Reposted by Archer
on May 14, 2013, 1:38 pm
Retro Bout Ca. 2004 by Jac Fac
Kelly LeBrock was sitting among a group of 'winning fighters' such as Charlize Theron, Downtown Julie Brown, Naomi Campbell, Sue Bird et al. having a drink. She was spotted from the bar by Diane Lane who took deep exception to her vicious beatings of Melanie Griffith since Mel was really a non-event in a pair of boxing gloves. From Diane's perspective Melanie had been victimized by a bully taking advantage of an easy opponent. She walked over to the group and challenged Kelly outright.
�Why are you sitting with these real fighters? You're nothing but a bogus clown picking on someone like Melanie. She never had a chance and damned well you knew it!�
Kelly coolly smiled up at her antagonist. 'What's it to you luv'? Got a problem with me? Think maybe I can't do the same to your sorry ass?
�Think again!� Diane smiled just as cooly. �You just ran out of rummy opponents. The L.A. forum next month?�
Kelly accepted. Underneath it all she was concerned. Lane was a strong gal and five years her junior. Still, she had no known record in the ring. Fight night and the forum is packed. Dianne is in a bikini showing off those gorgeous legs. Kelly is in her red thong. Her legs also look great but Diane draws more oogles from the guys. Kelly doesn't like this.
ROUND ONE
Diane was quick to land a couple of left jabs to Kelly's face and followed them with a hard body shot with her right. Kelly had not ever been struck this way. She backed up. Diane was smiling and chatting with Kelly.
'How's that for openers bad ass?' Tippi Hedren and Melanie were in the front row near Diane's corner and cheering for her for all they were worth. Diane slammed Kelly in the face again with that quick left. Her jab and hook were crisp and effective. Kelly hadn't landed anything solid at all. Diane faked Kelly badly with a left and fired an overhand right to Kelly's exposed jaw. LeBrock FALLS and the place is wild. She's up at five but dazed as the bell rings. 'How'd you like that you Brit / Twit challenged Lane. 'There's more coming if you can handle it'. 'You're gonna lose'. Kelly's corner was busy working on her morale.
ROUND TWO
Diane is in the center of the ring waiting for LeBrock. The 'Woman in Red' is determined to give an account of herself. She scores with a left right combo which backs Lane up. Kelly CAN hit and hit hard. She retaliates even more with a flurry of body shots which make Diane buckle. Kelly is trying hard to turn the tide. Diane is back with a salvo of her own scoring viciously to Kelly's head. She slams Kelly hard in the jaw and Kelly's head spins sideways and sweat flies in all directions. Round two is taken by Kelly. 'Ain't over yet there sweets' chides LeBrock.
ROUND THREE
Both gals come out firing. They exchange blows at center ring. Once again Diane nails Kelly with a hard head shot. Kelly takes the shot and delivers one to Diane with accuracy. Diane reels backwards ever so slightly. Tippi and Melanie are starting to worry. They want LeBrock put down. Their wishes are granted. Lane summons some extra strength and connects to Kelly's head once more with two gorgeous left jabs and a right cross which sends LeBrock down once more. She's hurt but manages to get up and is staggering. There's still a minute in the round and Lane bores in with a full 'killer instinct'. She crushes Kelly with a right uppercut that sends Kelly reeling backwards.Her legs buckle and she FALLS again right on her ass. She gets to her knees with her eyes swollen and closing. Now she 'begs' Diane to desist. Diane turns to Melanie and Tippi and asks if she should stop.
'That's a negative honey' pipes up Tippi. 'Didn't plan to anyway laughs Diane and slams Kelly flush on the jaw with another right uppercut. Kelly's head goes up and then she pitches face down on the canvas. She's beaten and Diane is smiling and raising her gloves in triumph as the forum crowd roars for her victory. Tippi and Melanie exhort Diane to drag Kelly's senseless body around as she did to Melanie. Diane unties the red thong and connects it to Kelly's ankles. 'This IS FUN' she says as she drags Kelly's form around for all to see. |
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