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19 June 2013 Title Ch Adriana Lima vs Candice Swanepoel

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Queen of the Ice Hotel Bout

 

 

Posted by OddManOut/Sim results on June 19, 2013, 6:47 am

 

Before: It‘s been said that you can‘t win a fight at the weigh-in, but you will never convince a Victoria’s Secret girl of that. Both beauties emerge in full Angel regalias, black for Adriana, white & gold for Candi:

 

 

In typical model fashion, both rivals insist on weighing each other, tension rising with every eye roll as the scale is adjusted upwards, every tongue cluck at an imagined flaw, every sigh at an illusory flesh roll, so much that it’s a relief when Candice lets go with the first slap. Both sets of wings clatter to the floor as both models shrug them off before lunging at each other. Tumbling downwards in a squealing embrace so tight, one of Lima’s gloves and Swanepoel’s sleeves come off in the other’s grasp as they’re pulled apart.

A minor hitch mars the opening, one of the handicapped ramps is blocked off. Winters in this part of the world are marked with more sleet and freezing rain than snow, and the windward ramp is well-coated. Unfortunate, but the leeward ramp is clear, and indeed presumably the fact of the second ramp’s existence indicates that this was not unanticipated.

Adriana remembering what happened the last time she changed outfits and is unwilling to chance things with anything but her grey chinchilla ensemble, loose hair cascading over her back, shoulders and breasts in tangly glory. Candi wins the outfit competition on novelty if nothing else with her black leather bra-and-loincloth ensemble, black kid gloves, hair pulled back in tight ponytail. Girls pouting and giving fierce looks during ring instructions - it's a pose-down as each tries to get the camera to close-up and stay on her. Do they touch 'em up when asked? HA! Charlize Theron working the Academy corner, pristine in a white leather catsuit.

R1: Adriana pumping jabs, preempting her blonde, than ducking under and coming up to work chassis and pivot away from receipts. Good classy two-fisted attack has Candi backpedaling, stiff-out-of-the-gate but not shying away for two minutes. In the final minute, Swanepoel starts to answer back with lashing, sweeping punches before wrapping her left around Lima’s head, bundling her ropeside. SRO crowd shakes the roof when Adriana’s befurred backside hits the strands, both sets of exquisite legs straining as Candi stuffs away righty to steal the round.

R2: Swanny comes out sluggin’, looking to build on successes of the first round, but extended layoff shows in her timing. The Queen is able to walk her into shots again and again. Blonde’s ponytail tossing picturesquely as Adriana’s jabs snap her head to and fro. Crowd roars just as loudly when Candi’s leather-covered derriere presses up against the ropes as Lima measures her for a coup de grace, rears back and SHOVEL HOOK SWANEPOEL! Challenger couldn’t pivot, had to throw it out with just her arm, probably the only thing that keeps the Queen on her feet as it catches all of her to the body. Candi shaking off the hurt herself, crowding Adriana and salting away sidearm punches to rack as she steals her second straight.

R3: Pokey jab from the high guard configuration chipping away at Candi's cheeks, startling her, Adriana’s able to duck in close, come up chugging and beat her breasts right/left/right. Swanny retreating early, punched out of her stance. Lima's volume pressure finally starting to disorganize her blonde. Candi finally rights herself late, pouring in those long, sweeping right hands to Adriana's chest and midsection to reject further brunette encroachment. Swanepoel able to stabilize her front, keeps the Queen from coming inside to capitalize, but not able to get in the blockbusters that stole her the first two rounds.

R4: Tempers flaring, Adriana opts to wade on in this round. Fighters set up midring, trading to the body, while moving in a slow circle that sees the two go from mid-ring to the ropes and back again as blonde and brunette play cat and mouse. Lima’s staggered repeatedly as Swanny finds her way to her nonexistent love handles, but the Queen gets in several solid connects with her left hook to the body, putting a shimmy in Candi’s luscious legs more than once. Body work continues throughout the round, both fighters letting pride get the better of them as the final minute bogs down into a petty tit-for-tat, “how could you” gasping, Portugese & Afrikaans profanity-laced jugmugging session that leaves both fighters unhurt but boiling mad at the bell

R5: Candi straight out of her corner, cutting off the ring, walks Adriana down and beats her back to the ropes. Swanny hooking the body, then coming over top; rocking the Queen time and again. Lima's shoulders forced back over the top rope at times, but her long legs hold up and serve her well as she's able, time and again, to slide-step along the ropes for brief respites before Candi hunts her down and resumes her bombardment. Early in the second minute, Swanny pins her prey in a neutral corner, chesting up, working both flanks with hard-driving hooks. Steps back and comes upstairs to whip Lima’s head side-to-side, then pins her back and keeps working the body. AND ADRIANA’S KNEES BUCKLE! Candi takes a couple steps back to let the Queen fall…SHOVEL HOOK ADRIANA LIMA! Lima nails the challenger square in the liver, has to grab onto the ropes herself on the followthrough, THESE BEAUTIES ARE WRECKED! Candi has hands on her knees, trying to collect herself, Adriana comes off the ropes and steps into an uppercut to the jaw, AND SWANEPOEL IS SPRAWLING! Battered blonde hauls herself up by the ropes to beat the count, braces herself as brunette totters out of the corner. Lima measures with her left, then lets go with a blockbuster right. She resets, remeasures, then connects with another sledgehammer blow. Lather, rinse, repeat. Nothing back from Candi, just trying to ride out the final seconds, both corners poised to usher their charges back to their stools as this fight will be decided by who is able to recover better from this mutual annihaltion, AND THE REF SIGNALS FOR THE BELL! TKO with 8 seconds left in the 5 th round for the winner and STILL Queen of the Ice Hotel, Adriana Lima!

After: Candi sobbing in her corner, clutching at Charlize for support, she came oh-so-close in her 2013 debut, only to see it all come apart in less than a minute. Adriana drops to a seat in the middle of the ring as soon as the ref lets go of her upraised arm, chest heaving like a bellows as the pounding she absorbed catches up with her. It takes longer than in her previous defenses, but Lima gathers herself and pulls herself upright as her attendants remove her gloves.

Pushing her way into the Academy corner, Adriana cups one hand around Candi’s cheeks, then jerks her to her feet. She drives a thigh into the vanquished challenger’s midriff, doubling the blonde over before getting a grip on her loincloth and pulling her forward, sending Swanepoel sprawling through the ropes, to the cold floor below. Grabbing a handful of hair, Lima hauls her up to all fours, keeping her from rising with a foot placed on Candi firm shapely rump, showing off Adriana’s underappreciated legs as well.

Attendants rush out to buckle Adriana’s personal body saddle, still showing the salt stains from last months excursion into the ocean attached to Kelly Brook, in place on her mount. Once secured, Lima slowly swwiiings her long leg over and takes her seat. An imperious wave of her free hand parts the way to the exit, and a stumbling, sobbing Swanepoel makes her way down the makeshift aisle to thunderous applause, Theron hard-eyed as she follows in their wake.

Outside, Adriana rises, still keeping a grip firmly in her prey’s hair, apparently oblivious to the sleet coming down around her. She removes the saddle from Candi’s back and pulls her upright with a comparatively gentle grip in the armpits. Cushioned banks and a crashpad have mysteriously appeared along the sides and at the bottom of the “handicapped access ramp.” It is also covered with a shimmering, thick, and above all slippery layer of ice. Dragging a protesting Candi over to the lip as Theron looks on with her arms crossed under her breasts, Lima plants her foot on Swanepoel’s leather covered rump, and thrusts her down the deliberately designed ice chute. Tumbling, careening, completely out of control, a scuffed and bruised Candi ends up on her rump, propping herself up on her arms, shivering with humiliation and a burning desire for revenge as much as the cold, staring up as the undisputed Queen of the Ice Hotel finally deigns to accept the black fur robe first taken off of Aishwarya Rai so many years ago, raising her arms in victory before turning around to acknowledge the roaring crowd waiting to pay her homage

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