown to her back, terribly hurt as Troi's bellowing down, lost in brawler's-fog. Kelly barely up at 10, hair covering left side of her face as she sways on the spot...ref's okay with Kelly's condition so HERE COMES TROI! Bellisario teeth bared, blazing away straight right/lefts in criss-cross delivery to Kelly's bulging jugs...HU SAGS ON THE ROPES! Terrific jug-mugging puts Kelly in shock...TROI'S SCRUBBING FACE LIKE A CHAMP! Bellisario eyes-wide, pasting away criss-cross left/rights to Kelly's defenceless head and THE REF STEPS IN! Good lord - TKO10 in upset fashion - Troian Bellisario!

AFTER! Troian losing her composure as ref cradles Kelly to ropes - excited ingenue leaping and shrieking about the ring - jumping into the arms of her fellow PLPunchers as they flood the ring. Accola and Dobrev looking pissed: lips pursed, arms crossed, grumpy about Troian's success. Shock, denial in the faces of CW ingenues sprinkled throughout the audience - it's a huge win for hated Troian. "I talked about Accola's win over Beckinsale," Troian says in postfight, shiny with punishment herself, but jubilant in victory. "That was my benchmark, and I've eclipsed it, but really - I could have talked about Claire Danes placing Kelly Packard in the shade. Danielle Fishel diminishing Shannen Doherty. Jen Lawrence battering Catherine Zeta Jones. This is a fight that's a watershed moment, just like those fights were. I 'fought' the boxer, just like you're supposed to. Roughed her up; went to her jugs, because that's the kind of fighting that gets Kelly beat. As a group, the PLP have proven again and again that whatever Vampi D girls can do, we can do better. We're the better brand. I'm the best young fighter out there; I've got Kelly Hu's scalp right here in my hands to prove it, and it's only going to get better from here!"