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14 May 2013 Ashley Judd vs Diane Lane

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Reposted by Archer on May 14, 2013, 2:09 pm

Retro Bout Ca. 2004 by Jac Fac

(COULD NOT FIND KELLY VS ASHLEY BUT I DID FIND THIS ONE THAT CLEARLY FOLLOWED THE LANE/LEBROCK BOUT)

Diane Lane and Ashley Judd got together at their health club for the weekly racquetball matches. Best two of three was the format. They were 'friendly rivals' and each was extremely competitive. This time Ashley beat Diane handily which put Diane in a semi foul mood but she recovered after their shower. They then went out for their customary lunch with the loser buying. Diane returned to a somewhat triumphant mood even though Ashley had literally 'eaten her lunch' on the racquetball court. 'What's with you' inquired Ashley. 'Hey I just kicked Kelly LeBrock's ass the other night or weren't you around replied Diane. 'Oh that' said Ashley in a dismissive way. 'Hell she couldn't fight her way out of a paper bag'. 'Big deal, Kelly wiped out Melanie Griffith' That's supposed to be a triumph? C'mon Diane get a life. Diane was doing a slow burn over these comments. 'So you don't think I fought well is that it?' Ashley came right back 'bottom line is you knocked out someone who won't and can't fight anymore'. 'Well how do YOU think you'd have done against me challenged Diane. ' Ashley just purred softly 'I'd have flattened your ass into the middle of next week just like I just did out on the court'. That answer your question? Diane was tear ass over this reply. 'Let's put on the gloves then'. She had thrown the gauntlet down. Ashley accepted. 'Next month in Caesars' palace Las Vegas.

Unknown to Diane was that Ashley was secretly hoping to take her pal on and was training with Oscar De La Hoya. He'd shown her the finer points of boxing and was impressed with Ashley's footwork.

Fight night and Ashley is in a knockout blue bikini and Diane is in a thong. Ashley gets the most whistles from the guys.

ROUND ONE
Ashley dances out on those strong legs and pulls a few feints and then hammers Diane viciously in the gut. She follows with a full blown body attack connecting multiple times to Lane's stomach and causing her to back up. De La Hoya is in Ashley's corner and has told her to pace herself. Ashley slams Diane in the face with a left /right combo. The round ends and Ashley is the clear winner.

'Hey where's those punches of yours Diane, ' she teases.

ROUND TWO
Lane tries forcing the fight. She attempts a roundhouse right and is completely beaten to the punch by Ashley. Judd smacks Lane hard with two left jabs around the eyes and a brutal right cross which sends Diane staggering across the ring. She wants to finish the job now but De La Hoya say's 'not yet'. The rest of the round Ashley has fun toying with Diane and faking her out of that thong big time. Diane is taking major punishment. Her eyes are swollen and closing.

'Want to peg in the towel Diane ' says Ashley. 'You know I got you.'

Diane snarls, 'I know nothing of the kind.'

ROUND THREE
Pride is sustaining her. Ashley is dancing all over the ring and dropping her right hand and daring Diane to hit her on the jaw. Diane tries but misses each time. Her reward is getting starched with Ashley's left hooks. Ashley is making Diane's face look like hamburger. The crowd is getting restive. Ashley is well ahead on points. Round Three- Diane Lane comes out smoking. She slams Ashley hard with a right uppercut which snaps back Judd's head. This is followed by a left hook which sends Judd down. The place is in pandemonium!
Judd gets up and retaliates instantly as those punches have spent Diane Lane. Ashley Judd wallops Diane Lane with a crisp right cross to the jaw. Lane starts to crumple as she never sees the murderous left Ashley hits her with to the jaw as well. Lane's dynamic legs fold under her. Ashley steps aside and watches her fall face down.

Diane is brought to by Ashley with the smelling salts. She's shocked but acknowledges her friend's victory by lifting Ashley up by the waist as Judd fires her gloves skyward as the winner.

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