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16 July 2013 Jameela Jamil vs Danielle Miller

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Jameela Jamil 01.jpg Danielle Miller 01.jpg

BBU Cardiff PPV

(Foxfire Atlantic Boxing vs PageThrees)

Posted by Knowlesey on July 16, 2013, 11:33 am

Jameela is stirring up trouble in the welterweight division, for the second time in a row facing a girl she has exchanged insults with on the BBU Board, and she wants Danielle beaten and kissing her feet tonight, the model ending almost a year’s absence since being badly concussed by Ricki Lee Coulter.

Danielle enters the ring first, the model looking good in her yellow bikini, boots and gloves, preening herself as Jameela joins her, the leggy TV presenter in a black bikini with White edging, white gloves and boots, and these girls are both ready for this showdown.

Round 1

The girls are both quick off their stools, and they lay into each other immediately, Jameela ripping her rangy hooks at Danielle’s cheeks, with Danielle’s punching much straighter, her gloves already thudding into Jameela’s mouth, and she follows up with a hook this time, smacking it across Jameela’s features – and her nose is bleeding already! Danielle has a thunderous punch on her, and she’s stunning Jameela with her right hook again as the round draws to a close, the TV presenter wobbled a little after that one, so Danielle gives her another one, smack in the mouth, and that’s put Jameela down, the tall girl looking very untidy as she gets up again at 6, with just enough seconds left on the clock for Danielle to clip her lips again

Round 2

Danielle’s after Jameela now, and she snaps the presenter’s head back again with a stiff jab, then swats her across the cheek, Jameela recovering to clinch as the model closes in, and she thumps Miller hard in the belly three time, making her squeak, the referee prising the pair apart. Those shots to the midriff have hurt Danielle, and she’s slower with her fists now, giving Jameela time and space to pick her punches, the loose-limbed girl laying into her opponent’s ribs and flanks at will, Miller’s defence not solid enough, and Jamil loks pretty smug each time she lands a punch, hearing the smack of leather on flesh, followed by an outrush of air from the model’s lips, and the round draws to a close with Miller laying on the ropes, doing what she can to block Jamil’s looping punches.

Round 3

The rest seems to have to Danielle good, as the girls each give and take heavy punches in the opening seconds, each one having their head whipped sideways almost in turn. Danielle lands another of her right hooks, damaging Jameela’s lips still further, and the taller girl backs away, Miller following her, Jamil covering up and protecting herself, her arms gripping the model. The referee parts the girls and as they resume, Jameela’s giving Danielle’s body another tough examination, the model taking the shots better this time, then giving Jamil a neat combination f three punches to her face, the girls trading again in the closing seconds.

Round 4

Danielle’s the quicker of the pair again as the action resumes, and she swipes Jameela, landing three, four shots without reply as the TV presenter misses poorly with her one punch in response, the clinches. The referee separates the girls, and Jameela reacts quickly, landing her first decent punches to Danielle’s face for a while, the model having to give a little ground, with Jamil turning her attention back to her ribcage, then hooking her quickly to the mouth. Danielle seems to have slowed a bit, takes a few more searching punches to her body, eats a right hook again, but fights back – hard. Miller drills three straight punches into Jamil’s face, stunning her right at the bell with a decent uppercut, the TV presenter looking dazed as she goes to her corner,

Round 5

Jameela takes Danielle by surprise as she attacks the model, landing left and rights to the model’s face, followed by a right hook to her ribs – but Miller hits her straight back, thudding a right hook into her face, then drilling her own left glove into Jamil’s belly, the TV presenter being driven backwards and into the ropes. Danielle lands a hard left to Jameela’s mouth, and follows up with a right across her face, and another into the cheek – Jamil’s trying to clinch, but Miller’s standing off as little too far, smacking the taller girl’s face around just as she likes, maybe setting her up to knock her out. Jamil looks shabby now, cheeks each sporting a lump, and Miller closes the round by smacking the taller girl’s tits around, cnfident she has her girl beaten.

Round 6

And Danielle is full of punches here, laying into Jameela, really swiping the girl’s face – a face which is now grazed and swollen – surely another decent hook will put her away? Jameela takes a decent one, and her knees start to shake, but Danielle somehow lets her clinch again, and the taller girl gets herself together, and, when the girls restart after the referee has parted them, she’s got her gloves up protecting her face nicely, with Danielle getting frustrated, failing to work her to the body hard enough, her corner screaming at her, but when she does, Jameela comes back at her, and clips her face nicely, her right hook landing beautifully on three occasions, the model looking a little shaky as she returns to her corner, and she knows she’s let Jamil off the hook in that round..

Round 7

Danielle’s on the attack again, hitting Jameela to the mouth, following up my trying to out-muscle the taller girl, thumping her around the shoulders to back her up, but Jameela’s ready for her this time, and she starts to move around the model, who looks much slower than earlier, the TV presenter now smacking punches past her gloves at will, Miller’s face fielding a lot of leather. Jameela’s got her girl on the rack now, and she’s working on her body again, hurting her with a left hook to the liver, freeing her up for a left hook to the face, and Danielle’s knees can’t hold her – she’s down! Miller’s on her feet at 8, but she looks tired, with Jamil swatting her face again, then again, the model bleeding from her nose now, and she just drifts to her corner at the bell, disheartened.

Round 8

Jameela’s well on top now, but she’s showboating, dancing and strutting around Danielle at first, just throwing the odd jab, waiting for an opening. Miller is very tired, and she misses Jamil with a couple of wafting punches, and that presents the opportunity – Jameela rips the punches in at the girl’s face, sending her backwards, her arms wheeling, Jameela dodging her attempted counter punches with ease, sending her backwards, heaving an uppercut just glancing past her lips, bouncing a right hook off her ribs, then a left, another right to the ribs, a left to the cheek, and Danielle hits the canvas again, using the ropes to get up at 8. Still Jameela jabs and moves away, but she has Miller static on the ropes again as the round comes to a close, and she batters her face hard with that right hook of hers, the model’s left cheek swelling badly.

Round 9

Jameela’s chasing victory now, her corner having told her to stop messing about, and she really is just clubbing at Danielle now, but the model’s keeping her off – this is good defence from a very tired girl, keeping those weary arms in place, taking heroic punishment on her body as Jamil tries to make her drop that guard. And Miller’s now taking the fight to her! She throws some great punches at Jameela, who can’t quite believe it, staggers backwards and gets tagged with an uppercut! Jamil’s legs quiver again, but Danielle can’t land again, and now the taller girls gets back at her, ramming her gloves into the model’s face again, the girl struggling to breathe as the blood starts to block her airways, but she can’t find the punch to finish the job either, and both girls look weary at the bell.

Round 10

Danielle needs to knock Jameela out to win this, and she throws a good combination at her opponent’s head and gets in close to hit her to the body, but those punches haven’t got any snap to them, Jamil shrugging Miller off, slamming her hard with another right hook in the belly – and Danielle gasps, clearly hurt, and she just can’t take the left hook, right hook to her face that explode seconds later, flooring her again, the model lying almost motionless as she is counted out.

Result: Jameela Jamil knocked Danielle Miller out in round 10.

Both girls have given everything tonight – but Jameela may want Danielle to give a little more, because these girls both threatened post-fight humiliation, and she is wandering to the Page 3 girl’s corner. But no, she’s just checking on a very worthy opponent, although Danielle’s stablemate Nicola McLean is being less than pleasant, “You long streak o’ piss! You wouldn’t last three rounds with me!” Jameela just stalks away, too tired to respond