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14 May 2013 Kelly LeBrock vs Lindsay Lohan

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Reposted by Archer on May 14, 2013, 1:44 pm,

Retro Bout Ca. 2004 by Jac Fac

It had all started off innocently as a 'set party' which was well attended by actresses of the modern crew like Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff. Lindsay was 'full of herself' this day as she began making fun of those whose careers had taken place much earlier. Her immediate target was Kelly LeBrock who was having a chat with Lela Rochon and a few others.

"Hey there's that famous WOMAN IN RED" remarked Lindsay. At first Kelly took it as a compliment but then Lindsay followed up with, "Now it should be GRANNY IN RED!" She teased, referring to the 26 year difference in their ages.

"You know, luv, you've got a mighty smart mouth on you!" retorted Kelly. "You're nothing but a puny little twit who got lucky. You should be thankful you've got a good press agent!" Kelly was NOT going to suffer this girl for a second. Of course who should also be attending this shindig but Naomi Campbell - who reveled in 'beat downs'; particularly when she was the one dishing them out.

"Bet your smart little ass Kelly can whip you big time," mouthed Naomi. Things were getting a tad out of control when Naomi added, "Well, the ring's still set up there from Hillary Swank's 'Baby' flick; let's use that. We'll see how GRANNY does."

"What say there little punk hoe-bag Lindsay," chortled Kelly. "Ready to put your smart ass on the line?"

Lindsay was laughing as she stripped down to bikini briefs as she remarked, "Show me to the slaughterhouse!"

Kelly, at 44, still had long great legs and she was in fighting trim. Naomi, of course, got to be the ref!. Tippi Hedren and Melanie Griffith were seated with the younger crowd since Kelly had whipped Melanie twice in their bouts and both hated and feared her.

Round One: Kelly is first with a solid slam to the jaw of Lindsay which sends her sprawling to the canvas. The young crowd can't believe this. "Get up you little twit!" demands Kelly. Lindsay is up and swinging away but Kelly is quick in blocking her punches. She jabs Lindsay relentlessly in the face. Lindsay's head keeps rocking back from these vicious shots. Kelly sends the ingenue down again with a quick look hook. "Had enough now?" she laughs, taunting Lindsay in much the same way she had Melanie in their fights. "No way!" says Lindsay. "Beginner's luck for you is all that is!" Whatever the reason, however, Kelly wins the round in style.

Round Two: Lindsay continues to get tagged by Kelly's jabs and then is hammered hard with a body combination that has her doubled over. She recovers to finally clip Kelly with a good over hand right that staggers the older actresses. Lindsay follows up with a good body attack and hurts Kelly as she batters the long legged Brit. Lindsay takes charge and wins round two going away!

Round Three: Lindsay shows she does have a 'killer instinct' as she attempts to take Kelly out with another skillful jaw hit which drives LeBrock back on wobbly legs. "Gotcha now you old has-been," says Lindsay before she walks into another of Kelly's solid right and is dropped once more. "You got bupkis you little maggot!" snarls Kelly, feeling recharged. She hammers the New Yorker with a good combination to the face and Lindsay's pretty features are swelling from these blows and she's so disoriented from this shellacking that she's being driven backward as she tries in vain to protect herself. "Don't make any immediate plans for movies luv," says Kelly as she slams the younger woman hard in the jaw once more. Lindsay's body is hurtled back into the ropes and she falls to her knees and collapses right in front of Hedren and Griffith. Kelly comes over and looks down smiling at her young and totally beaten opponent plus the two who have constantly had it in for her. "Not your day or hers either is it ladies?" smirks Kelly as she grows merciless in her teasing. "Two losers backing another," laughs LeBrock as she stands with her legs spread over the unconscious body of 'Luscious' Lindsay Lohan while the older crowd - led by Mitzi Gaynor - celebrates in a big way! Hillary Duff and her galpals are beside themselves when LeBrock tells them, "Take this loser away, this ingenue isn't worth the victory drag I'm entitled to!"