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14 May 2013 Kelly LeBrock vs Melanie Griffith II

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Posted by Archer on May 14, 2013, 1:36 pm

Retro Bout Ca. 2004 by Jac Fac

Tippi Hedren bitterly resented the harsh beating dished out to daughter, Melanie Griffith, by vampy Kelly 'Woman in Red' LeBrock. Kelly had proven herself to be the far superior boxer and puncher but Tippi nevertheless considered the outcome 'just a fluke' and she was pushing her daughter, Melanie, to demand a rematch. Tippi's first move was to get Melanie into some hard training to improve both her strength and her fitness. Tippi, who runs a wildlife sanctuary in California, brought Melanie back from Europe to train under her watchful eyes at her 'retreat'.

When word got back to the 'Le Brock camp' about Tippi's little plot, Kelly mentioned it to Steven Seagal - her former husband and erstwhile trainer - who checked around and discovered Tippi had enlisted the services of former lightweight champ Roberto Duran (formerly known as 'Manos de Piedra' aka, 'Hands of Stone.' Seagal decided what Kelly needed most was to up-tempo her footwork since she already had it all over Melanie in hand speed and punching power. He also told Kelly to use the whole ring; making Melanie chase her to test the blondes new-found 'fitness.'

Once Tippi was satisfied Melanie was ready for a return bout, she contacted Kelly with the offer. Tippi detested Kelly and was completely obsessed with watching her go down at her daughter's hands. The challenge was immediately accepted by the cool Brit as Kelly was already 'good to go' and match sharp. Hedren arranged a big pre-fight party to celebrate Melanie's 'successful' venture in the rematch but Melanie was kept far away from the booze - and other temptations! Fight night; Caesar's Palace; Las Vegas, NV. Melanie had seen the videotapes of Kelly wiping her out in their first fight, then dragging her limp body around the ring afterward so she was plenty 'psyched up' for this rematch.

ROUND ONE
Melanie is pursuing Kelly who deftly ducks her charges and connects with really hard body shots. Kelly then slams Melanie with some solid head whacks which snaps Melanie's head back. Melanie is already flustered and more than a little ticked off after Kelly got MANY more 'ooohhh's and aaahhh's' when they were introduced. Kelly's 'Woman in Red' thong got far more applause than Melanie's 'Working Girl panties and garter belt' outfit.

ROUND TWO
Kelly is cruising around the ring and picking off Melanie's shots while popping her solidly with hard straight jabs which do not fail to find their mark. Kelly is holding an old fashioned boxing clinic with Melanie and still hasn't unloaded with the 'big artillery'. The first two rounds are all Kelly.

ROUND THREE
Melanie is trying to let it all hang out as she unloads combinations - most of which hit only empty air. Kelly is actually amused at all this as she's measuring Melanie. The blondes eyes have been all but beaten shut from the punishment Kelly has meted out and with Melanie almost defenseless and blind, Kelly attacks in earnest! She pulverizes Melanie's midriff with a left / right combination followed by an uppercut to Melanie's jaw. Melanie is staggered and her legs are like jelly under her. She's weaving towards the center of the ring. It's THEN that Kelly slams Melanie with a straight right which sends the blonde's body hurtling towards the ropes. Melanie cartwheels over the ropes, lands on the ring apron on her butt, bounces off and lands draped across the laps of husband Antonio Banderas and ex-hubby Don Johnson. As usual, the blonde is totally senseless.

Banderas and Johnson lay Melanie on a stretcher face down but as they try to carry her out of the arena, they're forced to trail forlornly behind Kelly's triumphant exit procession as the victor is carried on Seagal's strong shoulders where she perches with her arms raised in total victory. Tippi trails the pack looking downcast, her face ashen. There will NOT be a third fight. Kelly Le Brock has conquered Melanie Griffith for the final time so decisively that even her mother recognizes the hoplessness of it. But Tippi's long dormant interest in fighting has been reawakened and, on the sly, she starts training on her own, planning to look up several women from her past in hopes of not only salving her conscience at having pushed Melanie beyond her capabilities, but in dishing out some humiliation of her own

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