If you are citizen of an European Union member nation, you may not use this service unless you are at least 16 years old.
You already know Dokkio is an AI-powered assistant to organize & manage your digital files & messages. Very soon, Dokkio will support Outlook as well as One Drive. Check it out today!

19 July 2013 Shanna Moakler vs Gena Lee Nolin

Page history last edited by Archer844 10 years, 8 months ago

Shanna Moakler 02.jpg Gena Lee Nolin 06.jpg

Posted by simguy on July 19, 2013, 8:58 am

BEFORE: Moakler taking a page out of the 'Nessa Hudgens or Maria Menounos book of self-promotion...Shanna making a cottage industry out of this one fight with Gena - churning out "Beatin' Gena" shirts and caps; doing her reality show...if she fights as well as she markets, Gena's in tough! "I'll beat hell out of Gena Lee Nolin," Moakler promises, SUPER serious at podium. "She's ducked me my whole life - I've been calling her out since Baywatch, and she knows I'm a blonde-too-far for her. She's not gonna have any excuses - we're about the same age; I'm strong, she's strong...better woman's gonna win and that woman's gonna be ME!"

Nolin rolling her eyes, obviously disgusted by Moakler's antics. "I can't believe what a cheap hustler this woman is," Gena scowls at the mic. "She's a fat punk - she's not even hot, and she's got the gall to use my name to get herself back on the air. I'm gonna beat this girl back into obscurity guys. Don't bother learning how to spell her stupid name; don't bother remembering her ugly face...you aren't going to need that info after I'm done!"

Strong-backed, tall blondes both coming in a little soft - Gena out of obvious disrespect for her competition; Moakler with a visible spare tire about the belly and hips. Shanna in bubblegum pink halter, twist-tied between jugs; full coverage hipster trunks; white gloves; hair in twin Valkyrie braids down either collar bone. Gena in neon blue bra style bikini with a little bow-tie connection between jugs, standard bikini bottoms with a bit of hip; white gloves; long blonde hair loose.

During R1: Shanna snarling, pawing with her left hand while feeding Gena slamming, short right hands up top. Nolin punched to ropes at the open, hands up/arms extended, trying to ward off punishment as Moakler leans in big-girl! Shanna's left hand palming at Gena's right shoulder; Shanna's right hand delivering short, drifting punches to the mouth...slugging ejects Gena's mouthpiece, has her staring! Nolin sliding to her right, trying to push Moakler off...Shanna continuing to bash away, getting the stubby right hand through again and again! Corner: Gena wobbly-butt, concerned...she cuffs a hook at Shanna's paunch, trades stout, short right hands to mouth...Gena supported by turnbuckle as she sags back hurt, but MOAKLER GOES DOWN! Shanna blasted to rump-and-elbows, blinking in confusion...snarling Gena shrugs up off turnbuckles, stoops, pounds a cheap right hand into Shanna's belly as the ref moves in hot! Crowd booing; Shanna whining; Gena snarling; ref bodying Nolin away...looks like a good old fashioned GLN donnybrook in the first.

R2: Shanna doesn't have a jab - that left hand just pawing at Gena, looking to measure her for the strong right hands Shanna gets her back into. Nolin responds like a veteran - jabbing-face; slide-stepping to her right - she's leaning a bit to her right to roll-with Shanna's right hands, taking the edge off, then walking Moakler into clinches. Shanna big and strong in the grasp, able to twist and pull with Gena...ref issues breaks; Nolin re-asserts command with a little jab-and-grab midring. Down the stretch, Gena works Shanna's soft midsection thus: Nolin's left hand in behind Shanna's neck, pulling Moakler's head in close; Nolin's right hand plowing tummy, catching a bit of trunks. Poor Moakler tugged-and-slugged off balance - she's whining, riding her right hand on Gena's left wrist, unable to stop the work. Bell: Gena pushes Shanna off with a thudding right forearm in the breasts...fight delayed as ref has to separate big blonde rivals.

R3: Moments of violence for Shanna - no skill, but she's big and strong enough to get her way in spots. Nolin with hands up/arms extended, backing away as Shanna's trying to slug past Nolin's limbs...Moakler drives Gena to ropes, whereupon Nolin clinches for breaks. Gena understanding that Moakler just has the right hand...Nolin stiff with the left jab, bloodying Shanna's nose this round, stepping counter-clockwise around the poke, moving away from Shanna's right. Gena keeping her left extended/rolling to her right to effectively minimize Shanna's brawling rights over top...then G answers a tuff, shoving right to belly, tying up immediately thereafter to smother receipts.

R4: Gena pretty much has the landscape figured...circle-right; roll-with Shanna's right; stuff Shanna's soft underbelly full of tuff right hands in receipt; clinch repeatedly. Moakler's thighs rippling, backside shuddering as she goes at Gena, trying to bring battle...Shanna strong enough to disorganize Nolin at times, taking her into ropes for sloppy maul-and-brawl sessions until ref's breaks, but Gena's basically got ring command through 4.

R5: Same again - hard work in the clinch as strong-backed girls muscle one another around, otherwise Gena managing Shanna with jab-and-grab, and a steady diet of right hands tuff to belly. Bell: Moakler distressed, mouthbreathing, walking hands-on-hips to her corner...she's really feeling it to the midsection as Gena starts to pull away.

R6: Gena ups tempo, chopping the jab, bouncing Shanna's head back. G stepping to her right, keeping the left outstretched, walking Shanna into the right to belly/clinch routine. Moakler's legs starting to tremor - her mouth wide open, eyes distressed. Gena jabs Shanna to ropes, starts to work on her - Nolin cycling in the jab, jab, jab pattern, then POURING in the right hand, pounding at Shanna's head. Moakler on the verge of tears, standing beefy but stationary at ropes...she's got hands up, trying to poke punches back a bit, but covering up earmuff as Gena's shelling grows more intense. Final minute, Gena settling in...she dips her left shoulder, SNATCHES a hook thick to belly, bunching Shanna forward slightly, winning a whine of protest from Moakler. Left uppercut picks Shanna's head up HARD: she's hurt now, covering up earmuff, wilting forward. Thick right hand to the midsection; shellacking left...Gena dipping her shoulders, really rolling-through on these shots, getting into Shanna goood: Moakler crippled, sponging on the spot, not answering. Left uppercut picks up Shanna's head - face briefly visible before she cover up again - the eyes shut, mouth open, stunned look. Short, chopping right hacks at Shanna's left ear - Gena's left hand pushing Moakler's right shoulder to put her back in ropes, preventing the knockdown. Another short, blunt right hand splits the mitts, knocks Shanna's head straight back and DOWN SHE GOES! Extra left hook from Gena misses the mark as Moakler crumples, stretching belly-down at Gena's feet. Nolin snarling, shouting "GET UP!" as ref's moving in...obviously Gena feeling like she deserves a little more Shanna for all the pre-fight grief.

AFTER: Shanna a LONG time on the canvas - rolling to her back, getting checked out - having a little break-down on her back, chest shuddering as she blubbers...she's actually milking her defeat for camera time! It's all too much for Gena - she eventually moves in, shouting at officials to "Get this cow out of here", finally moving the show along. "I can't believe this chick!" Gena grouses in postfight. "I bomb her out of here like a hall-of-famer should; I'm head-and-shoulders better than her, and I have to stand around 10 minutes while they're scraping her blubbering body up off the mat! Anyway...Shanna's a joke - a bad one. Maybe she beats a Cat Bell or someone on that level, but Gena Lee Nolin? Are you kiddin' me? I put that punk on her back where she belongs.