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14 May 2013 Melanie Griffith vs Kelly LeBrock

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Reposted by Archer on May 14, 2013, 1:34 pm,

Retro Bout Ca. 2004 by Jac Fac

Kelly LeBrock was out for a drink at a sports bar with her Brit Babe gal pals Victoria "Posh" Beckham, Kate Beckinsale and Liz Hurley. Liz and Kelly felt bad about Posh and Kate having to be 'vassals' for the hot-tempered, but powerful fisted Naomi Campbell. She'd given the 'Brit/Twits' as she called them, the night off. While the foursome enjoyed one another's company, who should come sauntering in than Melanie Griffith with a couple her 'galpals', Kate Hudson and Jennifer Garner! Kelly and Melanie had something less than zero use for one another so needless to say, Kelly was NOT happy to see 'Mel' invading her turf!

"Well, well; look who's here," blurted Melanie as she walked past their table.

"Just shut your yap and move along you junkie bozo," shot back Kelly.

In a short while, Melanie meandered back over to Kelly's group and challenged Kelly to a 'quick draw' contest. Each would strap on a sidearm and reach for it. Kelly was intrigued since Melanie was a 'Yank' she might be favored. Still, Kelly accepted.

"Draw down, you Steven Segal reject," shouted Melanie.

Kelly discovered she had hands like greased lightning and she handily beat Melanie to the draw.

Melanie was shocked and outraged all at once. "Lucky is all I can say," she muttered.

"You'll be even luckier if you don't get your whipped ass out of here right now," was the reply from Kelly.

Melanie confronted Kelly at this point, "I'm calling you out for a boxing match at Caesar's next month! Put up or shut up!"

"Why my lovely," purred Kelly. "There's nothing I'd enjoy more than pasting your phony botoxed face on the canvas!"

The match drew thousands who were rewarded when Melanie showed up in her "Working girl" panties and garters and Kelly who whipped off her "Woman in Red" to reveal an exquisite body clad in form-fitting red panties. Both women wore four inch stiletto heels which made their legs seem even longer and lovelier!

With all the bad feelings of her former marriage out of the way, Kelly had enlisted Steven to coach her which he eagerly agreed to do. Tippi Hedren helped her daughter Melanie as best she could but the consensus was that Kelly had a huge edge in coaching.

ROUND ONE
The match started with Kelly easily slipping Melanie's clumsy combos to hammer the blonde's body viciously. Melanie was in pain halfway through the round and as she started to wilt, Kelly skillfully unleashed solid jabs to Melanie's eyes, then followed those with a big overhand right to those full, crimson lips. Melanie was on 'queer street' after that! The first round ended as a wipeout for Kelly!

SECOND ROUND
The second round saw Melanie attempt to mount an offense, showing a good right cross to Kelly's jaw but the Brit ate it up and chortled, "Is that the best you've got luv?" Kelly began firing a barrage of blistering combinations which had Melanie's legs sagging and her thighs jiggling. Melanie's face was swelling badly and Kelly was having a ball, essentially kicking the older woman's ass all over the ring. Melanie caught a brutal right to the jaw and her legs gave way as she fell hard into the ropes and slid down, ending up with her head and shoulders draped over the lower rope out over the ring apron. Tippi started screaming for her girl to quit but Melanie was determined not to although her eyes were both now battered and nearly swollen shut.

ROUND THREE
In the first minute, Kelly smashed Melanie down again with a solid left hook to the jaw and although Melanie just managed to pull herself up, she and everyone else knew she was beaten. Melanie began to beg Kelly to stop hitting her.

"Why luv," Kelly taunted. "You were so menacing before. What happened?" she cooed cruelly.

Kelly slammed Melanie with a wicked right to the jaw and Melanie's legs just buckled under her. She dropped to her knees and then toppled over face down between Kelly's long lovely stems. Kelly stepped over Melanie and pulled down her undies and garter belt, then tied her ankles together with the panties. She attached the garter belt to the panties and dragged her beaten opponent around the ring on her tits as Tippi Hedren leaned on the ring apron and sobbed aloud for her beaten and humiliated blonde daughter.

The "Woman In Red" had won decisively and was cheered heartily by almost everyone - including the Brit/Twits and Liz Hurley! Score one for the Union Jack