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14 May 2013 Hilary Duff vs Kelly LeBrock

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Reposted by Archer on May 14, 2013, 1:51 pm

ANOTHER BONUS FIGHT!)

Retro Bout Ca. 2004 by Jac Fac

'Downtown' Julie Brown had taken her sparring mate, Kelly LeBrock, out to dinner in a trendy L.A. restaurant and was now embarking on issuing some 'marching orders' to her ringmate, "You saw what happened to Brandy Norwood didn't you my 'Woman in red' girlfriend?"

"Yes I did," replied Kelly, referring to Hilary's performance in the aftermath of 'Downtown' Brown's beatdown of Daryl Hannah. "That Duff kid wiped Brandy right out of the ring didn't she?"

Julie's temper flared, "Damn it LeBrock! I invested months in developing that stupid wuss and this is how it turns out! You want to avoid ending up like Brandy you'll go get a fight with Duff and teach that girl a lesson! CLEAR?"

Julie grabbed Kelly by her blouse and jerked her up from the table, then growled, "IS that clear Kelly?"

Kelly was intimidated to say the least. Anything other than an affirmative meant she might be laid out cold next to the table. Suddenly Hilary Duff appeared from the shadows in the bar and said, "Yeah got the message ya big old windbag?" Hilary shoved Kelly rudely as she passed the table. "Let's make it next week there you old washed up ol' Melanie Griffith-beating non event."

Now Kelly was enraged and Julie liked that very much.

"Well then, it's a done deal isn't it? Best you win too, I don't do losers!"

Saturday night the LA Forum is filled with a huge crowd. This has become a tough ticket and billed as a 'grudge match' of sorts. Hilary has been calling 'Downtown' a coward sending an older gal in to fight what should be her fight. Many agree!

With Elke Sommer reffing the fight is ready to being. Kelly gets lots of wows with her red panties and high heels. Hilary is in a black bikini with Lindsay Lohan (Kelly's beaten victim from a former fight) in her corner.

Round One: Hilary feints a left jab and fires a bulls-eye right into Kelly's midriff. The bigger woman doubles up in pain and Hilary just smirks as she delivers a follow up volley to LeBrock's gut. Hilary can really hammer. Kelly connects with her patented 'Melanie killer' right. This slams Hilary back into the ropes. Kelly rakes Hilary with a big left hook that brings the young blonde teenager down. She is on her knees with glazed eyes. Hilary is back up at 7 with the place rocking and rolling. They slug it out in the middle of the ring as Hilary whales Kelly with an overhand right that sends rivulets of sweat off of LeBrock's head as it swivels sideways. The round is almost even with an edge to Kelly.

Between rounds Julie is blasting into Kelly's ear about forcing the fight, "Finish her fast dammit! Get it DONE!"

Round Two: Kelly's right is evaded by Duff as she bores into LeBrock's midsection once more. As Kelly bends Hilary jackhammers her face with a brutal combination. Kelly's eyes are closing from the force of those shots. Hilary is now 'boxing' and not slugging. Duff's quick footwork is too much for LeBrock to keep up with. Kelly is faked out of those red panties by a Hilary fake and pays with a left hook finding her eye again. Hilary then comes in with a lethal right cross to Kelly's jaw. The big redhead is stumbling; her long beautiful legs like jelly as Hilary Duff blasts her to the canvas. LeBrock falls face down in front of the ecstatic duo of Tippi Hedren and Melanie Griffith who high-five and laugh out loud as Elke Sommer counts Kelly LeBrock out.

The 17 year old ingenue has beaten a 45 year old veteran and nobody feels the loss more than 'Downtown' Julie Brown. Over Julie's shrieks and howls of protest, Hilary rips off Kelly's red panties, wraps them around Kelly LeBrock's ankles and then does Julie's trademark 'victory drag' with Lindsay Lohan following behind leading the applause.

The kids have won the night and everyone there knows it! Julie is plotting vengeance as, once again, Hilary rips off a boxing glove and throws it in Julie's face in a, 'Come and get me' gesture.